Editing Fowl Play/Transcript (section)

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* '''Narrator:''' ''And so, Otis, Pip, and Pig, led by our dye-hard detective Stripy McSnarl began hunting for clues about where Peck could be.''
* '''Tigger:''' Why do you let us take it from here, Mr. Naratator?
* '''Narrator:''' ''Oh, by all means, Tigger.''
* '''Tigger:''' Ahem!?!?!
* '''Narrator:''' ''I mean Mr. McSnarl.''
* '''Tigger:''' That's better. ''It was almost noon, see. And there was no sign of the disappeared rooster. Somebody knew something and we had to find out what, or who, or when, or... Well, we had to find something out.''
* -So where do we start?
* '''Tigger:''' Well, I need some of my best partners to help solve this crime.
* -Who would that be?
* '''Emma:''' Us.
* -What cases have you guys solved?
* '''Emma:''' Once solved a case of disappeared necklace for Andrea's show once.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Found out who took my godparent Wanda.
* '''Phineas Flynn:''' Finding missing dolls in a black and white theme.
* Leni: And help prove my brother's innocence of turning all our clothes orange.
* -I understand them. By why are you helping us, Leni?
* -Yeah, you helped Freddy proclaimed guilty.
* Leni: True. But I at least owe him one. Plus, ??????????????
* -Close enough.
* -So any clues on what we need to prove Freddy's innocence?
* -The only clues we have are some feathers and that tattoo of Freddy's neck.
* '''Emma:''' Check, tattoo. Ok, we'll help with the case. When'll have news I'll...send a telegraph?
* -You're getting close.
* -So you do suggest we do first?
* '''Phineas Flynn:''' Well, like any case, there's always somebody who must have saw Peck around.
* -Let's start with Pooh, he might know something.
* '''Phineas Flynn:''' ''So, we started with Pooh Bear, who was at it again, finding his honey pot. But luckily for him, he had quite the company.''
* '''Cosmo:''' Find it?
* '''Lincoln:''' Not yet.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Well it has to be here somewhere.
* '''Tigger:''' Aha!
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Hey, Tigger.
* '''Tigger:''' The name's McSnarl. Stripy Mcsnarl.
* -Oh, ok.
* -So, guys, why we're you so jumpy? Like you were hiding something.
* -Well, maybe the possible fact that you scared us.
* '''Tigger:''' Don't change the subject. So we scared you, huh? What do you got to be scared of, hmm?
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Well...
* '''Tigger:''' Afraid somebody might find something?
* '''Cosmo:''' We're hiding something?
* '''Leni:''' Yeah, like a missing rooster?
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' You mean Peck? Is he missing?
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Of course he's missing, we went over this an hour ago.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' My mind was somewhere else at the time. Something yellow, if you know what I mean
* '''Tigger:''' ''They were playing dumb and he was good at it. But not as good as I was.''
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' We're standing right here you know.
* '''Phineas Flynn:''' Sorry, force of habit.
* '''Cosmo:''' But now, that you mention it. We did see Peck the other day.
* '''Otis:''' Really, tell us more.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' I seem to remember seeing Peck yesterday
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' But he was running about leaving feathers everywhere.  And he went to go see Mia 
* -Mia, you say?
* '''Lincoln:''' Yeah she usually visit Luna and Andrea, when she needs some jazz music from time to time.
* '''Tigger:''' You don't say. ''These suspects knew something after all.''
* '''Winnie the Pooh: '''Uh, Tigger, who are you talking to?
* '''Tigger:''' Nobody. I told him I wasn't talking to anybody or anybody. You get the idea.
* -Come on, Tigger.
* -So, we went to our next suspects on who might seen Peck.
* '''Andrea: (singing)'''
* '''Emma:''' ''Andrea was a jazz singer, with a voice as smooth as hair gel.'' 
* -''Luna was the best jazz musician found anywhere in the county. When they got together, they took the county by storm''
* '''Leni:''' ''We wondered if this smooth cruiser or shinning star was hiding someone.''
* -Nice tunes, you're playing Lunes. Suppose, you seen somebody walked in recently
* '''Luna:''' Suppose, I could be needing somebody more specific.
