Editing Littlefoot's Adventures of A Bug's Life/Transcript (section)

== End Credits/"The Time of Your Life"/Bloopers (Bonus) ==
Randy Newman: Was a bug, little bug, hardly there. How he felt, what he dreamed, who would care? Without any evidence (''His flaws were many'') He was full of confidence (''Some people haven't any'') Didn't have much common sense (''It's highly over-rated'') He just knew that he'd come through-

Randy Newman (W/chorus): It's the time of your life, so live it well. It's the time of your life, so live it well. We may only go 'round one time As far as I can tell. It's the time of your life, so live it well. We may only go 'round one time As far as I can tell. It's the time of your life. It's the time of your life, It's the time of your life, so live it well.

(The Blooper reel begins with Hopper talking to Princess Atta)

John Lassester: Speed!

Lee Unkrich as the bug holding the clapboard (Yes, I checked): Marker!

John Lassester: And Action.

Hopper: Are you saying I'm stupid?

Princess Atta: (gasp) No...

Hopper: Do I look…stupid…to you?

Princess Atta: (suddenly starts laughing) I'm sorry!

(Cutting over to another take)

Hopper: Are you saying I'm stupid?

Princess Atta: (bursts into laughter again)

Hopper: (moans)

Princess Atta: I'm sorry! I'm good! Just let me have another take, I'm fine.

(Now at the 15th take)

Hopper: Are you saying I'm stupid?

Princess Atta: YES! (Bursts into laughing again)

Hopper: This is the 15th take. I can not work like this, I will be in my trailer. (walks away)

Princess Atta: (exhales) I need a break.

(The next blooper takes place in the same scene but it's at the part where Petrie thinks he wetted himself after getting nervous around Hopper)

Petrie: (gulps) Me think me wet myself...

Cera: (whispers) Petrie, you don't even wear pants!

Petrie: No for real, Me did wet myself!

(They all looked down as they noticed Petrie's pee on the floor)

Everyone: EWW! (Disgusted noises)

Petrie: (chuckles) Just kidding! (He then reveals a juice box behind his back, indicating that he spilled it all over the place) It wasn't actually real, Heh heh.

Ash Ketchum: Ugh, Don't scare us like that, Petrie!

Petrie: What? It was only a juice box me found in the backstage.

(The next blooper takes place during the part where Flik plans about fighting Grasshoppers by building a decoy bird)

Lee Unkrich as the bug holding the clapboard: Marker!

Rosie: Whoa, Flik honey. (chuckles) We are not about to... (She then looks at something off-screen as She was distracted by someone hammering) Is someone hammering?

Slim: (moans)

Rosie: Can we hold the work, Please? People!

Slim: Am- Am I in this shot? You could- You could see me right? (Rosie shrugs off)

(The next blooper takes place where Flik takes off flying on a Dandelion)

John Lasseter (Off-screen): And Action!

Flik: To Infinity and Beyond!

(Littlefoot and his friends, along with the crew members, in the background laughed)

Flik: (laughs) I'm- I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. Really, can you- can you blame me? Okay let's go for real this time.

John Lassester: Ok, Cut!

Flik: Sorry.

(The next blooper takes place over to Molt talking to Hopper in their hideout)

Molt: Why go back to Ant Island at all? I mean, you don't even like grain.

Hopper: (gets up from his massage) What?! 

Molt: You're right. I didn't think think it was such a good idea myself. Actually, it wasn't even my idea.

(He then knocks over the camera that was capturing him during filming)

Filmmaker: Watch it. Watch it!

Molt: Oh, I'm sorry! Is the camera broke? Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Did I ruin the tape?

(The next blooper takes place Flik and Atta are having a moment together)

Princess Atta: And, uh, thank you for finding them, Flik.

Flik: Me? (both of their antennas get tangled up)

Princess Atta: Oh! Ow! (gasps) Ow! Ow! Ow!

Flik: (stammering) Oh no.

Misty: Oh, here!

Ash Ketchum: Let us help!

Princess Atta: This really hurts, guys!

Flik: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Ohh. (tries to untie it)

Princess Atta: Can we cut?! Ow!!

(The next blooper shows Dr. Flora with the ant colony.)

Dr. Flora: So, is there a Mrs. Ant you have to tunnel home to? (knocks over an ant prop) Oh! I'm sorry! I thought he was real. (laughs) Oh, dear, put that thing in my car.

(The next blooper shows the ant council pretending to agree with Flik's decision to find tough bugs.)

Lee Unkrich as the bug holding the clapboard (Yes, I checked): Marker!

Princess Atta: (to Flik) Flik, after much deliberation... (falls) Whoa! (crashing)

(Flik, the ant council, Littlefoot and his friends, along with the crew members, in the background laughed)

Littlefoot: Are you okay, Atta? (laughs)

(The next blooper shows Slim faking an injury to scare Hopper during the fake bird attack)

Slim: I... Ow! Oh! My eye! Ow! No, no, seriously, I've got berry juice in my eye! (Hopper laughs) It stings! Stop acting! I'm serious! Oh, stop the camera!

