Editing Littlefoot Asks Who Framed Roger Rabbit/Transcript (section)

== Captured/Judge Doom's plan/Eddie kills the weasels ==
Judge Doom: Seize those heroes!

(The weasels grab the heroes.)

Smarty: (grabs Ash by the arm) Let's go, kid!

Greasy: (picks up Pikachu) Alley-oop! Come along, sparky.

Pikachu: (struggling) Pika, Pikachu!

Greasy: (picks up Togepi) That goes for you too, little one.

Togepi: (struggling)

Wheezy: (picks up Ducky and Petrie) Let's go, small fries.

Ducky: Let go of us!

Petrie: Petrie no go! You can’t make me!

Psycho: (giggles, while grabbing Gurgi) Time to go with the boss, furball.

Gurgi: (struggling) Let Gurgi go!

Stupid: (grabbing Jiminy) Uh, ready to go?

Jiminy Cricket: Let go! Put me down ya big oaf!

(The other villains seize the other heroes.)

Banzai: (laughs, while grabbing Zazu) Gotcha, birdie!

Oogie Boogie: Let's go, missy! 

Misty: Unhand me, you creep!

Taran: What do you think you're doing?!

Cera: Hands off, buster!

Eilonwy: Just you all wait! You're all going to be sorry!

Meowth: Ooh, feisty little twoips!

(The weasels snicker.)

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Smarty: We searched Valiant and his buddies, boss. The will ain't on 'em.

Judge Doom: Then frisk the woman.

Greasy: ''I'll'' handle this one...  (He puts his hand down her dress and feels around for a bit before screaming in pain and removing his hand which has been caught by a bear trap)   

Eddie Valiant: (to Jessica) Nice mouse trap.  

(The weasels all laugh at Greasy's misfortune, but Doom glares at them and they stop)   

Judge Doom: Do they have the will or not?  

Smarty: Nah, just a stupid love letter.  

Judge Doom: No matter. I doubt that will is going to show up in the next fifteen minutes anyway.  

Eddie Valiant: What happens in the next fifteen minutes?  

Judge Doom: Toontown will be legally mine, lock, stock and barrel.

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(Inside the Acme Factory, Judge Doom then drops dish on the floor and turns the wheel to cause the pipe to spill out a familiar chemical)

Judge Doom: Can you guess what this is?

(The chemical was none other than "Dip")

Jessica Rabbit: Oh, my gosh, it's... (shouting) DIP!!!

Judge Doom: That's right, my dear. Enough to dip Toontown off the face of the Earth!

(He pulls the string down to uncover his diabolical creation, the Dip Machine.)

All heroes: (gasps horrified)

Elliowy: Oh no.

Cera: What is that thing?!

Judge Doom: Vehicle of my own design. Five thousand gallons of heated dip. Pumped at enormous velocity through a pressurized water cannon. (we find the Weasels working on the Dip Machine) Toontown will be erased in a matter of minutes.

Jessica Rabbit: I supposed you think no one's going to notice Toontown's disappeared?

Judge Doom: Who's got time to wonder what happened to some ridiculous talking mice, when you're driving by at 75 miles an hour?

???: What?

Ttark: Excuse me?

Jessica Rabbit: What are you talking about? There's no road past Toontown.

Judge Doom: Not yet.

Bagheera: Not yet?

Jack Skelington: What're you talking about?

Judge Doom: Several months ago, I had the good providence to stumble upon... (slipped from the rolling plastic eye balls a bit) this place of the city council's, a construction plan of epic proportions. They are calling it a freeway.

Eddie and the others: "Freeway"?

Eddie Valiant: What the heck's a freeway?

Judge Doom: Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, safe, fast. Traffic jams will be a thing of the past.

Eddie Valiant: So that's why you killed Acme and Maroon? For this freeway? I don't get it.

???: Neither do we.

Judge Doom: Of course not. You all lack vision.

Chumley: Vision? Vision of what?

Judge Doom: I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on, all day, all night! Soon, where Toontown once stood, will be a string of gas stations; inexpensive motels; restaurants that serve rapids prepared food; tire salons; automobile dealerships and wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see! My god, it'll be beautiful.

Misty: (disgusted) "Beautiful?!"

Eilonwy: Exterminating countless innocent toons who did nothing to you, just to build a freeway?! You call that ''beautiful''?! It's madness!

Tennessee Tuxedo: Yeah, you're out of your mind, Doom! You can't just kill an entire population just to build all that, it's insane!

