Editing Kids in the City/Transcript (section)

== The Middle ==
(A few seconds later)
* '''Otis:''' Here we are, kids, the big city. 
* '''Human Rainbow Dash:''' A whole day in the big city to do whatever we want!
* '''Human Rarity:''' Ooh, just think of the fashion!
* '''Human Applejack:''' The food!
* '''Human Pinkie Pie:''' The frolicking! That's short for "frosting licking"! I'm gonna get my hot little hands on the new dessert trend – the puff cake! Half cream puff, half cupcake! [shuddering]
* '''Human Rarity: '''The city is our oyster!
* '''Otis:''' Exactly. (cell phone rings) Yello?
* '''Bessie:''' Yeah, how's the truffle hunt going?
* '''Otis:''' Yo. oh, uh, you. great. We have found several passels of truffles.
* '''Bessie:''' (hears a car horn) What was that?
* '''Otis:''' Nothing. it was a truffle-crazed goose. Hanging up on you. (hangs up)
* '''Sheep:''' This city is so cool, Otis. Will we see a riot?
* '''Chick:''' How about a water main explosion? Now, that would be awesome.
* '''Cow:''' Or a scheduled sanitation pickup. Yay!
* '''Otis:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa, children. Thar the advanced class.Let's start off easy with the pride of every great teeming metropolis.
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' A walk through the park?
* '''Leni:''' The mall?
* '''Human Rarity:''' A fashion store?
* '''Otis:''' Better. Pig, which way to....the lamp store?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' A lamp store. Really?
* '''Pig:''' [sniffing] That way.
* '''Otis:''' Impressive. Let's go, people.

(They headed into a back alley)
* '''Pip:''' Uh, pig. Do you have any idea where we are?
* '''Pig:''' None whatsoever.
* '''Otis:''' (cell phone rings) Guys, truffle hunt mode. Truffles by Otis.
* '''Abby:''' Otis, here's the thing. I'm tracking you via the gps chip we installed under Freddy's skin.
* '''Freddy:''' So that's what's been buzzing under my armpit.
* '''Abby:''' And it's say, you are down town!
* '''Otis:''' (pretends to be static)
* '''Tigger:''' Freddy, we got to get that chip out of your skin.
* '''Freddy:''' Um, can we discuss this?
* '''Otis:''' Of course we can discuss-- get him!
(Everyone tackles Freddy)
* '''Chick:''' What's that haunting mellifluous sound in 3-4 time?
* '''Sheep:''' Not sure. let's check it out. (The looked around the corner and sees the Pizza Dudes playing bagpipes and albino horn)
* '''Cow:''' They're hideous.
* '''Sheep:''' Are they friendly?
* '''Chick:''' It could be a species of subhuman.
* '''PD 1:''' Dude, look. I think they're tiny talent scouts.
* '''PD 2:''' Aplino horn solo! (the other one plays loudly) Dude, you nailed it.
* '''PD 1:''' We're gonna be famous.
* '''Both:''' (singing incoherently)

(Back at the alley)
* '''Human Applejack:''' Alight guys. Pull!

(Everyone pulls and got the chip out)
* '''Freddy:''' Gyeah-ha-hoo.
* '''Otis:''' (steps on the chip) Hello. Can you hear me now?
* '''Abby:''' Otis, what's going on?
* '''Otis:''' Whoops. Freddy swallowed a woodchuck. Got to go. (hangs up) Yes, another scam successfully as I planned.
* '''Tigger:''' Hey wait a minute! Where are the kids?
* '''Pip:''' You mean the ones Otis supposed to be watching?
* '''Otis:''' Oh, no. they're gone. What have I done? This town will eat them alive.
* '''Tigger:''' Do you know what this means?
* '''Human Fluttershy:''' We are in so much trouble.
* '''Lola:''' We're doomed! The kids are gone and now Abby and Bessie gonna be mad!
* '''Otis:''' They're like little lost lambs.
* '''Peck:''' Actually, for the record, one of them is a lamb.
* '''Otis:''' That only reinforces my metaphor. We got to find them. quick. this way.
(They all leave about the same time the kids come back)
* '''Chick:''' Uh, well, that was a pleasant interlude.
* '''Sheep:''' Hey, where is everyone? They're gone.
* '''Cow:''' We're all alone in the city. We'll never get home. Hyperventilating. Hyperventilating!
* '''Sheep:''' Get it together. (smacks some sense into him)
* '''Cow:''' Still panicking. (smacked again) Now I'm good.
* '''Chick:''' He needed that.
* '''Sheep:''' Let's go find Otis. Come on.
(A few mintues later, the others looked for the kids)
* '''Human Pinkie Pie:''' (sees the Pizza Dude) Hey, have any of you guys seen 3 kids anywhere?
* '''PD 2:''' Like tiny talent scouts? They went that way, dude.
* '''Otis:''' Thanks.
* '''PD 1:''' Wait, dude. Can you give 'em our demo?

(Later the Kids run into Officer Fred)
* '''Officer Fred:''' Hey, what are you kids doing?
* '''Sheep:''' We're not doing anything, officer. We came into town with some adults, but we lost them.
* '''Officer Fred:''' Oh, lost kids, huh? Let's look up what it says about this in the manual. (pulls out tiny book)
* '''Chick:''' Perhaps you should take us to the local precinct and notify our parents or guardians.
* '''Officer Fred:''' All right there, little fellow. You just leave the police work to the grownups, okay? "Bring minors to precinct and notify their parents .." Okay, everyone in the squad car.
* '''Cow:''' The squad car?
* '''Kids:''' AWESOME!!!
* '''Chick:''' I hope I grow.

(In the city square)
* '''Pip:''' Otis, we've looked everywhere--and no kids.
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' We searched everywhere to.
* '''Human Rarity:''' And we didn't find nothing.
* '''Piglet:''' This is terrible.
* '''Eeyore:''' Could be worse.
* '''Lori:''' (cell phone rings) Hello? Otis, it's Bessie.
* '''Eeyore:''' See?
* '''Otis:''' Guten tag. Heinrich snout's one-stop snitzenkrubel shop. Heinrich talking at you.
* '''Bessie:''' I know it's you, moron, and you better have those kids back home in 20 minutes.
* '''Otis:''' But the truffling is amazing today. It's like the earth just puked up a pile of truffle barf.
* '''Bessie:''' (hears a car) Was that a siren?
* '''Otis:''' You mean the ancient greek seductresses who would lure sailors to their deaths? Don't think so. gotta go. bye. (pops the thought bubble)
* '''Peck:''' Otis, the kids got pinched by the five-o.
* '''Otis:''' Sweet cud. If that cop takes them to the station, he's to bound to find out they're talking barnyard animals.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' But what can we do? We can't beat a squad to the police station
* '''Pip:''' Unless they never get to the station.
* '''Otis:''' Your tiny mouse mind is firing on all cylinders. (pushes a guy off a ostrich) Come on. I have a plan.