Editing Littlefoot's Adventures of A Bug's Life/Transcript (section)

==Circus Bugs/Bird Attack==

Francis: Hey, hey, hey. You and friends said nothing about killing grasshoppers, pal. You all lied to us!

Heimlich: Ya!

Flik:Are you kidding? Do you know what this is? This, my friends, is false advertising.

Manny:How dare you! You and your friends, sir, are the charlatans in this scenario, touting your wares as talent scouts, preying upon the hungry souls of hapless artistes. Good day to you all! 



(they get ready to leave but not before Tuck and Roll slaps Flik in the face)


Dot: Hmm... (attempts to fly) Come on, wings. (but she falls onto one of the dandelion seeds and floats off; screams) Help!

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Daffy Duck: Aw, come on, it's just a little bird's nest with eggs in it.

Bugs Bunny: Yeah, doc. What's so scary about a silly little boid?

(All of a sudden, a bird appears behind them and screeches loudly at them)

Tuck and Roll: Tweet, tweet! Tweet, tweet!

???: (terrified) No, big bird! Big bird!!

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Bugs Bunny: Okay, that one's totally scary! I didn't think the life of a bug would be this difficult!

Cera: Gee, you think?!

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Princess Atta: This way. (sees our heroes running) There they are. (only to see them being chased around by a bird; gasp) A bird!

Plio: Bird?

Suri: What bird?

Yar & Zini: Where? Where?

(They see a bird flying around trying to catch our heroes.)

Aladar: Whoa!

Neera: Is that a bird?

Grandpa Longneck: Looks more like a flyer to us.

Dot: (screaming) Flik!

Grandma Longneck: (gasps) My goodness! It's Dot!

Baylene: Dot?!

Eema: Dear heavens!

Princess Atta: (gasps) You're right! Mother, look!

Queen Ant: Dot!

Dot: (panting heavily as she tries to hold on) Flik!!

(The bird chirps and flies right at her. She lets go of the dandelion seed and is sent plummeting down.)

Princess Atta: Dot!

Queen Ant: My baby!

(Aladar, Neera, Baylene, Eema, and the lemur family watch with terror as she plummets downward.)

Francis: Huh? (gasps as he sees Dot falling) I gotcha! I gotcha! I gotcha! I gotcha! (Dot lands Francis' arms as they both fall to the ground)

(the bird sees where Dot and Francis have landed, then one rock falls on Francis' right leg breaking it, and another hits him on the head knocking him out)

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Flik: Dot?

Manny: Good heavens! They're in trouble!

Slim: Francis, Francis, Francis, Francis, Francis, Francis...!

Littlefoot: (gasps) Guys! Listen!

Cera: (hears Dot's screaming) Hey, that sounds like Dot!

Tai Kamiya: I know!

Ash Ketchum: But what is she doing down there?!

Princess Eilonwy: I don't know!

Bagheera: Well, what does it matter?! We gotta get her and Francis outta there!

Flik: You guys, I got an idea!

Princess Atta: Here, I've got it! (holds up a telescope she made herself out of a leaf and waterdrop)

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Heimlich: Yoo-hoo! Mr. Early Bird! How about a nice, tasty worm on a stick?

Slim: I'm going to snap. I'm going to snap.

Daphne Blake: Just stay still, Slim.

(The bird skips on over to Heimlich.)

Heimlich: Nice and juicy, succulent...

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Heimlich: Woo-hoo-hoo! Bye-bye, birdie!

(Slim jumps down the crack to rejoin Velma and Daphne, but Heimlich ends up getting stuck.)

Daphne Blake: (gasps)

Velma Dinkley: Oh, great...

Heimlich: Help! I'm stuck! Pull me down! Schnell, schnell, schnell!

Princess Atta: The caterpillar's using himself as live bait!

Mr. Soil: How brave!

Heimlich: (screams)

Velma Dinkley: (grunts) Gypsy!

Daphne Blake: Help! (grunts)

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Shaggy Rogers: Zoinks! The bird is coming right after us!

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Littlefoot: (gasps upon seeing that they're heading starting for the cliff's wall; to Dim) Pull up! Pull up!

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Cera: (throws a rock at the bird) Shoo, you pesky bird! Go away!

(Littlefoot, Taran, Ash, Misty, and Brock join Cera and randomly throw small stones at the bird.)

Littlefoot, Cera, Taran, Ash, Misty, and Brock: (randomly yelling while throwing stones) Go away! Shoo! Leave us alone! Go on! Get! Shoo! Shoo!

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Aladdin: Remind me to tell Genie to return all of us to our normal size when this is over, Jasmine.

Princess Jasmine: Certainly, Aladdin.


Rosie: What is that?

Manny: That my friends, is the sound of applause!