I Only Have Surprise for You/Transcript

Act 1

Scene 1: Foster's Foyer

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Scene 2: Living Room

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Scene 3: Upstairs

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Scene 4: Herriman's Office

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Scene 5: Mac's Bathroom/Living Room

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Scene 6: Herriman's Office

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Scene 7: Living Room

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Act 3

• MR. HERRIMAN: WHAT HAPPENED?
• FRANKIE: Mac ruined my cake.
• EDUARDO: He ruined our decorating too.
• WILT: Technically, we ruined most of it. Sorry.
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• MR. HERRIMAN: Master Mac, when you told me you hate parties, my chief was to take in this one from you. But I see now no party is safe from the likes of you. You would destroy each and every one, even if that means destroying lives in the process.
• Mac: But... {He leaves; Mac attempts to stop him, but retracts. Everyone else starts to leave too.} Eduardo: {angrily} You es muy, muy meano! Coco: {angry squawking} Wilt: Maybe next time, you could talk about your problems, instead of taking them out on a little imaginary friend! Frankie: Like I didn't have enough to clean! Goo: You stink! Bloo: How could you Mac? He was four years old today! Four... years... old! Mac: I thought it was for me. Bloo: How many times do I have to say it? I'm NOT throwing you a party! Mac: Don't you think when you said that you could of mentioned there was also a totally different party going on? Bloo: {thinks about it} Alright, maybe I could've made that a teensy bit clearer. Mac: Now the whole house hates me. And Artie... I have to make it up to him. I-I can get him a toy. Bloo: Yeah, that toy to turn back time so he can have his fourth birthday again! Mac: What if I throw him another party? A bigger and better one. It'll be a surprise. You know what he likes so you can help me decorate. I'll get a cake and toys. Please Bloo? It would mean the world to him...and me! Bloo: Eh, alright, I'll do it, for Artie... and five bucks. {Mac gives him the money} I mean ten. {another bill is given} Do you have any phone bills? Mac: BLOO!! Bloo: Okay, okay. We'll stop at the bank. {In a montage, the duo get to work making a new cake, setting up new decorations, wrapping new gifts, and getting the rest of Bloo's money at the bank. After...} Bloo: {referring to the money} Amazing! These come all the way from San Francisco! {sees Mac glaring at him} The party's okay too. Mac: {taking out a map} So for games, I blacked out the names of countries on my world map, and wrote them on pieces of paper- Bloo: But Mac, those are boring things you like. This is Artie's party, and if you wanna make him real happy...{the rest is whispered in Mac's ear indistinctly} Mac: {terrified} No, no no, I won't, I can't, I hate them! Bloo: Well, I guess you also hate making little imaginary friend's dreams come true. Mac: {defeated; furious} Fine, I'll do it. {Bloo then goes all over the house calling for everyone} Bloo: HOUSE MEETING!! EVERYBODY DOWNSTAIRS NOW! {walks into the nursery, waking the babies} WAKE UP! HOUSE MEETING! WAKE UP! {he runs into Eduardo drinking juice}House meeting downstairs. Eduardo: But I must finish my juice box first. {Bloo simply takes the juice box and slurps it down to emptiness} Gracias! {Meanwhile, Rock, Paper, and Scissors are attempting to play} All: One, two, three, spin! Rock: Yes, I win! Paper: No, I cover you. Scissors: But I cut you. Bloo: HOUSE MEETING EVERYBODY! DOWNSTAIRS!! {back at the library} Mr. Herriman: Master Blooregard, haven't we been through enough for one day? Bloo: Not yet. Artie: Bloo, you have asked me for something? {Bloo opens the doors, and everyone gushes at the sight in front of them} Bloo: Surprise! Artie: {overjoyed} You did all of this for me? Bloo: Nope! {Mac, dressed as a clown, appears on top of the cake} Mac: It was me, Macco the Clown. I'm here to give you the most flip flippty fantastic party ever! Whoops! {falls from the cake; everyone laughs at him} How about a drink of water? {sprays himself with a spritzer bottle; more laughter} And I can sit down! {spins around before landing on a whoopee cushion} Excuse me! Golly, Artie! What do you think? Artie: I have only one thing to say. {Turns out, "Artie" is actually Madame Foster in disguise; she rips the costume off} Everyone (minus Mac): SURPRISE!! {laughter} {Everyone leaves. One Eye Cy pats Mac on the head} Mac: {stunned} You planned 2 parties all along. Bloo: Uh huh. Mac: Knowing I'd destroy them both, then feel so bad, I throw my own surprise party and completely humiliate myself. Bloo: Uh huh. Mac: And everybody in the house was in on it. Bloo: Everyone except Ed. Eduardo: I just go where they tell me to. Bloo: Face it, Mac. I'll always be one step ahead of you. Mac: Oh yeah? {Mac charges for Bloo. The latter dodges, causing Mac to crash into the table and overturn the cake onto himself. Everyone laughs at him.} Mr. Herriman: Oh, Master Mac. You are indeed a party animal. Bloo: {sadistically} One step ahead.
• Korra: What?!
• Timon: Let me get this straight. This was all just an act to trick Mac?!
• Bloo: Well, yeah. I was always one step ahead of him.
• Tigger: Oh, oh, Now I understand it was all a big joke.
• Misty: I can't believe you all did this to him.
• Madame Foster: Oh, come on. It was all in fun.
• Ash Ketchum: Well, not to us!
• Korra: [Angrily and accusingly.] You all betrayed us! And Mac! [Kicks the table aside with airbending.]
• Frankie Foster: Whoa, can you guys just calm down?
• Korra: No! What you all did was unforgivable!
• Rabbit: Have you lost your minds?! You should be grateful to him after all he's done for you!
• Jiminy Cricket: And fixing this party for Artie was his way to make it up for him! But you all lied to us by having Madame Foster be Artie in disguise!
• Brock: How low can you guys go?!
• Ash Ketchum: That’s it we’re quitting Fosters and never coming back again!