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===''The Middle''=== (The next night) * '''Rook:''' Folks, we got a lot of great talent for you here tonight. But, before we get to it, please welcome Freddy and Mr. Jinx. * '''Freddy:''' Thank you. Thank you. Well, Mr. Jinx, how are you tonight? * '''Mr. Jinx:''' Pretty good, thanks. * '''Freddy:''' Good. Now say that again while I drink water. (tries water but keeps coughing it up) * '''Otis:''' Bravo! Bravdicemo! Amazing * '''Abby:''' Otis, he's not good. * '''Otis:''' You ''want'' him to dislocate his bones again? Laugh it up. (The gang fakes laugh it up) * '''Freddy:''' So Mr. Jinx, what's the hardest part about being a dummy? * '''Mr. Jinx:''' Why don't you ask you pal, Otis? He's the biggest moron I know. (Everyone laughs) * '''Otis:''' (laughs until) Huh? * '''Freddy:''' But, I didn't-- * '''Mr. Jinx:''' Hey, Peck, some tree fungus just called, it wants it's personality back. (Everyone laugh except for Peck) * '''Mr. Jinx:''' Why did the tubby, disgusting, loser cross the road? To get away from Pig. (Everyone laughs even harder, except for our heroes. After the show, the gang leaves in anger) * '''Freddy:''' Guys, wait! I didn't say those things. It was Mr. Jinx did. It had a mind of its own. * '''Otis:''' Freddy, we made that dummy to help you out, not so you could sucker punch us in the shame gland. * '''Luan:''' And after what you say, my funny bone's crying. In despair. * '''Luna:''' Not that really gotta hurt. * '''Adyson:''' So, next time, if you have a problem with us, just say it to our face. * '''Milly:''' Yeah. * '''Mr. Jinx:''' Your faces are the problem. (laughs) * '''Otis:''' Nice. Come on guys, let's leave Mr. McHurtsalot alone. (Late that night) * '''Freddy:''' Maybe Mr. Jinx can talk. Maybe I have split personality. Don't be ridiculous, you don't have a split personality. Well if you don't believe me ask the dummy. Fine let's ask him! (but as he turns around Mr. Jinx was gone. He began searching for it until he sees him placing a anvil on a catapult) Mr. Jinx, what are you doing? * '''Mr. Jinx:''' Back off, ferret. * '''Freddy:''' (gasps) You can talk. * '''Mr. Jinx:''' Oh yeah. And that's not all I can do. (looks at Otis and shoots the anvil) * '''Freddy:''' (gasps) OTIS!!!! * '''Otis:''' Huh? Ahhh, unexpected anvil! (ducks) * '''Freddy:''' Otis are you ok? * '''Otis:''' Freddy, what's the big idea? You could have killed me! * '''Freddy:''' I wasn't me. Mr. Jinx did it. * '''Otis:''' Oh really? Intresting. Well, perhaps Mr. Jinx would like to meet hoof puppet, Senior Po-Po. (as Senior Po-Po) Hi, I'm Senior Po-Po, and if you ever throw a anvil at Otis' head again, he'll mess you up. * '''Freddy:''' (gasps) Otis you puppet has a mind of his own too. * '''Otis: '''(growls off angry) (The next day, Otis comes by the gang in a heated mud bath) * '''Otis:''' Hey, look, non-crazy people; my favorite kind. (slips right in) * '''Abby:''' Feeling a bit stressed, Otis? Pig’s new mud jacuzzi will fix you right up. * '''Otis:''' Oh, this is amazing. Hey, Pigster, how do you make all these bubbles * '''Pig:''' Ah, it’s kind of technical. I don’t wanna bore you. *-True. *-And besides, there are some secrets that should be kept secret. *-Yeah, like that secret to that truffle pie was... *All: NO!!!!! *-What? *We agree we would never talk about that. *-Ever! *-Besides it best to leave to forget that ever happen. Right, Pig? *'''Pig:''' Right. Hey, Pip, toss me another cabbage burrito. * '''Peck:''' Oh, I heard the best joke, yesterday. Ok-- (Behind a stack of hay, Mr. Jinx pours cement through a line to the mud) * '''Freddy:''' Dummies can’t talk. Dummies can’t talk. Dummies can’t talk. Hi, Mr. Jinx. * '''Mr. Jinx:''' Oh, hey, Freddy. Check it out. I’m putting cement into your friends hot tub. * '''Freddy:''' It’s nice to have hobbies. I wish--(sees the lines and tackles Mr. Jinx) * '''Abby:''' Hey, that’s Freddy’s voice. * '''Otis:''' Freddy? Freddy? Oh, you mean the violently psychotic weasel. I’ll go check it out. (tries to move) What the? I’m stuck * '''Pig:''' What, that’s impossible * '''Abby:''' (sees the line) Hey, what’s this? (pulls the line to reveal the mixer) * '''Pip:''' Looks like it leads to a-- * '''Otis:''' CEMENT MIXER!!! (Everyone started to panic) * '''Freddy:''' I’ll save you guys! (pulls out a mallet and breaks the cement ) * '''Mr. Jinx:''' Hehehe. (leaves) * '''Freddy:''' Are you guys ok? (Everyone agrees in anger) * '''Otis:''' Guys please. Freddy is working through difficult issues. He needs are patience, and our friendship in order to---BAG HIM AND THROW HIM INTO THE SILO!!!! (Everyone kept tackling but eventually he was caught. Later that night, Otis finishes chaining up Freddy) * '''Otis:''' Relax, Freddy. You’re our friend and nothing will ever change that. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go vote on whether or not to banish you from the barnyard forever. * '''Freddy:''' But, Otis, as long as Mr. Jinx is free, you’re still in danger. * '''Otis:''' Whatever, crazy brain. (leaves) * '''Mr. Jinx:''' Well, well, well. I(comes out of barrel) If it isn’t my old partner, Freddy. * '''Freddy:''' You. * '''Mr. Jinx:''' Too bad you’re gonna miss the show. * '''Freddy:''' You mean? * '''Mr. Jinx:''' That’s right. * '''Freddy:''' You’re gonna do our act without me? Well don’t forget to use those ''Your Momma'' jokes. They’re gold. * '''Mr. Jinx:''' I’m not gonna do our act. I’m gonna get rid of your friends; once and for all. (laughs as he jump from the silo) * '''Freddy:''' I knew that.
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