Editing I Only Have Surprise for You/Transcript (section)

==Act 3==

*'''MR. HERRIMAN''': WHAT HAPPENED?
*'''FRANKIE''': Mac ruined my cake.
*'''EDUARDO''': He ruined our decorating too.
*'''WILT''': Technically, we ruined most of it. Sorry.
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*'''MR. HERRIMAN''': Master Mac, when you told me you hate parties, my chief was to take in this one from you. But I see now no party is safe from the likes of you. You would destroy each and every one, even if that means destroying lives in the process.
*'''Mac''': But... ''{He leaves; Mac attempts to stop him, but retracts. Everyone else starts to leave too.}''  '''Eduardo''': {angrily} You es muy, muy meano!  '''Coco''': ''{angry squawking}''  '''Wilt''': Maybe next time, you could talk about your problems, instead of taking them out on a little imaginary friend!  '''Frankie''': Like I didn't have enough to clean!  '''Goo''': You stink!  '''Bloo''': How could you Mac? He was four years old today! Four... years... old!  '''Mac''': I thought it was for me.  '''Bloo''': How many times do I have to say it? I'm NOT throwing you a party!  '''Mac''': Don't you think when you said that you could of mentioned there was also a totally different party going on?  '''Bloo''': ''{thinks about it}'' Alright, maybe I could've made that a teensy bit clearer.  '''Mac''': Now the whole house hates me. And Artie... I have to make it up to him. I-I can get him a toy.  '''Bloo''': Yeah, that toy to turn back time so he can have his fourth birthday again!  '''Mac''': What if I throw him another party? A bigger and better one. It'll be a surprise. You know what he likes so you can help me decorate. I'll get a cake and toys. Please Bloo? It would mean the world to him...and me!  '''Bloo''': Eh, alright, I'll do it, for Artie... and five bucks. ''{Mac gives him the money}'' I mean ten. ''{another bill is given}'' Do you have any phone bills?  '''Mac''': BLOO!!  '''Bloo''': Okay, okay. We'll stop at the bank.  ''{In a montage, the duo get to work making a new cake, setting up new decorations, wrapping new gifts, and getting the rest of Bloo's money at the bank. After...}''  '''Bloo''': ''{referring to the money}'' Amazing! These come all the way from San Francisco! ''{sees Mac glaring at him}'' The party's okay too.  '''Mac''': ''{taking out a map}'' So for games, I blacked out the names of countries on my world map, and wrote them on pieces of paper-  '''Bloo''': But Mac, those are boring things you like. This is Artie's party, and if you wanna make him real happy...''{the rest is whispered in Mac's ear indistinctly}''  '''Mac''': ''{terrified}'' No, no no, I won't, I can't, I hate them!  '''Bloo''': Well, I guess you also hate making little imaginary friend's dreams come true.  '''Mac''': ''{defeated; furious}'' Fine, I'll do it.  ''{Bloo then goes all over the house calling for everyone}''  '''Bloo''': HOUSE MEETING!! EVERYBODY DOWNSTAIRS NOW! ''{walks into the nursery, waking the babies}'' WAKE UP! HOUSE MEETING! WAKE UP! ''{he runs into Eduardo drinking juice}''House meeting downstairs.  '''Eduardo''': But I must finish my juice box first. ''{Bloo simply takes the juice box and slurps it down to emptiness}'' Gracias!  ''{Meanwhile, Rock, Paper, and Scissors are attempting to play}''  '''All''': One, two, three, spin!  '''Rock''': Yes, I win!  '''Paper''': No, I cover you.  '''Scissors''': But I cut you.  '''Bloo''': HOUSE MEETING EVERYBODY! DOWNSTAIRS!!  ''{back at the library}''  '''Mr. Herriman''': Master Blooregard, haven't we been through enough for one day?  '''Bloo''': Not yet.  '''Artie''': Bloo, you have asked me for something?  ''{Bloo opens the doors, and everyone gushes at the sight in front of them}''  '''Bloo''': Surprise!  '''Artie''': ''{overjoyed}'' You did all of this for me?  '''Bloo''': Nope!  ''{Mac, dressed as a clown, appears on top of the cake}''  '''Mac''': It was me, Macco the Clown. I'm here to give you the most flip flippty fantastic party ever! Whoops! ''{falls from the cake; everyone laughs at him}'' How about a drink of water? ''{sprays himself with a spritzer bottle; more laughter}'' And I can sit down! ''{spins around before landing on a whoopee cushion}'' Excuse me! Golly, Artie! What do you think?  '''Artie''': I have only one thing to say.  ''{Turns out, "Artie" is actually Madame Foster in disguise; she rips the costume off}''  '''Everyone (minus Mac)''': SURPRISE!! ''{laughter}''  ''{Everyone leaves. One Eye Cy pats Mac on the head}''  '''Mac''': ''{stunned}'' You planned 2 parties all along.  '''Bloo''': Uh huh.  '''Mac''': Knowing I'd destroy them both, then feel so bad, I throw my own surprise party and completely humiliate myself.  '''Bloo''': Uh huh.  '''Mac''': And everybody in the house was in on it.  '''Bloo''': Everyone except Ed.  '''Eduardo''': I just go where they tell me to.  '''Bloo''': Face it, Mac. I'll always be one step ahead of you.  '''Mac''': Oh yeah?  ''{Mac charges for Bloo. The latter dodges, causing Mac to crash into the table and overturn the cake onto himself. Everyone laughs at him.}''  '''Mr. Herriman''': Oh, Master Mac. You are indeed a party animal.  '''Bloo''': ''{sadistically}'' One step ahead.
*'''Korra:''' What?!
*'''Timon:''' Let me get this straight. This was all just an act to trick Mac?!
*'''Bloo:''' Well, yeah. I was always one step ahead of him.
*'''Tigger:''' Oh, oh, Now I understand it was all a big joke.
*'''Misty:''' I can't believe you all did this to him.
*'''Madame Foster:''' Oh, come on. It was all in fun.
*'''Ash Ketchum:''' Well, not to us!
*'''Korra:''' ''[Angrily and accusingly.]'' You all betrayed us! And Mac!  ''[Kicks the table aside with airbending.]''
*'''Frankie Foster:''' Whoa, can you guys just calm down?
*'''Korra:''' No! What you all did was unforgivable!
*'''Rabbit:''' Have you lost your minds?! You should be grateful to him after all he's done for you!
*'''Jiminy Cricket:''' And fixing this party for Artie was his way to make it up for him! But you all lied to us by having Madame Foster be Artie in disguise!
*'''Brock:''' How low can you guys go?!
*Ash Ketchum: That’s it we’re quitting Fosters and never coming back again!