* -Suppose someone came here a few night ago.
* '''Luna:''' Suppose because someone wrecked my keyboard so I had to close early, okay?!
* -Take it easy, Luna. We were just wondering if you seen Peck around here few night ago.
* '''Luna:''' Can't say much though, but I think Andera might've.
(In Andrea's dressing room)
* -Luna says that you might have seen Peck around during a performance a few nights ago. Do you know why he was there?
* '''Andrea:''' Nope. But his leftover feathers would go great with my dress.
* -Really now?
* '''Emma:''' Just a few more questions.
* '''Andrea:''' Sorry, but I have to rehearse. This show could be my big break. I might land a...final recorded deal?
* -Ok, thanks for your time. 
* '''Tigger:''' ''Another dead end by this mysterious duet. If we don't find Peck, Freddy is going to be in for it soon.''
* '''Luna:''' Who are talking to?
* -No one.
* -''At first we were about to give, when suddenly--''
* '''Mia:''' Psst, over here, in the shadows.
* '''Emma:''' ''Mia was waiting for us, to find her. She was a redhead, and what they say out redhead is true: They get easily sunburned. That's why the hat and sunglasses.''
* '''Phineas Flynn:''' So, Ms. Mia, a source of ours says that Peck went to see you freaking out and leaving feathers.
* '''Mia:''' Maybe, I did. After I told him about what he had, he asked about a fast dimensional car and something for a sweet tooth.
* -A fast dimensional car?
* -And a sweet tooth?
* -Why in the world would he need those things?
* '''Mia:''' You're the detectives. (moves back in the shadows)
* -I think I may know where to look next.
* -''The back of the barnyard, where secretly vehicle mechanics Lana, CJ and Ronny hang around, and if we spin their the wheels the right way, we may found a closer way to free Freddy and find Peck.''
* '''Leni:''' Alright, bub. Spill the beans before I have to tighten the screws on 'ya.
* '''Lana:''' Oh, thanks for reminding me. Hand me that flathead over there.
* -So, a certain redhead told us that Peck may have visit you guys before he...disappeared.
* '''CJ:''' Yeah, he needed a special kind of treat for someone.
* '''Ronny:''' Yeah, so we hooked him up with a dimensional gateway for a place with the best sweets and went off in a flash. Without evening paying for hooking him up
* '''Lana:''' Yeah. Those things don't come cheap.
* '''CJ''': But whatever he had, it smelled good.
* -Well, do you where he went after.
* '''Ronny Robison:''' Well, I did see zipping through all the way to Mrs. Beady garden.
* '''Tigger:''' You saw him, you say? In the garden, you say? At Mrs. Beady's, you say? You don't say. It was beginning to feel like a wild goose chase. Expect it was a rooster.
* -And the only way to find Peck is to go where it all started: Mrs. Beady's garden.
* '''Lana:''' Who are you talking to?
* -No one.

(At Mrs. Beady's garden)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Talking animals. And those crazy kids. Rutting around in my arugula. I'll show them.
* '''Phineas Flynn: '''(Narrating while Ferb plays his sax) ''The sun beat down on the city like a hammer, a relentless hot beating hammer hammering down like a big metaphor that was... hot, for some reason.''
* '''Candace Flynn:''' Stop with the narration and start finding Peck! 
* '''Phineas Flynn:''' ''We decided to investigate at the scene of the crime.'' 
* -Wait, why are we here? I thought we were suspects.  
* -You are. We just need a few more lookouts for something we may have miss earlier when we found Freddy.  
* -Who'd we got first one our list.  
* '''Lincoln:''' ''Target: Mrs. Beady. Occupation: Gardening and hates talking animals and crazy kids.''
* '''Tigger:''' We're going to need a distraction. 
* '''Jermey Johnson:''' How are we supposed to do that? 
* '''Otis:''' Pigster and Poohster, you feel like dressing up?
* '''Pig:''' Aw, again? What do we always have to be the ones in disguise?
* '''Pip:''' Snacks.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' There be some honey in for you too, Pooh
* '''Pooh and Pig:''' (as salesmen) We're in.
