Editing Hickory Dickory Donkey/Transcript (section)

== The Beginning ==
(The scene begins with Pip lifting weights)
* '''Otis:''' That's it, Pip. You're a rat warrior. Lift with your whiskers. Kiss the pain. Push through it. Push through it!
(Finally Pip lifted his 4 acorn weights)
* '''Pip:''' Yes!
* '''Otis:'''That's it, champ. Wanna go for two?
* '''Pip:''' Nah, I'm good. I don't wanna get too huge.
* '''Otis:''' You're right. It's always--(sees something) Hey, Pip, look.
* '''Pip:''' Where?
* '''Otis:''' No, don't look. Don't look.
* '''Pip:''' But you said--
* '''Oits:''' I know what I said but I mean the opposite
* '''Pip:''' I'm confused.
* '''Otis:''' Continue not looking. I think that she-donkey checking you out. (sees her moving her eye) Ah forget it. There's something wrong with her eye.
*'''Pip:''' No, dude I think she winking
* '''Otis:''' Really? (sees her waving) Hey, yeah, she's totally into you.
* '''Pip:''' Too bad I'm already taken.
* '''Otis:''' Say-huh?
* '''Pip:''' You know me and Bessie kinda have that thing.
* '''Otis:''' You and Bessie?
(Flashes to times Bessie smacks, stomps, or throws Pip)
* '''Otis:''' Sure your sticking with that story? Besides, why don’t you ask Scruffy out on a date? She is definitely your type. She's smart, funny, and the same height and same species.
* '''Pip:''' Maybe I’ll go talk to the donkey.
* '''Otis:''' What? (Stops Pip for a sec) Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down there Fasty McQuickstuff. You don’t wanna let a woman notice you’re serious for at least 79 months.
* '''Pip''': What? What are you loco?
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, loco like a guy who knows donkey women. (Pulls out chart) Here, check out this power paint chart I made to explain optimal dating timetable. (Pip sneaks off while Otis was talking) After making initial eye contact it’s important to completely ignore women for a minimum of 3 weeks. Then glancing eye contact for 1.3 seconds to be followed by 4 more months of ignorance.
* '''Pip:''' Hey, I’m Pip. What’s your name?
* '''Prunella:''' Prunella.
* '''Pip:''' Hey, Punella, you must be lost. The supermodel convention is across town
* '''Prunella:''' (giggles then honks)
* '''Pip:''' So, you know I’m a mouse, right?
* '''Prunella:''' Good thing, I’m not a cat then. 
(Both of them play cat and dog for a while, until Pip comes back to Otis)
* '''Otis:''' Then comes Month 28, when you punch her playfully in the arm and run away giggling. Remember, no eye contact.
* '''Pip:''' Uh, Otis?
* '''Otis:''' Hand on there, kiddo. I’m teaching you about donkey women.
* '''Pip:''' I already talk to her. We’re going out on Thursday.
* '''Otis:''' Hmm, jump to month 412, eh? It’s risky, but I like it.
* Sora: Hey,guys what’s up?
* '''Otis:''' Pip just got asked out on a date.
*Winnie the Pooh: With Scruffy?
* '''Pip:''' Actually, with that girl. (points to Prunella)
*Human Pinkie Pie: Oh. So you ready to go out on that date.
* '''Pip:''' Well, I'm am a little nervous. 
* '''Lori:''' Well, we should make this a triple date; Me and Bobby, Candace and Jeremy, and you and that donkey girl.
* '''Candace Flynn:''' Yeah, we know some of the best places in the county.
* '''Pip:''' What do you say Otis?
* '''Otis:''' Hmm, I don’t see why not. Aright, now let’s get you date ready!
(Later that day)
* '''Pip:''' So, what do you guys think, dressy or causal?
* '''Pig:''' Can't go wrong with the disco once
* '''Peck:''' Oh, what about a nice cape.
* '''Freddy:''' Ladies like sailor suits.
* Leni: Go dressy. First dates are usually important.
* Ginger: But, they might go dancing later. So probably keep causal just in case.
* '''Pip:''' What do you say, Otis?
* '''Otis:''' Well, according to this pie chart....
* '''Pig:''' Hey, pie.
* '''Otis:''' It's not real pie, Pig.
* '''Pig:''' I'll be the judge of that. (Otis whacks him with his stick) Continue.
* '''Otis:''' Ok, according to my estimate, an overwhelming 68% of donkey women likes their dates to where wizard robes.
* '''Freddy:''' Always a good choice.
* '''Peck:''' Easy to accessorize.
* '''Pig:''' Sounds about right.
* Katie Knight: It's a date, not a wizard convention.
* Otis: Hey, whose has the charts here? 
* Olive Doyle:True. 
* Phineas: But still it's not like Pip is going to rescue Prunella from a tower or something. 
* Scruffy: Yeah.
* '''Pig:''' Well, just in case. Pip, take this lone sword from the mountain fires of Ironford. (pulls out sword)
* Wanda: Where do you get this stuff?
* '''Bessie:''' Wait, back up. The rat’s gotta date?
* Cadance: Actually it’s more of a triple date.
* '''Bessie:''' Good luck with that, Casa-no-chance. (laughs) Casa-no-chance. I gotta start writing these down
(Later outside)
* '''Abby:''' (writes it down) Casa-no-chance, got it
* '''Bessie:''' Honestly, why would anyone whould want to go out with that little rat is beyond me.
* '''Abby:''' Who, Pip? Well, he’s funny, smart, he’s got a nice car; come to think of it, he’s kinda a catch
* '''Bessie:''' You mean catch and release. Oh, that’s good. Write that one down too.
* '''Abby:''' (writes it down) Catch and release.
* '''Pip:''' Well were off. Wish me luck
* '''Peck:''' Have fun, Pip.
* '''Pig:''' Bring home the leftovers
* '''Otis:''' NO EYE CONTACT!!!
* '''Freddy:''' Don’t get cooties.
* '''Abby:''' Pip, I just wanna say that Prunella is one lucky girl.
* '''Pip:''' Thanks. She has all the qualities I like in a woman: she’s pretty, 20 times my size, and she ask me out.
* Tigger: Atta boy, Pip.
* Jermey Johnson: Well we’re gonna go pick up, Prunella. Pip, we’ll meet you at Siren’s Pizza.
* '''Pip:''' Ok, see you there. (Otis pulls Pip's car back and Pip drives off)
* '''Bessie:''' (overhears the conversation) She ask him out? This is getting weirder and weirder. Maybe I’ll just follow them to see what that donkey’s game is.