Editing Everett's Treasure/Transcript (section)

== The Middle ==
(Later that day, Otis was dressed as Nebraska tied up)
* '''Otis:''' Places, everyone. places!
* '''Pip:''' Otis, this is whack. How's reenacting Everett's old adventures gonna get the safe open?
* '''Otis:''' That combination is buried deep inside Everett's petrified brain. Acting out his adventures might make him remember it.
* '''Pip:''' Whatever. Okay, people. action.

(Pig and Lincoln comes out as the chiefs, while Abby and Sunset Shimmer comes out as crying chief's daughters)
* '''Pig:''' You share pita pocket with daughter at food hunt. Now you must marry her.
* '''Lincoln:''' Or marry my daughter or its adventurer soup for dinner.
* '''Otis:''' I cannot marry them, good sirs.
* '''Lincoln:''' Why not?
* '''Otis:''' For, you see, lady adventure is my wife.

(Abby and Sunset sobs even harder)
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' You heart breaker!
* '''Pig:''' Very well. Take him to cooking pot.
* '''Otis:''' Oh, how will I, Nebraska Schwartz, ever get out of this one? (whispers) Your guys are doing great. How did you make the water look so-- (dumped in real hot water) Ow, hot stuff! Very burny!
* '''Rabbit:''' It will take about 1 hour for him to boil.
* '''Pig:''' Right, now leave him completely unguarded while we set the table. We dine at 4:00.(Everyone leaves except Otis)
* '''Otis:''' I'll have to think fast to get out of this one. Better call for my trusty dog, Everett. Who-whistle! (Everett comes in very slowly) Good boy, Everett. Remember the combination yet?
* '''Everett:''' What combination?
* '''Otis:''' Never mind. Chew my ropes off. We've got to keep reenacting. (Everett started gnawing on the ropes) Okay, that's gross. you can stop. Yuck. I'm free. I'm free! To the balloon! (Runs away with Everett)
* '''Leni:''' The heart breaker is getting away!
* '''Tigger:''' Stop him!

(Everyone chased after Otis and Everett but they made to the balloon and fly away)
* '''Otis:''' Sorry to ruin your party, boys. Nebraska Schwartz, away!
* '''Everett:''' It's working, young fella. The combination's on the tip of my tongue.
* '''Otis:''' Great. what is it?
* '''Everett:''' It's-- wait, no. Hold on. something ain't right.
* '''Otis:''' What? was Nebraska standing over here? Was my hat tilted down more? Was there more wind?
* '''Everett:''' I know! Them tribal folk was throwing spears at us.
* '''Otis:''' Ah, well, we're not going to be having spears thrown--
* '''Peck and Freddy:''' We're on it!

(They threw spears that deflated the balloon and Otis and Everett crashed into the ground)
* '''Everett:''' I remember! The first number was 22.

(Everyone cheers)
* '''Otis:''' (weakly) Yay.(A couple of minutes later)
* '''Otis:''' Okay, Everett, two more numbers to go. Are you ready to reenact another adventure?
* '''Pip:''' Otis, getting that last number almost turned you into a cow patty.
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' Pip's right. Are you sure you want to go on with this?
* '''Otis:''' Are you kidding? Think what might be in that safe: Einstein's brain, the secret meaning of life.
* '''Freddy:''' The director's cut of Law School Musical.
'''[Actor]'''

''♪♪ Got to sue ♪♪''

(he tap dances)
* '''Otis:''' I'm hoping not.
* '''Pip:''' Places for the next adventure.
* '''Everett:''' Right. Well, old Nebraska, he was in trouble with a tribe of skunk worshipers 'cause he wouldn't marry one of the chief's daughters.
* '''Human Applejack:''' Wait a minute, he got into a another arrange marriage?
* '''Everett:''' Oh, you bet. Chief's daughters loved old Nebraska. He was a chief's daughter magnet.
* '''Human Pinkie Pie:''' So what happened next?
* '''Everett:''' Well, there we were, tied to bamboo stalks in the Peruvian jungle.

(Everyone comes in again as Skunk worshipers and Abby and the other girls as sobbing daughters)
* '''Pig:''' You share taxi from midtown with daughter. Now you marry her.
* '''Tigger:''' And make it snappy. The other girls are still sobbing after your reject them.

(The girls still sobs)
* '''Otis:''' Sorry, chief. I'm in a long-term relationship with excitement! So, Everett, what happened next?
* '''Everett:''' Well, to please the chief, our tiny sidekicks offered a bit of entertainment.
* -What was it?
* -According to Everett, it was a show involving showgirls and a fez-wearing platypus.
(Suddenly coming through a wall, 8 showgirls comes through with Perry wearing a fez)

'''[Voiceover]'''

(Dooby dooby doo-bah) X4

'''[Showgirls]'''

''Perry!''

'''[Male Lead]'''

''He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!''

'''[Showgirls]'''

''In a fez!''

'''[Male Lead]'''

''He's got more than just mad skill!''

''He's got a beaver tail and a bill!''

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[Showgirls]'''

''And a fez!''


'''[Male Lead]'''

''He's Perry, Perry the Platypus!''
* Major Monogram: But you can call him Agent P.
'''[Male Lead]'''

''Perry!''
* Major Monogram: I said you can call him Agent P!
'''[Male Lead and Showgirls]'''

''A-Gent P!''
* '''Everett:''' Well, it pleased the chief a little bit, but he released skunk-topus.
* '''Eeyore:''' What's a skunk-topus?
* '''Everett:''' Well, he had the head of a skunk.
* '''All:''' (gasps)
* '''Everett:''' The body of a skunk.
* '''All:''' (gasps)
* '''Everett:''' And the tail of the skunk.
* '''Lisa:''' So he's just a skunk?
* '''Everett:''' Pretty much.
* '''Peck and Freddy:''' We're on it. (brought in Skunkie)
* '''Otis:''' No, guys, that's unnecessary. Someone untie me. Skunkie, hi. You know, we actually won't be needing you. (Skunkie lifts his tail) Milk me. (got sprayed) MAKE HIM STOP! Oh, the terrible stink. (screams)
* '''Narrator:''' ''1 hour later...''
* '''Otis:''' So, Everett, uh, is that combination ringing in your doodle at all?
* '''Everett:''' It's coming to me.
* '''Otis:''' Okay, my body is numb, and I can no longer distinguish colors.
* '''Everett:''' Stop talking. I can't think.
* '''Otis:''' And coma.
* '''Everett:''' Ooh, I got it. The next number is 17.
(Everyone cheers and runs away from Skunkie)
* '''Skunkie:''' Yes, yes. Run from the malodorous freak of nature. Ah, fate, why have you burdened me this cruelly?(An audience cheers and throws flowers)Thank you. Thank you.