Editing Hypno A Go-Go/Transcript (section)

=== ''The Beginning'' ===
(The Scene opens up with Mrs.Beady being hypnotized)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Vinehilda, queen of the jungle, stalks her her wiley prey. Suddenly, she pounces. (swings on a vine and grabs Mr.Beady.)

* '''Mr. Beady:''' WHOA!!

(Otis and Pip laughs behind a tree)
* '''Otis:''' Ah, this is great.
* '''Pip:''' Dude, that new hypnosis kit is hilarious. (chuckles) Where'd you get it?
* '''Otis:''' It was free with the DVD player I bought off the gophers. I just wave the hypno watch in front of people's faces and they're like putty in my hands.

(Cosmo come in)
* '''Cosmo: '''Hey, guys, what are you doing?
* '''Pip:''' Oh, hey, Cosmo, Otis got a hypnotizing watch.
* '''Cosmo:''' Neat.

(Back to Mr and Mrs. Beady)
* '''Mr. Beady:''' No, put me down, help...
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Tonight, we do the monkey dance!
* '''Mr. Beady:''' Not the monkey dance!
* '''Otis:''' But I gotta be careful. The power to impose my will on others is not to taken lightly.
* '''Pip:''' Whatever. Wanna go back and mess with people's heads?
* '''Otis:''' Thought you'd never ask.

(Cuts to Pig and Pooh eating lunch)
* '''Pig:''' Mmm, ooh, these burritos should hold us until snack time.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Let's dig in.

(Otis comes in and hypnotized Pooh and Pig)
* '''Otis:''' You don't want to eat those burritos, guys.
* '''Pig:''' Oh.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Swirly.
* '''Otis:''' You want to dance to lead role in the famous ballet, "Pig Lake."
* '''Cosmo:''' And Pooh, everything you see is made of honey.

(Pig dances ballet and Pooh eats mud thinking its honey. Then, the three laughs as Bessie comes in)
* '''Bessie:''' Otis, where do you come off hypnotizing people? I'll mesmerize you.
* '''Otis:''' Whatever you say, perky high school cheerleader. (hypnotize her)
* '''Bessie:''' (as a cheerleader) We're number one. Can't be number two. We're gonna beat the whoopee out of you.

(Otis Pip and Cosmo laughing)
* '''Otis:''' Wow, men, a cow could really get use to this.
* '''Pip:''' Look, guys, the farmer.

(The farmer's truck pulls up)
* '''Pip:''' Make him think he's a Danish supermodel.
* '''Cosmo:''' With churros.
* '''Otis:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I could never do that. The farmer is my dear, dear friend.
* '''Pip:''' Whoo, I guess that we're safe.
* '''Cosmo:''' Well, for now.
* '''Otis:''' Why, of course, you guys are... SLEEP!

(Cosmo and Pip fall asleep)
* '''Otis:''' (Laughs) I'll feel guilty about this tomorrow. But that's hours away.

(A few moments later, Otis finishes hypnotizing everyone)
* '''Abby:''' (thinks she's a pirate) Avast, ye swabbies. I'll take y'all on 'fore I give the jolly cud muncher. Right, faithful parrots?
* '''Pip:''' (squawks) Polly wants an anchovies pizza.
* '''Scruffy:''' (squawks) With extra cheese. 
* '''Tigger:''' Ahoy thar, mateys!
* -Fire!
* '''Tigger:''' Ha! Shiver me Tiggers. You couldn’t hit the broadside of a barnacle. I’m the meanest, pirarest, pirate that ever pirated. So hand over your honey or I’d makes say walk the plank.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Honey? Did he say honey
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Hand over the treasure, so says our captain, Long John Tigger, captain of the Tigger Pirates.
* '''Cadence Flynn:''' Never!
* '''Phineas Flynn:''' Isn't it beautiful, fellow mad scientists? We're on the verge of bringing life to the (walks to the counter) Best monster ever.
* '''Olive Doyle:''' Indeed. And now we just need one final ingredient.
* '''Luan:''' What's that?
* '''Olive Doyle:''' The most evil creation that ever been created by man: corn syrup!
* '''Katie Knight:''' Just hurry up with that. I need that for my witches' brew.
* '''Luan:''' Okay, let her rip!
(Ferb cranks a handle and the table rises. When the table reaches the top, Luan lever and thunder crashes. he platypus monster grunts)
* '''Phineas Flynn:''' It's alive! ALIVE!!! (Laughs maniacally and the platypus monster sits up) And it's really big.
* '''Bessie:''' Move to the left, move it to the right. Come on badgers, fight, fight, fight

(Pig is still a ballet dancer)
* '''Duke:''' (thinking he's a microwave sitting on a chicken) I'm one of the finest microwaves on the market. "Ping." Let me tell you something, you need another 30 seconds.
* '''Eeyore:''' Hello I' Eeyore, and I love honey. (eats lots of honey)
* '''Freddy:''' You have dishonor my temple for the last time, white rooster.
* '''Peck:''' It is you bring much shame, whiskered one.
* '''Cosmo:''' You're going to wish you haven't come here!
* '''Wanda:''' Bring it Mama's Boy!

