Editing Fowl Play/Transcript (section)

=== ''The Beginning'' ===
(The scene opens up to the words, Fowl Play)
* '''Narrator:''' ''In the barnyard justice system, there are animal who commit crimes and animals who prosecuted them. Some of them have udders.''

(Late at night, Freddy was chasing Peck)
* '''Peck:''' No, no... Stop following me.
* '''Freddy:''' It's no use Peck. You can't run from me. (evil laughing)
* '''Peck:''' No... go away!
* '''Freddy:''' I cant' help myself. I'm so hungry.

(The next morning, the gang looks for Freddy and Peck)
* '''Otis:''' Freddy, Peck, where are you guys? Pig and Pooh's gonna eat your breakfast!
* '''Pig:''' Oh, actually... 
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' We kinda ate...
* '''Otis:''' Pig and Pooh ate your breakfast!
* '''Abby:''' I'm worried, Otis. They've been out all night. I bet they're cold and hungry and terrible morning breath.
* '''Wanda:''' I hate morning breath.
*'''Leni:''' So terrible.
*'''Burford:''' Why wonder why do they call it morning breath.
*'''Luan:''' Probably cause night breath will knock out out. (laugh)
*'''Eeyore:''' Terrible joke.
*'''Katie Knight:''' You found anything Duke?
(Duke sniffing around and started howling)
* '''Pig:''' I think Duke's picked up their trail. Did you find 'em boy?
* '''Duke:''' No, but check out this un-chewed tennis ball. I know what I'm doin' this weekend, whoo.
* '''Pip:''' Hey, look, Peck's feathers. 
* '''Tigger:''' They lead off this way. 
* '''Otis:''' Through Mrs. Beady's garden? Come on, guys.

(They find Freddy lying in the ground)
* '''Freddy:''' (dreaming) Mmm... Two tickets to Giblet town please.
* '''Otis:''' Freddy, Freddy, wake up. 
* '''Freddy:''' Hm, what? High bone dark meat...12 minutes per pound! Ding!
* '''Abby:''' Freddy, what are you doing here?
* '''Pig:''' And where's Peck? 
* '''Freddy:''' Peck? I'm...I'm not sure.  Last night's kind of a blur.
* '''Duke:''' A likely story, ferret. How would you explain all these feathers? Looks to me someone has rooster takeout last night.
* '''Freddy:''' What, that's sick? I'm deeply, deeply offended.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' I don't buy it.
* '''Baljeet:''' Me either.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Yeah, we trust him 100%.
*'''Isabella:''' Yeah, sure he wants to eat Peck in the past, but he always resist.
*'''Olive Doyle:''' And besides, there's no other proof that Freddy might have eaten Peck.
(Freddy spits out some feathers and everyone is surprised)
* '''Scruffy:''' Well now there's proof.
* '''Pip:''' Busted.
* '''Abby:''' Freddy, how could you?
* '''Piglet:''' I don't believe this. 
* '''Otis:''' All right, all right, calm down everyone. I'm sure a logical explanation.
* '''Duke:''' You bet there is - Freddy's eaten Peck. The scent of villainy is the air, I say. No, no, wait. (Sniffs) That's another tennis ball. (chases after it)
*'''Lola:''' (moans) Dogs.
*'''Rabbit:''' Well, there's one way we're gonna have to settle this problem.
*Lynn: Punch Freddy in the arm until he confesses?
*Luna: Does it start with T and end with -orture"?
*'''Rabbit:''' We'll have to take it...to court!
(Later that day, Barnyard Courtroom B, Saturday 2:35pm) 
* Luan: The courtroom is filling up in here. The tensions are high. And the stakes are higher. Some are hungry for justice. Some are hungry for blood. And some....are just hungry. As we know, a ferret is accused of eating his best friend and food is very scarce
* '''Katie Knight:''' Luan, who are talking to?
* Luan: It's for dramatic effect.
* '''Katie Knight:''' Oh. 
* -Hey, is that my sandwich?!?!
(Luan scrafes the sandwich down)
* '''Lincoln:''' And now let's meet the defendant, Freddy, whose has been charged with eating his best friend.
* '''Freddy:''' Um, guys... Who selected the jury?