* '''Pig:''' Uh, Good day, madam. May we have a moment of your time? 
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' We're ordinary traveling salesmen, as you can see.
* '''Pig:''' Are you trouble by smart-alecky talking animals, and some kids who does crazy stuff?
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Yes, yes, I am. 
* '''Pig:''' Then we help distract... uh, help you. May we come in?
* '''Otis:''' Ok, we're gonna look for clues like they do on those highly rated crime shows. First, I'm gonna scan the area with a sensitive laser light.
* '''Pip:''' Hey, a clue.
* '''Lana:''' What is it?
* '''Pip:''' It's a paper bag with a pecan sticky bun inside.
* '''Otis:''' Oh, yeah, that's real nice. 
* '''Cosmo:''' Sweet! (About to take a bite when snatched by Wanda)
* '''Wanda:''' Don't eat the evidence, Cosmo. 
* '''Cosmo:''' What can I say? It's irresistible. 
* '''Otis:''' That might be true. But, you know, most clues are extremely hard with the naked eye so I'll have to dust for prints with this very special...
* '''Pip:''' Another clue.
* '''Rabbit:''' It's Mrs. Beady's Bamware frying pan.
* '''Lucy:''' (gasps) Wait, a minute. Maybe that's Erawmab spelled backwards.
* '''Katie Knight:''' So somebody must've whacked Freddy on the head.
* '''Pip:''' Wrap it up, dude. We're doing all the work here.
* '''Otis:''' Stop being such clue hogs.
* '''Pip:''' Fine, I'll just sit in this hole. 
* '''Otis:''' Good, sit in that hole. 
* '''Pip:''' Hey, this is no hole. 
* '''Timmy Turner:''' They're paw prints.
* '''Lisa:''' Looks like gopher prints.
* '''Pip:''' And there's more leading off that way. 
* '''Otis:''' Looks like we got ourselves a witness.
* '''Tigger:''' I bet they know where Peck is. Follow those prints. 
* '''Baljeet:''' But first, somebody gets Pooh and Pig. 
* '''Otis:''' We're on it. 
(At Mrs. Beady house) 
* '''Pig:''' Now this item would be extremely useful against Chilean spider monkeys.  
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, I see, I see... 
* '''Otis:''' Psst, Hey Pig, Pooh, come on. 
* '''Pig:''' Not now, we're with a customer. 
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' I think she saw us.  
* '''Piglet:''' Oh, dear.  
* '''Tigger:''' Uh-oh.  
* '''Mrs.Beady:''' (screams) Go away, I'm armed! 
* '''Pig:''' Oh, now we'll never make our sales quota. 
(Pig and Pooh runs away)  
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Gangway!  
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Wait, does this come in chartreuse?  
(Later in a cornfield)  
* '''Freddy:''' I don't wanna go to the pet store. No one buys ferrets anymore. I'll be a lifer.  
* '''Duke:''' Pipe down, The guy's is already on its way, punk. Once he picks you up it's so long flesh-craving psychopath.  
* '''Freddy:''' But Duke, do you think the store will take me with the carrier smelling like this?  
* '''Duke:''' Oh, right- like I'm fall for that old... Smelling? You know, I'm intrigued by smells. Let's have a whiff. (Sniffs) Hmm... (lets Freddy out but pushed in)  
* '''Freddy:''' (laughs manically) Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha. So long, sucker. (runs off)  
* '''Duke:''' Hey, get back here. You'll never get away with this. Is this the smell? (Sniffing) Do you mean this?(Sniffs) Hm, it is citrusy. It's a citrusy kinda thing, hey (Sniffs)?  
* '''Freddy:''' Boy, I wish Peck could've seen me put one over one old Duke. (start heckling but feels sad) But he can't, I've eaten him. There's no use fighting it. I'm a monster. And there's one place for a ruthless deviant like me. 
(Elsewhere, in the cornfield, the gophers are selling watches to a snake) 
* '''Chubsie:''' Come on, you got, like what, 107 brothers and sisters (Chuckles)? I can sell you a gross of 'em what do you say?  
