Editing Littlefoot's Adventures of The Brave Little Toaster/Transcript (section)

== The air conditioner ==
(Just then the heroes feel the cold air)

Littlefoot: Hey, is it cold now?

Petrie: Me freezing.

Bugs Bunny: I'm getting it too.

Melman: No, that's the air conditioner.

(Melman points to the air conditioner who is laughing)

Toaster: What are you laughing at?

Air Conditioner: (stops laughing) Absolutely nothing, nothing at all.

Lampy: I think he was laughing at us.

Air Conditioner: You know something? You're a real bright little lamp.

Lampy: Oh, thanks. (offended) Hey!

Air Conditioner: (sees Littlefoot and his friends) Hmm, well, who do we have here? seven dinosaurs, three human kids and their strange looking pets, animals, a skeleton and his ghost dog.

Toaster: Those are our new friends.

Air Conditioner: Is that so?

Littlefoot, Ash and friends: Uh-huh.

Littlefoot: We couldn't help feel sorry for Toaster and his fellow appliances.

Air Conditioner: Oh, really?

Cera: That's right. Toaster told us that their owner left and he didn't return.

Ash Ketchum: Brock, Misty and I are Pokemon trainers.

Air Conditioner: (chuckles) Pokemon trainers, huh? Never heard such a name.

Ash Ketchum: Were you calling our Pokemon strange?

Air Conditioner: I did, kid. (to Toaster and his friends) You guys really have an attachment for that kid, don't ya?

Blanky: Yes, he was our master.

Air Conditioner: Well, that's real nice in any day now he might come romping back, huh? Just come whistling right back in through and everything will be the same. Real peachy keen like.

Blanky: Uh-huh.

Lampy: It's a possibilty.

Toaster: Well, at least we tried to be optimistic.

Air Conditioner: (blows air) Optimistic? Somebody untie the knot in this guy's cord.

Daffy Duck: You're despicable!

Kirby: Yeah! Why don't you just shut off?!

Air Conditioner: Hey, I'm real scared there, Kirby and ducky-boy. What are you both gonna do? Suck me to death?

(Littlefoot, Ash and the others roll their eyes in annoyance.)

Littlefoot: Oh, brother.

Bagheera: Good grief.

Kirby: Hmph!

Daffy Duck: Oy-vey!

Air Conditioner: What is it with you guys, anyway? You act like you just came off assembly line. Now get this through your chrome. We've been dumped, abandoned.

Blanky: But he loved us.

Radio: That's right.

Air Conditioner: So, what? He's a kid, he has a family, they move away, he moves away. It's a package deal.

Toaster: But, maybe they're all-

Air Conditioner: He's not coming back. Pure and simple.

Kirby: Oh, yeah? Did you talk to him recently or something? That could drive up any second.

Blanky: You really think so?

Kirby: I'm not talking to you.

Air Conditioner: The whole bunch ya gotta have a combined wattage of five, maybe less. It's been years. It's scrap-metal time.

Toaster: Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.

Air Conditioner: That's real touchin', Toaster. You're gonna get me bawling like a baby anytime now.

Toaster: I think you're jealous.

Air Conditioner: Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits.

Lampy: Dim?

Toaster: Yeah! Because, the master never played with you.

Kirby: 'Cause you're stuck in the wall!

(The air conditioner gets really angry, blowing out air as Littlefoot, Ash, and the others get really scared)

Littlefoot and Ash: Uh-oh!

Bugs Bunny: Not good.

Air Conditioner: (sneers) So, it's back to that stupid static again. You think I don't know what's going on in here? I know what goes on in this cottage. It's a conspiracy. And everyone one of you low-watts is in on it. Just 'cause you can move around, you think you're better than I am. I'm not an invalid. I was designed to stick in a wall! I like being stuck in this stupid wall! I can't help it if the kid was too short to reach my dials! (starts to spark fire)

Toaster: We didn't mean it. Really!

Air Conditioner: (shouting, overheating) IT'S MY FUNCTION!!!

Ash Ketchum: Hey, hey, hey! Stop! Stop it! Stop, I tell you! Don't you see what you're doing?! You're overheating yourself!

Ducky: (scared) He's what?

Misty: He's overheating himself, Ducky!

Brock: His irrational temper is making him short out and overheat himself! If he keeps this up, he's gonna blow a fuse!

(Littlefoot and the rest of his friends gasp)

Toaster: No, wait. Wait!

Bagheera: (groans) It's too late to try to reason with him now! He's about to meet his end! Everybody get of here now!

Kirby: He's gonna blow!

Toaster: Yank your plugs!

(The appliances do so)

Kriby: A fuse!

Ash Ketchum: Hit the deck, everybody!

Daffy Duck: Fire in the hole!

(Air Conditioner overheats & explodes. Toaster, his friends, and the heroes come out of hiding as they see Air Conditioner's blown up and overheated remains)

Blanky: Poor Air Conditioner.

Toaster: I didn't know he'd take it so hard.

Kirby: Well, he was a jerk anyway.

Ash Ketchum: Geez, I didn't know things like this could happen to an air conditioner.

Misty: Normally, they don't.