(The Jury includes angry chickens, few of the Loud siblings, and Eeyore) 
* '''Rabbit:''' Guys, why you in the jury? 
* '''Eeyore:''' Well, they needed somebody wouldn't care as much. 
* '''Piglet:''' And what about the rest of you?
* '''-''' I definitely think he's not guilty.
* '''Adyson:''' I sincerely doubt it.
* '''Eeyore:''' We'll see what happens
* '''Everett:''' All rise. Animal court is now in session. Judge Bessie and Judge Lori presiding. 

(Bessie and Lori comes in) 
* '''Lori:''' I officially commence the Barnyard vs. Freddy Ferret.
* '''Bessie:''' I got your answer right here. Guilty. Now let's get to the punishment. 
* '''Otis:''' You haven't heard any evidence yet. 
* '''Bessie:''' I don't need evidence. I can tell he did it by beady little ferret eyes. 

(Freddy getting nervous) 
* '''Bessie:''' But if cud breath going to make a big deal about it... 
* '''Lori:''' Prosecutor, you may proceed. 
* -Wait, where's Leni?
* Leni: Hey everybody.
(Leni comes in a pink lawyer outfit as Luna plays her in.)

* Leni: Leni Loud, I put the "cute" in " prosecutor" and the "aw" in "law."
* -Leni, do you have any opening staments?
* Leni: Oh, that was kind of it.
* -Rest easy, Freddy. We got this in the bag.
* Leni: I mean, I guess I could say something. I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Freddy Ferret had the motive, the oppertunity and the history to commit this heinous crime. Furthermore, I will present a preponderous of evidence that this weasel was the only possible person who could have eaten our beloved friend. And I will bring the full weight of the justice system down upon his head! Anyway, that's it. Buckle up, boys. I just watch "Legally Blonde 1" and "2." They're like so good.
* Lucy: They are pretty good.
* Lori: Defense, any statements?
* -After that whole speech, I'm speechless.
* -Yeah, me too.
* Lori: Then, let's get to it.

* '''Abby:''' (as prosecute) Ladies, and Eeyore, I don't want to prosecute Freddy. He's nice and kind and cute.

(Freddy spits out feathers) 
* '''Eeyore:''' And your point is?  
* '''Abby:''' The point is, he's remorseless, cold-blooded kill! (throws down a knife and scares the chickens)  
* '''Phineas Flynn:''' Please, don't you think your overacting?
* '''Katie Knight:''' Phineas is right! Sure Freddy a little crazy at times, but he would never hurt a fellow friend of ours. Especially a chicken.
* '''Abby:''' Oh, really? What if one of us was dressed as a turkey? 
* '''Lily:''' (gobbles and Freddy gets the hungry look in his eye)
* '''Abby:''' Gotcha!
* '''Tigger:''' Abby!
* '''Otis:''' I object. 
* '''Freddy:''' Me, too. (Pelted with eggs) 
* '''Lori:''' People, Animals, please!
* '''Bessie:''' Order, order... We said order. 
* '''Pig:''' I'd like an extra-large calzone with extra mushroom, please.  
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' I take some honey. 
* '''Cosmo:''' I'll take a sub sandwich. 
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Not now! 
* '''Everett:''' Oh, and I'd like... (went to sleep) 
* '''Isabella:''' This is totally ridiculous. 
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Yeah. Whatever happens to never judged a book by its cover? 
* '''Abby:''' Glad you ask. Duke, will could you please tell us what you found in Freddy's crawl space? 
* '''Duke:''' With pleasure. I infiltrate his den of carnivorous evil when I found this cookbook entitled, "''To Serve Chicken."''

(The chickens' gasps and one of them fainted) 
* '''Eeyore:''' Well, um...  
* '''Piglet:''' Maybe it's a book on how to serve dinner to chickens. 
* '''Luan:''' The book also has circles around rotisserie and fried chicken. 
* '''Ferb Fletcher:''' Uh oh. 
* '''Duke:''' Your honor, may I wildly speculate? 
* '''Lori:''' You may...  
* '''Bessie:''' Especially if it proves he's guilty. 
* '''Wanda:''' This out be good. 
* '''Duke:''' All right, here's what happened.  