(The next blooper the Queen Ant with Flik who just told the ant council his intention of finding tough bugs)

Queen Ant: (laughs until Aphie starts urinating) Uh-oh. Towel! I need a towel over here!

(Flik, Littlefoot and his friends, along with the crew members, in the background laughed)

John Lasseter: Cut!

(The next bloopers shows Thumper roaring at Dot before Dim scares him away)

Thumper: (Roars) (moans) I'm Sorry, I'm sorry, (Dot moans) Can we, can we cut? It's just that I don't think I'm coming across. Hmm... Oh, oh, I know, I know, I could lather up a bunch of spit. Ooh, Ooh, that's good, I got it J.L. Alright, one more for me!

(The next blooper shows P.T. Flea during his Flaming Death act)

John Lassester: Speed!

Lee Unkrich as the bug holding the clapboard: Marker!

John Lassester: Action!

P.T. Flea: -spinning a web of safety in less than fifte- (Bumps into the camera really hard and knocks himself out)

(The next blooper shows Slim spotting the flies at the Bug Bar)

John Lasseter: Okay, slate.

Lee Unkrich as the bug holding the clapboard: Marker! 

John Lasseter: And action!

Slim: (gasps) Francis! Your boyfriends from the cir... (laughing) I'm sorry. He has something in his nose.

Francis: What?!

Slim: Makeup!

(The next blooper shows Mr. Soil and Dr. Flora talking)

John Lasseter: And action!

Mr. Soil: I don't think we need to involve the queen in this. She's got enough on her plate already, training her daughter.

Dr. Flora: Oh yes, Princess Abba. Abba?! (Laughs) Where are my platforms? Let's go, disco. (Laughs again) Let me try it again. 

John Lasseter: Okay, tail slate. 

(Woody from the ''Toy Story'' movies appears on the set as a crewman holding the clapboard upside down and claps it ending the take and gives a smile)

(The next blooper shows the scene of Ursula grabbing Atta with one of her tentacles) 

Ursula: Going somewhere, sweet-(Atta slips out of the tentacle). I'm sorry. She was supposed to stay in my tentacle before I throw her in the cage. I don't know what happened that made her slip out. Just let me have another take.

(The next blooper shows the scene where Flik, Littlefoot and His friends, along with The Circus troupe landing on Ant Island)

John Lasseter: And action!

(They all floated down towards the screen, But Dim lowers Heimlich a bit too much)

Heimlich: Ahh!

(Heimlich then crashes into the camera lens with his face close to the screen, now moaning and wheezing)

(The next blooper cuts over to the scene where Petrie taunts at Meowth by blowing a raspberry at him before shaking his booty at him)

Petrie: Yoo-Hoo! Team Ro- Ow! Ow! Ow! (He then hold his bum in pain, Indicating that his rear was cramped for him to shake at Meowth) Oooh!

A Cast Member in the background: What happened?

Petrie: Oh! Petrie got Butt cramp! Ow! (Meowth laughs at him) That not funny! 

Meowth: Oh, Poor guy. Can't even try to taunt me now! (chuckles)

Petrie: Ohh! Can we cut before we film again, Please? It really hurts.

(The next blooper cuts over to the part where Daffy Duck shouts at the grasshoppers while performing the circus with Bugs Bunny)

Daffy Duck: Ah, come on. You can do better than that. We said, (speaks louder) ARE YOU ENJOYING THE SHOW?!

Bugs Bunny: WHOA!!!

(Bugs Bunny falls off the wagon after getting blasted by Daffy's loud speech, crashing right out of the set, knocking down The camera's lighting effect off-screen)

John Lasseter: Cut!

Bugs Bunny: (groans in pain) Next time, try to be less noisier with your voice there, Doc. Cause I just somehow fallen off the wagon.

(Everyone starts laughing)

Daffy Duck: Whoops! My mistake. Heh-heh.

(The next blooper cuts over to the part where Hopper tells Molt to not say another word while on Ant Island)

Lee Unkrich as the bug holding the clapboard: Marker!

John Lasseter: And action!

Hopper: Do you understand me? (Molt doesn't respond but whimpers, which results in Hopper shaking him furiously) I said, "DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!"

Molt: (Chuckles) I'm Sorry, I'm Sorry, he looked funny- he looked funny at me. Can- Okay, can we just let me have another take?

(The sixth take begins with the same animation with Hopper furiously shaking Molt)

Hopper: I said, "DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!"

Molt: (laughs) (The people in the background laughed along with him) I'm Sorry! I'm sorry he made me laugh. (Hopper mumbles in annoyance) Uh, but please I'll do it right this time. Just once more.

(Now on the seventh take with the same animation from earlier)

Hopper: I said, "DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!"

Molt: (Starts laughing historically) (Hopper then moans as his bother continues laughing even harder)

(The next bloopers shows Tuck jumping onto Roll's shoulders)

John Lasseter: And Action!