(The four begin to fight and Freddy and Peck eventually fall into the basement)
* '''Otis:''' Listen up everybody. When I clap my hooves you will be henceforth be un-hypnotized. (Claps his hooves) (Chuckles) Aw, I hate that. That's was so much fun. (leaves)

(Everyone gets un-hypnotized) 
* '''Abby:''' Why am I wearin' a eye patch? 
* '''Duke:''' Why am I sittin' on a chicken? 

(Chicken gets mad at Duke)  
* '''Cosmo:''' Why are we fighting again? It's our Anniversary, again?  
* '''Wanda:''' No, I think it's not Cosmo. 
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' (spits out the mud) Oh bother. 
* '''Eeyore:''' Wait, why I'm eating honey? And why I'm wearing a red shirt?  
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Well, it's nice on you.  
* '''Pip:''' Well, I hate give up my best friend but Otis got a hypnotis kit from The Gophers and has been using it to mess with our minds. 
* '''Tigger:''' (gasp and gibbers) What?! 
* '''Piglet:''' What?!  
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' What?! 
* '''Rabbit:''' What?! 
* '''Eeyore:''' Huh?! 
* '''Timmy Turner: '''What?!  
* '''Cosmo and Wanda:''' What?! 
* '''CJ:''' What? 
* '''Mia: '''What?! 
* '''Lincoln:''' What!?!
* '''Loud Sisters:''' What!?!
* '''Scruffy:''' What?
* '''Olive Doyle:''' What?
* '''Phineas Flynn:''' What!?
* '''Candace Flynn:''' What?
* '''Isabella:''' What?
* '''Burford:''' What?
* '''Baljeet:''' What?
* '''Fireside Girls:''' What?
* '''Katie Knight:''' What?!
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Wait, what!?
* '''Ginger:''' I can't believe he did such a thing.
* '''Jeremy Johnson:''' I know. I mean being a pirate is one thing. But for his amusement no way.
* '''Baljett:''' Hope one day that cow gets what's coming to him
* '''Buford:''' Why wait? Let's use that watch of his and hypnotize him
* '''Lori:''' Not a bad idea, Buford.
* -Let's make him think he's a baby.
* -I got a better idea. Let's make him think he's a crabby old man with breakable bone every time he walks.
* -Numerous ideas, infinite ways to get back at the great Houdini
* '''Bessie:''' They're right! Let's give him a taste of his own stupidity. 
* '''Everyone:''' Yeah!!
(Later that day, Otis is watching a movie)  
* '''Otis:''' Ah, time to relax with my brand-new compact DVD. Well, let's see, nerd movie... Vampire movie, Nerd/Vampire movie. Here we go. "Fighty Hands" , the gritty boxing tale of heavy weight champ, Jefferson Ali Farmer." Whoo-hoo. (watches the film)  
* '''Man Voice:''' And a roundhouse, and an upper cut. Destroy him.  

(The others watching and spying him)  
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Rabbit?  
* '''Rabbit:''' Shh....  
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' It's this really necessary?  
(Piglet and Tigger comes pop out)  
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Doesn't anyone see the watch?  
* '''Wanda:''' There it is.  
*'''Lisa:''' How do we get it?
*'''Katie Knight:''' Simple, somebody tiny enough will sneak over and take the watch.
*'''Scruffy:''' Don't you think we should be worry that he can hear us right now?
*'''Lynn:''' Don't worry. Beside he's watching Fighty Hands. He should be pretty distracted by now.
*'''Rabbit:''' Ok, I go get the watch.
*'''Holly:''' Maybe someone less quiet should do it.
*'''Piglet:''' I'll try.
*'''Isabella:''' Somebody a little tinier.
*'''Cosmo:''' No way I'll do it.
*'''Lola:''' And somebody less stupid.
* '''Pip:''' Don’t worry guys, I got this.
(Pip slowly moves the watch away until Otis stop him)  
* '''Otis:''' I don't think so.  
* '''Tigger:''' Well, that didn't work.  
* '''Pip:''' Um, we weren't trying to steal your watch so we could hypnotize you to get revenge, if that's what you're thinking.  
* '''Cosmo:''' Well, try to hyp-. 
(Wanda turns his mouth and turn him to stone)  
*'''Luna:''' Why didn't you do that before we did this.
*'''Wanda:''' He always tried to do something stupid.
*'''Eeyore:''' Well, you have a point there.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Well, what they're really gonna say, is we just wanted to know what the time it was.  
* '''Duke:''' Yeah. Hey, Pip, what time is it there?  
* '''Pip:''' Oh, it's a quarter past...Let's get out of here!  
* '''Tigger:''' Make a break for it!

(They run off)  
* '''Otis:''' (Chuckling) Oh, watch, it's just you and me. And I'm not letting you out of my sight. Why would I? I mean, you're so round and pretty and shiny and... wavy...(hypnotize himself)  
* '''Man Voice:''' Now listen, up kid. You gotta do exactly what I say.  
* '''Otis:''' Do exactly what you say.  
* '''Man Voice:''' You got Farmer on the ropes, he's ready to fall. When you hear the bell, destroy Farmer.  
* '''Otis:''' When I hear the bell destroy Farmer. Destroy Farmer. (falls asleep)