(It shows a fake flashback story about "Freddy's Chicken night") 
* '''Duke VO:''' ''Freddy's appetite became inflamed by reading chicken cookbooks. He snuck off, eluding the keen senses of a masked canine avenger who was bravely defending the barn against a gang of desperadoes. Finally, he attacked Peck rolled him into a giant burrito and cooked him for 10-12 minutes.''  

(Flashback ends) 
* '''Duke:''' Trust me on this. I'm a professional.  
* '''Olive Doyle:''' Unbelievable.  
* '''Bessie:''' We find this burrito-making mongoose guilty.  
* '''Milly:''' That a lie, you flea biter!  
* '''Gretchen:''' I can't believe you made that whole thing up.  
* '''Otis:''' They're right. One... none of that happened. And two, we haven't heard Freddy's side of the story.  
* '''Freddy:''' No, Otis, they're right. I probably don't even have a side of the story.  
* '''Otis:''' What? You guys have been friends for years. You both briefly dated the same weasel. Why would you suddenly turn on him?  
* '''Freddy:''' I can't remember, Otis. 
* -Well, do you remember.
* Freddy: All I know is I follow Peck into Mrs. Beady's Garden and when I woke up, my head was throbbing... right here. (shows it)
* -Wow, that really into his skin there.   
* -Ouch.
* '''Abby:''' Let the record show that the defendant's skull says, "Erawmab".  
* '''Tigger:''' What does that mean?  
* '''Duke:''' Its a prison tattoo. I'll bet he's a repeat offender.  
* '''Otis:''' Objection.  
* '''Bessie:''' I'm getting tired of saying this: guilty.  
* '''Otis:''' What about the jury?  
* '''Lori:''' Point taken. Jury, your verdict?  
* '''Lana:''' We, the jury, find the defendant, guilty!  
* '''Eeyore:''' Sorry, Freddy.  
* '''Ferb Fletcher:''' It was fun while it lasted.  
* '''Bessie:''' I sentence to be accused to be donated to a pet store and be banished from the barnyard forever.  
* '''Otis:''' What? 
* '''Tigger:''' (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!?
* '''Piglet:''' WHAT!!?!?
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' WHAT!?!?!
* '''Rabbit:''' WHAT!?!?!?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' What?!
* '''Cosmo and Wanda:''' What?!
* '''CJ:''' What?
* '''Mia: '''What?!
* '''Lincoln:''' What!?!
* '''Scruffy:''' What?
* '''Olive Doyle: '''What?
* '''Phineas Flynn, Isabella, Burford, and Baljeet:''' What!?
* '''Candace Flynn:''' What?
* '''Fireside Girls:''' What?
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Wait, what!?
* '''Freddy:''' It's better this way, guys. I can't be trusted. I obviously some kind of a monster.  
* '''Duke:''' Let's go, dirtbag.  
* '''Pig:''' I guess Freddy did do it. I can't believe we didn't see this coming.  
* '''Pip:''' Dude, it's all he talks about. My brain's the size of a pea and I saw it coming.
* '''Lucy:''' Yeah, the whole chicken book really gave it away. 
* '''Ginger:''' Poor Freddy.
* '''Baljeet:''' Maybe he'll be donated to a vegan home to get his mind off Peck. 
* '''Rabbit:''' I can't believe you guys think Freddy would eat his best friend. 
* '''Scruffy:''' I know. Something doesn't add up. 
* '''Otis:''' I don't buy it, either. There's no way Freddy ate Peck.
* '''Tigger:''' This sounds like a case for...Stripey McSnarl.
* -Who now?
* '''Rabbit:''' It's Tigger's detective alter ego.
* '''Otis:''' Just what we need for this situation. Come on, guys. Let's go solve ''The Case of the Apperently-Eaten Rooster.''
* '''Pig:''' I don't know, Otis. That's really gonna cut into my mud wallowing time and...   
* '''Otis:''' I'll bring snacks.   
* '''Pig:''' I'm in.