Tuck & Roll: Up-a! Up-a! (speaking Hungarian)

[Tuck jumps onto Roll's shoulders, But he suddenly topples over. Roll then laughs in amusement.]

(They tried again on the second take)

Tuck & Roll: Up-a! Up-a! (speaking Hungarian)

[Tuck jumps onto Roll's shoulders again, But this time, Roll moves away from him, causing him to head first into the ground.]

(They tried once again on the third take)

Tuck & Roll: Up-a! Up-a! (speaking Hungarian)

[Tuck jumps onto Roll's shoulders yet again, only for Roll to toss him away off screen)

Roll: (speaking Hungarian) (He then looks around wondering where Tuck went in confusion]

(The next blooper shows Francis holding Slim as the gang flies back to Ant Island)

Lee Unkrich as the bug holding the clapboard: Marker!

(It went normal until a bug suddenly flies straight into Slim's mouth)

Slim: (choking) Oh Wait, stop! (continues choking) I think I swallowed a bug.

(Francis then chuckles at him as He continues to choke)

(The next blooper shows the scene of when Ash Ketchum if he's sure going beyond the island to find tough bugs would help fight off Hopper and his gang)

Ash Ketchum: Flik, are you sure that going beyond Ant Island to find stronger bugs would help the colony fight off Hopper and his gang of crickets? 

(Littlefoot and the others started laughing)

Ash Ketchum: I said the wrong bug species, didn't I? (laughs as well) I must've misread the script. Let me try it again. I'll get it right.

(The next blooper shows Flik giving Dot a rock, making her to pretend it's a seed)

John Lasseter: And Action!

Flik: Pretend-- Pretend that that's a seed.

(Dot tries to remember what she's about to say, giving her a bit of an awkward silence)

Dot: Uhh... What was my line again?

(Both she and Flik laughed)

John Lasseter: It's a rock!

Dot: Sorry, I keep forgetting.

(The next blooper shows Heimlich screaming before The bird attacks him before Gypsy appears distracting it)

(Heimlich screams as The Bird was about to attack)

(But before The Bird was to make contact with him, It stops for a brief moment and starts to malfunction as Heimlich moves away off screen. The Bird was revealed to be an animatronic. Heimlich then appears close to the screen)

Heimlich: Ooh! Does this mean we get to break for lunch? (The bird animatronic behind him breaks down)

(The next blooper shows Tuck and Roll arguing at each other at the bar before Rosie shuts them up)

Tuck and Roll: (speaking Hungarian)

(They then make burping noises, By then, Roll suddenly farts out of nowhere)

Rosie: (Now annoyed) Okay, Can we stop?

(Tuck and Roll laugh at each other)

Rosie: (She then walks away) Get me Cindy on the phone will ya?

(The next blooper shows Hopper interrupting the show as the train approaches)

Hopper: Wait a minute!

(The train, fanfare, and circus bugs stopped upon hearing the tense Hopper. Our disguised heroes pause, thinking they've been exposed.)

Heroes: (gasps)

Misty: Uh-oh...

(Before cutting over to Heimlich, Ducky tries not to laugh as she remained quiet. After 3 more seconds, She started laughing like crazy as she noticed Spike's clown makeup.)

Misty and The rest of the gang: Huh?

Ducky: Oh Spike! You're so silly! (Ducky continues laughing)

(The People in the background laughed along with her)

(Spike then moans as he felt embarrassed)

John Lassester: Cut. She's smiling, She's smiling.

(The Final blooper shows Heimlich eating some leafs as The gang heads back to Ant Island with the Circus troupe.)

John Lassester: And Action!

(Heimlich munches and swallows the leaf into his mouth. He then tries to take another leaf from below, Only for him to slip and fall out of Dim's grasp, crashing into the ground below)

Randy Newman (W/chorus): It's the time of your life, so live it well. It's the time of your life, so live it well. We may only go 'round one time As far as I can tell. It's the time of your life, so live it well. 

Randy Newman: Like us all, he started small Then he grew, When the time came he knew what to do. He knew in order to succeed (''They'd have to work together'') He turned a rock into a seed (''And they were changed forever'') Then they had the strength they'd need (''To get through stormy weather'') Do or die, you gotta try. 

Randy Newman (W/chorus): It's the time of your life, so live it well. It's the time of your life, so live it well. We may only go 'round one time As far as I can tell (''He could be wrong about that'') It's the time of your life, so live it well. 

Randy Newman: Isn't it a bit surprising How our fortunes ebb and flow And only to the enterprising, Does the magic fortune cookie go? Believe me. 

Randy Newman (W/chorus): It's the time of your life, so live it well. It's the time of your life, so live it well. We may only go 'round one time As far as I can tell. It's the time of your life. It's the time of your life. It's the time of your life, so live it well.

(The song ends as soon as Luxo Jr. squishes the "I" in the Pixar logo before looking directly towards the screen. The room around him fades into the dark. Afterwards, He turns his light bulb off, leaving the room in complete darkness, thus ending the movie)
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