* '''Otis:''' Hey Chubsie, what do you know about a missing rooster?  
* '''Chubsie:''' Holy cow, it's the heat!  
* '''Otis:''' Oh, no, you don't. (grabs Chubsie)  
* '''Chubsie:''' I don't know nothin'- I swear, nothin'!  
* '''Otis:''' All right, look, I like you, ok? You got a nice face. 
* '''Olive Doyle:''' Look all we want is a few questions about our friend. 
* '''Chubsie:''' What friend? 
* '''Leni:''' Oh, you know,  a rooster that maybe you met here and deranged ferret accused of eating him. 
* '''Chubsie:''' I don't know what your talking about. 
* '''Buford:''' Just answer the questions or else! 
* '''Chubsie:''' Or else what?
* '''Lynn:''' Or else our partners might have other plans for you. 
* '''Pip:''' Rodents like you make me sick. 
* '''Scruffy:''' You can't dig a hole deep enough to get away from us, fat cheeks.  
* '''Chubsie:''' Whoa, whoa, hang on, hang on. If your all the good cops alright... and these two's the bad cops, uh who's the rest of them?  
* '''Pig:''' We're the funny cops. Pull my finger.  
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' I'm just hungry.
* '''Gretchen:''' The rest are back up bad cops.
* '''Lola:''' What were you doing in Mrs. Beady garden last night? 
* '''Chubsie:''' I wasn't around there. I was with another client...somewhere else. Not there in the garden. 
* '''Ferb Fletcher:''' We're not buying it!
* '''Lori:''' You 3 seconds to answer before we pulverized you
* '''Chubsie:''' All right, all right, I'll sing. I was supposed to me the rooster, see? But the ferret wasn't part of the deal, So I, uh.....I high-tailed it.  
* '''Otis:''' Why were you meeting Peck? 
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' And you better tell the truth. 
* '''Chubsie:''' The rooster had a problem so I made a deal in exchange for the sticky bun. 
* '''Wanda:''' What kind of deal?
* '''Chubsie:''' I was gonna hand him off some merchandise. This stuff.  
* '''Tigger:''' What is it?  
* '''Otis:''' It's skin lotion.  
* '''RabbIt:''' Looks like for birds with a molting problem.  
* '''Otis:''' That's it. (throws Chubsie away) Guys, you're all right all along. Freddy didn't do it. Ok, here's what really happened.  

(Flashes to the truth about that night)   
* '''Otis VO:''' ''Peck had a embarrassing skin condition which made him shed feathers. His plan was to get lotion from the gopher and pay with a pecan sticky bun- A common gopher currency. A sticky bun, which the starving Freddy found irresistible.''  
* '''Adyson VO:''' ''So he was after the sticky bun, and not Peck?'' 
* '''Otis VO:''' ''Exactly.''  
* '''Pig VO:''' I'll take from here. ''Then suddenly, the handsome and dreamy flamingo dancing pig comes in and dazzles everyone with his feet of fire, right?''  
* '''Otis VO:''' No, he doesn't.' 
* '''Pig VO:''' Oh.' 
* '''Otis VO:''' ''Peck ran. He didn't want anyone see him molting.''  
* '''Pip VO:''' My turn, my turn. ''Just then, Bessie pledged her undying love to me. She throw herself into my arms and I carried her off to be our new life as stock car drivers.''  
* '''Timmy Turner VO:''' You wish.  
* '''Luan VO:''' Like that'll ever happen. 
* '''Otis VO:''' Can I finish, please?
* '''Pip VO:''' Killjoy.  
* '''Otis VO:''' ''Anyway, Freddy chased Peck into Mrs. Beady's Garden where Mrs. Beady ambushed him with her ''Bamware'' frying pan. He fell into Peck's feathers and woke up with amnesia.''   
(Flashback ends)   
* '''Otis:''' It all adds up, guys. Freddy is way innocent.  
* '''Pip: '''But Otis, If Freddy's innocent.  
* '''Tigger:''' But, where's Peck?   
* '''Otis:''' I think I know that too. Come on, for the last time.