Editing Littlefoot Asks Who Framed Roger Rabbit/Transcript (section)

== Meeting Judge Doom and the Toon Patrol ==
(Eddie was about to pick up Acme's joy buzzer till someone's cane pocked him hard.)

Eddie Valiant: Ow!

(Eddie looked up to notice the one who pocked him with his cane was a creepy guy wearing a black coat and hat)

???: Yikes!

???: (softly) Who's that?

???: (softly) Beats me, but he sure looks creepy.

Judge Doom: Is this man removing evidence from the scene of a crime?

Lt. Santino: Uh, no, Judge Doom. Uh, Valiant here was just pickin' it up for ya. Weren't ya, Eddie?

Judge Doom: Hand it over. (lends out a hand)

Eddie Valiant: Sure.

(He grabs Doom's hand and shocked him with the joy buzzer.)

Eddie Valiant: His number-one seller.

(Judge Doom gives a sinisterly smirk)

Judge Doom: I see working for a toon has rubbed off on you.

Eddie Valiant: I wasn't workin' for a toon. I was workin' for R.K. Maroon.

Judge Doom: Yes, we talked to Mr. Maroon. He told us the rabbit become quite agitated when you showed him the pictures. The rabbit said, one way or another, he and his wife are going to be happy. Is that true?

???: Uh...

???: Well, kinda.

Eddie Valiant: Hey, pal, do I look like a stenographer?

Lt. Santino: Shut your yap, Eddie, the man's a judge.

Judge Doom: That's alright, Lieutenant. From the smell of him, I'd say it was the booze talking. No matter. The rabbit won't get far. My men will find him.

(Then a van bursts into the factory as Littlefoot, Ash, their friends, and the cops present moved out of the way shouting as the van comes to a stop.)

Eddie Valiant: Weasels?

Judge Doom: Yes, I find they have a special gift for the work.

(The Weasels came out of the van.)

Smarty: All right, ya mugs. Fall out!

Judge Doom: Did you find the rabbit?

Smarty: Don't worry, Judge. We got the formats all over the city. We'll find him.

Littlefoot: He's got weasels.

Cera: Yeah, I noticed.

(The Toon Patrol noticed the heroes.)

Smarty: Hmm, well, well. Who do we have here, boys?

Greasy: Hmm, I don't know, boss. What do you guys think.

Wheezy: There's dinosaurs, human kids, animals and strange looking creatures.

Psycho: (giggling) Yep, there's a yellow rodent and a little egg creature.

Stupid: Duh, yep. They look like friends of the rabbit. (sees Jack and Zero) Aah! it's a skeleton and a ghost dog!

Ash Ketchum: Do you guys have any idea who you're talking too?

Smarty: Oh, and just who might you be, kid?

Ash Ketchum: I'm a Pokemon trainer!

Misty and Brock: So are we!

(The Toon Patrol laugh with amusement.)

Smarty: Pokemon trainers, huh? We never heard of you kids!

Greasy: Yeah, what a stupid name for your pets.

Ash Ketchum: (angry) Don't you dare call our Pokemon that!

Pikachu: (angry) Pika!

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Judge Doom: You wouldn't have any idea where the rabbit might be, Mr. Valiant?

(He turns to him.)

Eddie Valiant: Have you tried Walla Walla? Cucamonga? I hear Kokomo's very nice this time of the year.

Judge Doom: I'm surprised you're not more cooperative, Mr. Valiant. A human has been murdered by a toon. Don't you appreciate the magnitude of that?

(Then squeaking was heard as Eddie, Santino, Doom, and our heroes looked around and then down to notice the squeaking was from one of the cartoon shoes that was missed, standing close to Doom squeaking.)

Judge Doom: Since I've had Toontown under my jurisdiction, my goal has been to reign in the insanity. And the only way to do that is to make toons respect... (puts on his glove) the law.

(He leaned down and seized the squeaking cartoon shoe, as he picked up and looked at it as it continued to squeak while trying to get free.)

Cera: Hey!

Misty: What're you gonna do to that, shoe?

Judge Doom: (grins) Just watch, children.

(Doom walked towards the Weasels and their van.)

Eddie Valiant: (whispering) How did that gargoyle get to be a judge?

Lt. Santino: Spread a bunch of simoleons around Toontown a couple of years back. Bought the election.

Eddie Valiant: Yeah? What's that?

(Judge Doom then opened a canister in the back of the Weasel's van to reveal a boiling chemical.)

Lt. Santino: Remember how we always thought there wasn't a way to kill a toon?

Eddie Valiant; Yeah.

Lt. Santino: Well, Doom found a way. Turpentine, acetone, benzene. He calls it "The Dip".

SpongeBob and Patrick: Dip?

Judge Doom: I'll catch the rabbit, folks. And I'll try him, convict him... (moves the carton shoe to the dip) and execute him.

(The heroes gasp in horror upon seeing the Judge dipping the shoe in which slowly killed it as it whimpered.)

Petrie: Oh, me don't like this.

Ducky: Oh, the poor shoe.

Patrick: Yeah, the poor little fella.

Jiminy Cricket: Why, you hoodlums! I'll knock your block off! (gets held back by Jack)

Pikachu: Pika!

Ash Ketchum: No! (gets blocked by the weasels)

Smarty: (menacingly) Don't get too close, kid, or I'll shoot you and your sparky little rodent!

(Valiant, Littlefoot Ash, and the other heroes watched helplessly as the innocent cartoon shoe gets dipped to its demise.)

Valiant: Geez.

(Doom turned to them in a menacing look as the smoke from the dip blew around his face, while removing his gloved hand out of the dip to reveal no trace of the poor shoe left)

Greasy: (giggling wickedly) That's one dead shoe, eh boss?

Judge Doom: They're not kid gloves folks. This is how we handle things, down in Toon Town. I think you of all people, would've appreciate that.

Ash Ketchum: (grunts) In your dreams, you creep!

Pikachu: (angrily agreeing) Pika, Pika!

Littlefoot: You're a sorry excuse to be a judge!

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