Eddie Valiant: I'm with them. Come on. Nobody's gonna drive this lousy freeway when they can take the red car for a nickel.

Judge Doom: Oh, they'll drive. They'll have to.

Ash Ketchum: Oh yeah? Why?

Judge Doom; You see, I bought the red car so I could dismantle it.

(Then all of a sudden a rumbling was heard.)

???: Huh?

Ducky: What's that sound?

Smarty: What the...

(The rumbling came from under Greasy and then the manhole he's standing on burst out as he screamed while flying up in the air, and who came out under him was Roger Rabbit as he screamed and then fell down but on his feet.)

Roger Rabbit: (aims his gun to Judge Doom) Okay, nobody move. (turns to the Weasels) Alright, Weasels, grab some sky, or I let the judge have it. You heard me I said, drop it.

Jessica Rabbit: Roger, darling!

Roger Rabbit: (joins up with his wife) Yes, it's me, my dearest.  I'd love to embrace you but first...(turns and aims his gun to the Weasels as they tried to seize him) I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage.

Judge Doom: Put the gun down, you bucktoothed fool!

Roger Rabbit: That's it, Doom. Gimme another excuse to pump ya full of lead. (unknown to him, Greasy, holding onto a net full of bricks secretly took out his knife to start cutting it) You thought you could get away with it, didn't ya? Ha! We toons may act idiotic, but we're not. stupid. We demand justice. Why, the real meaning of the word probably hits you like a ton of bricks.

(Then the bricks that were on the net fell onto Roger)

Weasels: (laughs)

Greasy: (snickers)

Jessica Rabbit: Roger! (runs to Roger as he got his head out while finally seeing stars.) Roger, say something!

Roger Rabbit: Look, stars! (giggles) Ready when you are, Raoul!

(The heroes chuckle upon seeing this.)

Judge Doom: Tie the love birds together.

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Misty: You’re just a bully!

Pikachu: (angrily) Pika!

Judge Doom: Once the rabbit and his wife get's dipped, you heroes will be next after these two.

Smarty: Yeah, I will shoot all of you.

(The heroes gasp in horror.)

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Smarty: With pleasure. (Ash attempts to stop him) Stay back, kid, or your friend Valiant get's shot.

Eddie Valiant: Everything's funny to you, ain't it, needlenose?

Smarty: You got a problem with that, Valiant?

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Eddie Valiant: I'm through with taking falls. I'm bouncing off the walls. Without that gun, I'd have some fun. I'd kick you in the--.

(A bottle falls on his head) 

Roger Rabbit: Nose!

Smarty: Nose? That don't rhyme with "walls."

Eddie Valiant: No, but this does. 

(Kicks Smarty in the crotch, propelling him into a vat of Dip) 

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(Eddie quickly shuts the water cannon off from the control panel of the Dipmobile thus saving Roger and Jessica in time.)

???: Phew!

???: Roger! Jessica! 

???: You two alright?

Roger Rabbit: I wasn't worried. (to Jessica) Were you?

Ash Ketchum: (chuckles)

(Then our heroes heard Judge Doom screeching in panic as they turned around to notice his stuck legs start to get flatten by the steam roller. Our heroes looked horrified as they witness the mad Judge Doom continue to scream and panic in gibberish talk as the steam roller continued to roll over him and squish him till it reached his head as our heroes turned around not watch as Judge Doom meets his end as the steam roller flattened him. Or that's what they thought till...)

Roger Rabbit: Guys, (points with his ears) look!

(Eddie and the others turned around to notice with shock as Judge Doom was still alive but all flattened as he got up and began to walk wobbly. Shocking our heroes upon realizing what Judge Doom really is.)

???: (gasps) Oh my goodness!

???: It can't be...

Cera: What in...

Ash Ketchum: Judge Doom?!

Pikachu: Pika?!

Ducky: He's a...

Eddie Valiant: Holy smoke, he's a toon!

Judge Doom: Surprised?

Eddie Valiant: Not really. That lamebrain freeway idea could only be cooked up by a toon.

Tennessee Tuxedo: I'd say more like a looney toon, if ya ask me.

Judge Doom: Not just any toon.

(Judge Doom then approached an air tank and after placing his mouth in, he activates the tank by pressing down the lever causing his flattened body to unflatten while his hat popped off, but also his eyes popped out to reveal they were fake. Judge Doom then turned to our heroes to reveal his true face to be none other than the murderous toon who killed Eddie's brother Teddy Valiant.)

Littlefoot, Ash, and their friends: (screamed terrified)

Eddie Valiant: (gasps in shock)