Editing Littlefoot's Adventures of A Bug's Life/Transcript (section)

==The Grasshoppers' Hideout/The Party==
Waterskiing Grasshopper: Whoo-hoo! Look at me! I'm barefooting! Whoo-Hoo!

Sunbathing Grasshopper: Yo, bugito! Dos granitos, pronto!

Waterskiing Grasshopper: You gotta try this, man!

(Inside The Grasshoppers' hideout)

Grasshoppers: La cucaracha, la cucaracha, da da da da da da...

(W.I.P.)

Axel: We have more than enough food, and if we go all the way back there and it starts to rain, we might as well be suckin' bug spray.

Molt: Ooh! Don't even say that! You know somethin'? You're making a lot of sense. I mean, why take the risk? You should tell Hopper.

Loco: Good idea! But, you know, it's really not our place. I mean, you're his brother. That makes you, like, uh... The vice president of the gang.

Molt: Wow! It kind of does, doesn't it? Okay, I'll tell him. Boy, I should talk to you guys more often.

Axel: What if Hopper doesn't like it?

Loco: Then at least the genius will get smacked, and not us.

Molt: Vice President Molt. (laughs)

Hopper: (while a millipede is giving him a massage) Yeah, that's good. Oh, that's good. Ooh, a little lower. Ahh, lower. Lower. (sighs)

Oogie Boogie: So, Hopper, about this ant that stood up to you from your last visit on Ant Island, what do you want us to do with him the next time it happens once you go back? Hmm?

Horned King: Do you want us to smite him?

Ursula: Do you want us to make him grovel at your feet? (cackles) That would settle things quick enough.

Penguin: Or would you like to have us make him suffer agonizing pain just to humiliate him?

Hopper: Guys, I need some time to think. I'll let you know what to do with him a little later, okay?

Ozzy: Well, all right. We'll give you some time to rest for now.

Hopper: Thank you. (sighs)

(And with that, the villains left Hopper alone for him to have his massage, but just as he was about to have some peace and quiet...)

Molt: Hey ya, Hop.

Hopper: Go away.

Molt: That's fine. Then I won't tell you my idea. 

Hopper: Good!

Molt: Okay, okay, I'll tell you anyway. You see, I've been thinking, which is something that I do, you know, being vice president and all. And this is a thought, and it was mine. Why go back to Ant Island at all? I mean, you don't even like grain. 

Hopper: (gets up from his massage) What?! 

Molt: You're right. I didn't think it was such a good idea myself. Actually, it wasn't even my idea. It was Axel and Loco's. That talked fancy to me! I got confused!


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Hopper: Guys, order another round, because we're staying here! 

Grasshoppers: (cheering)

One Grasshopper: Yeah!

Joker: Staying here?! B-B-But, Hopper, why...

Hopper: (whispering) Just play along, Joker. (winks at him)

Joker: (whispering) Oh, I gotcha. (snickers quietly)

Hopper: What was I thinking? Going back to Ant Island? I mean we just got here, and we have more than enough food to get us through the winter, right? Why go back?

(Molt starts up the mosquito mariachi band again until it stops again)

Hopper: But there was that ant that stood up to me. 
 
Loco: Yeah, but we can forget about him.

Axel: Yeah, it was just one ant.

Grasshopper 1: Ooh!

Grasshopper 2: One ant!

(all grasshoppers laugh) 

Hopper: Yeah, you're right. It's just one ant.

Axel: Yeah, boss. They're puny.

Hopper: Hmmm, puny? (takes a piece of grain from the grain dispenser) Say, let's pretend this grain is a puny little ant. (throws it at Axel) Did that hurt? 

Axel: Ha, nope.

Hopper: (takes another piece of grain) Well, how about this one. (throws it at Loco)

Loco: Are you kidding?

(the villains and the other grasshoppers laugh)

Hopper: Well, how about this? (takes the tailpipe out of the bottle of grain causing an avalanche of grain to bury Axel and Loco)

Axel and Loco: No!

(the other grasshoppers were stunned at the sight)

Meowth: Wow!

Hopper: You let one ant stand up to us, then they '''all''' might stand up. Those puny little ants outnumber us a hundred to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life! It's not about food, it's about keeping those ants in line. That's why we're going back! Does anybody else want to stay?

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Shaggy Rogers: Look at me go, Scoob! (laughs)

Scooby-Doo: (laughs)

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Flik: Okay. I've told everyone you'll be stationed deep in the command bunker. Party quiets down, I sneak you out the back way, and then you're out of here forever.

Dim: Dim don't wanna to go.

Rosie: Well, if Dim stays, he's gonna need me here. He;s not fully trained. I mean house-trained

Dim: (chuckles)

Francis: I uh... I kind of promised the Blueberries I'd teach them canasta.

Gypsy: It seems we've been booked for an extended engagement

(Tuck and Roll kissed Flik's cheeks) 

Princess Atta: Will you look at this colony? Will you just look at this colony? I don't even recognize it.

Cornelius: (does push-ups) Oh, I feel 70 again!

Queen Ant: Work that ab, baby (laughs along with the other ants)


Princess Atta: And I have you guys to thank for it. So, thank you. And, uh, thank you for finding them, Flik.

Flik: Me? (both of their antennas get tangled up)