Editing Littlefoot's Adventures of A Bug's Life/Transcript (section)

==Bug Bar/The Robin Hood Act==

(the heroes arrive at the Bug Bar where it's bug patrons are talking amongst themselves)

Flik: Wow.

Brock: Look at this place. 

Fly: (flies past the heroes) Move it!

Princess Eilonwy: Hasn't that fly ever heard of manners? 

Misty: Never mind that, Eilonwy. We're here to find tough bugs remember? 

Fly: Yo! Two black flags over here!

(the roach bartender slides two droplets to the fly and his firefly friend and they toast)

Firefly: Hair of the dog you bit.

Roach waitress: Hey! Who ordered the poo-poo platter?!

(flies come in and eat the platter) 

Mosquito waitress: Here you go, Slick. Enjoy 

Slick: (takes a bite of his food until...) Ow! Ow! Hey, I said no salt!

Cera: Let's look around and see who can help us. 

Flik: Pardon me, sir, I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment. I represent a colony of ants, and these dinosaurs, humans, animals, genie, magic carpet, skeleton, and ghost dog are my friends, and we're looking for tough bugs. You know mean bugs. The sort of bugs that...  

Slim: Fired by a flea. How humiliating.

Francis: Let's fact it, we stink.

Roll: You fired!

Tuck: You fired! 

Roll: You fired!

Rosie: Oh, will you shut up?!

Roll: Hey! 

Tuck: You fired!

Heimlich: Someday, I will be a beautiful butterfly, and then everything will be better.

Gypsy: I can believe the troupe is breaking up. We've always been together. 

Manny: Farewell, my friends.

Francis: To the audience we'll never have.

(then the two flies Francis argued with arrived)

Slim: (gasps) Francis, your boyfriends from the circus are here. 
(Francis glared at them until he saw a bigger fly accompanying them) 

Francis: (gasps)

Male Fly: There she is.

(The two flies fly up to Francis.)

Male Fly 2; Hello, there, girlie bug.

Francis: (annoyed) Shoo, fly. Don't bother me.

Male Fly: Say, why don't you tell our pal, Thud (the big fly named Thud comes behind them) what you said to us at the circus.

Male Fly 2: Yeah, something about buzzing around the dung heap?

Thud: (growls)

(Flik and the heroes then talk to a mosquito) 

Flik: Excuse me? Hi, I represent an ant colony, and we're... 

Mosquito: Hey bartender, Bloody Mary, O-positive. (The roach bartender brings him a big drop of blood) Ah-ha! (he drinks it until he's fat) Ah! (He then falls down) 

Flik: Sir? 

Iago: Hey, buddy, you all right?

Shaggy Rogers: Like, so much for asking him.

Littlefoot: Let's try someone else. 

Male Fly 1 and 2: (plays with Francis' wings while Thud pounds his fist) Ladybug, Ladybug, fly away home.

Male Fly 1: Not so tough now, are ya? All right, clown. Get up and fight like a girl!

Francis: Get ready to do the Robin Hood act.

Heimlich: Ah! Ooh! I want to be Little John!

Slim: What part can I play? 

Flik: You see, we're looking for tough, warrior, bugs.

Francis: Stand back, ye flies! We are the greatest warriors in all of Bugdom!

Flik: Warrior bugs!

Baloo: I think we found them.

Francis: My sword. (Holds Slim like a sword)

Slim: (unenthusiastically) Swish, swish. Clang, clang. 

Francis: Little John?

Heimlich: What ho, Robin! Justice is my sword and truth shall be my quiver.

(The heroes then get pushed back by the crowd of bugs)

Ash Ketchum: Whoa! Whoa!

Littlefoot: What the?!

Shaggy Rogers and Scooby-Doo: Oof! Ow!

Bugs Bunny: Hey, watch it, pal!

Daffy Duck: What are you doing?!

Jack Skellington: People, move out of the way, please!

Misty: Yeah, we wanna see!

Flik: Wait, wait! No, no! I-I want to watch this!

(Flik and the heroes all get pushed back outside of the bar as Aladar watches them from outside)

Aladar: What are they doing in there?

Slim: Thrust, parry, lunge!

Thud: (growls)

Slim: Me thinketh it's not working!

Heimlich: (gasp and screams) Back to Sherwood Forest! Schnell, schnell!

Flik: What's going on in there?

Aladdin: Whoa! Look out!

(W.I.P.)

Circus Troupe: (clamoring, screaming)

(The Heroes rushed over to see the damage)

Slim: (muffled) Help! Help! Get me out!

Francis: (grunting as He frees Slim doing The Sword and the Stone reference)

Flik: (amazed) Wow.

Baloo: See? I told ya we found them.

Circus Troupe: (groaning)

Rosie: Oh, ow-ow-ow...

Flik: You're perfect! Oh, great ones! We have been scouting for bugs with your exact talents!

Gypsy: (gasp) A talent scout.

Flik: My colony's in trouble. Grasshoppers are coming! We've been forced to prepare all this food.

Manny: Dinner theater!

Heimlich: Food?

Ash Ketchum: So we suggest you guys should probably help us.

Littlefoot: Yeah. Will you help us, Please?

Thud: (groan)

Fly: Where are they?

Slim: We'll take the job!

Flik: Really?

Heimlich: Yah, yah!

Bug: Hurry, hurry! Make haste!

Daffy Duck: Hey, don't you want us to introduce ourselves?

Slim: You can explain the details on the way.

Daffy Duck: Alright then.

Roll: Hey-hey-hey!

Tuck: (chuckles)

Roll: (grumbles in Hungarian)

Rosie: Okay, come on, everyone! Break a leg!

Flik: Whoa, you're vicious!

Dim: Hold on, Mr. Ant.

Misty: I wished we could have met some tough people who are not bugs.

Taran: Sorry, Misty. But that's what Flik said.

Aladar: Welp, Time for us to head back to Ant Island.

Aladdin: Come here, Carpet! (He then whistles over to Carpet who then flies over to him, Abu, Princess Jasmine, Genie, and Iago) Let's fly out of here.

Chomper: You'll know, I'll admit the city is pretty cool than what I imagined.

Ruby: Yeah. I wished The Great Valley would look like this. That would be awesome.

Flik: Amazing! This is too good to be true! (laughing)