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== The Beginning == (The scene opens up where Otis, Pooh, and all their friends are coming back from the Mustache Festival) * '''Pip:''' Man that the best Mustache Festival ever. (Everyone agrees) * '''Sci-Twi:''' I still can't believe the Louds won the Dress Like Your Siblings Contest. (show their picture) * '''Winnie the Pooh''': That's a nice picture. * '''Lola:''' It was nothing. * '''Otis:''' Nothing can ruin this perfect mustachio day. (Suddenly a wreck crew comes in) * '''Otis:''' Sweet cud. What's going on? * '''Farmer:''' Stop! You can't tear down my farm. * '''Worker:''' Mister we been over this. Sorry pal, the world's clamoring a 50,000 sitted lawn-dart staduim and this paper with writing on it says we can tear down you farm to built it. * '''Tigger:''' (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!? * '''Piglet:''' WHAT!!?!? * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' WHAT!?!?! * '''Rabbit:''' WHAT!?!?!? * '''Eeyore:''' HUH!?!??! * '''Timmy Turner:''' WHAT?!?! * '''Cosmo and Wanda:''' WHAT?!?! * '''Lincoln:''' WHAT?!?! * '''Girl Louds:''' WHAT!?!?! * '''Scruffy:''' What? * '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Wait, what?!? * '''Human Pinkie Pie:''' WHAT!!?!? * '''Mickey, Donald and Goofy:''' What?!?! * '''Otis:''' Tear down the farm!?! * '''Abby:''' We'll have nowhere to live. * '''Peck:''' They can't take our land just like that. * '''Pig:''' Uh, actually they can. I handle many cases just like this. (In a Pigman Group) * '''Pig:''' Hello, I'm Barry Pigman, Attorney at Law. Has your property been seized by a fancy paper with writing on it? Then call the Pigman Group. We'll fight to save your farm using hurtful insults and name calling. Why sit there and take it when you can sue-sue-sueeeeeee! (picks up phone) * '''VO:''' Barry Pigman is not a lawyer or human and has little or no legal knowledge. Results may not occured. * '''Human Rainbow Dash:''' Ok, none of that happened * '''Pig:''' I have a rich fantasy life. * '''Otis:''' Guys, they can't just take our home, we gotta stop them! * '''Eeyore:''' But how do we do it? * '''Pip:''' You know this happen to my Uncle Manny once. They stopped building when they found out that his field was a endangered newt habitat. * '''Abby:''' To bad we don't have any endangered creatures. * '''Otis:''' Or do we? * '''Abby:''' Sure don't. [[Category:LegoKyle14]] (Everyone agrees with Abby) * '''Otis:''' No, no, listen to my candiance. Or Do we? * '''Donald Duck:''' We just said no. * '''Otis:''' Just follow me!!!! * '''Pip:''' I don't get what your doing. (Back with the Farmer) * '''Farmer:''' I'll never let you tear down my farm. * '''Worker:''' Have it your way * '''Farmer:''' (a wrecking ball falls on him) Ok, I'll go now. * '''Worker:''' Ok, let's trash this place. (They were about to bulldoze the place in until) * '''Otis:''' (disguised with Human Fluttershy as environmentalists) STOP!!!! * '''Worker:''' Who are you? * '''Otis:''' Lance Treehugger, handsome environmentalist. * '''Human Fluttershy:''' And I'm Meadow Treehugger, animal environmentalist. * '''Otis:''' And you're trespassing on the habitat of the last remaining spotted ferret * '''Worker:''' There's no such thing. * '''Otis:''' Oh isn't there? * '''Worker:''' No, there isn't. * '''Otis:''' No listen to the cadence. Oh, isn't there? * '''Worker:''' Is this going somewhere? * '''Human Fluttershy:''' Yes it is. Dear, if you please. * '''Otis:''' Akka Wakka Woo! Akka Wakka Woo! (At the others, Abby sprayed Freddy with brown paint) * '''Mickey Mouse:''' It's the signal. * '''Human Rarity:''' He's done. * '''Lisa:''' Remember, you're a endangered spotted ferret. * '''Lincoln:''' Now go out there, Freddy. * '''Freddy:''' Um, what's my motivation? * '''Abby:''' Here it is. (Abby kicks Freddy in the air land at with Otis) * '''Human Fluttershy:''' Oh your in luck, he's about to his territorial dance. (Freddy does a tap dance and Otis bonks him on the head with a cane) * '''Otis:''' Yes, well done, noble creature. And so, by the power vested in me, by the planet of Earth, I proclaim this farm, protected habitat. * '''Worker:''' Aww, nuts. We can't built on protected land. Alright fellas, pack it up. Pack it up. (The workers left) * '''Farmer:''' Thanks environmentalist people. * '''Human Fluttershy:''' Don't thank us. Thank the spotted ferret. * '''Freddy:''' No problem. Uh--I mean, Akka Wakka Woo * '''Otis:''' Try not to talk.
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