Dream Birthday/Transcript

Here's the 10th episode for season 2 from Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the Transcript.

The Beginning

(The scene opens up with Lisa seeing the mail man)

• Lisa: Otis, the mail man is 2 minutes and closing.
• Otis: Okay, Freddy and Cosmo. You ready in there?
• Freddy: Ready for what?
• Otis: [sighs]
• Luan: For the last time, we're pranking the mailman. When he opens the mailbox, you shoot the paint balloons at him, okay?
• Freddy: Like this? (shoot a paint balloon at Otis)
• Otis: Freddy, what are you doing?
• Cosmo: I thought you gave the code word.
• Otis: What? There's not a code word.
• Spike the dog: Then what should the word be?
• Pig: Let's make the code word "papaya". (Cosmo shoots a paint balloon at Otis)
• Human Pinkie Pie: Oh, I love "papaya". (Freddy shoots another paint balloon at Otis)
• Otis: The code word is not "papaya"! (Cosmo shoots another paint balloon at Otis) [sighs] Look, let's go over this again. (Freddy shoots another paint balloon at Otis)
• Cosmo: Did someone say "papaya"? (shoots another paint balloon at Otis)
• Pip: Dude, no one said "papaya". (Freddy shoots another paint balloon at Otis)
• Human Fluttershy: You just said, "papaya". (Cosmo shoots another paint balloon at Otis)
• Otis: Will you please stop saying "papaya"? (Freddy shoots another paint balloon at Otis)
• Human Applejack: Hey, who want this "papaya" I found? (Cosmo shoots another paint balloon at Otis)
• Timmy Turner: I'll take that "papaya". (Freddy shoots another paint balloon at Otis)
• Leni: Can I some of that "papaya"? (Cosmo shoots another paint balloon at Otis)
• Pig: You know, I'm not crazy about "papaya." (Freddy shoots another paint balloon at Otis) Let's make the code word "rutabaga". (Cosmo shoots another paint balloon at Otis)
• Pip: Or how about "avocado"? (Freddy shoots another paint balloon at Otis)
• Winnie the Pooh: I got it, "honey". (Cosmo shoots another paint balloon at Otis)
• Lori: Let's make it "daffodil". (Freddy shoots another paint balloon at Otis)
• Mickey Mouse: How about, "hot dog"? (Cosmo shoots another paint balloon at Otis)
• Luan: Say, Lily, who's your favorite singer? Lady...
• Lily: "Gaga!" (Freddy shoots another paint balloon at Otis)
• Luan: What's your favorite Hawaiian platter?
• Lily: "Poo-poo"! (Cosmo shoots another paint balloon at Otis)
• Freddy: I still like "papaya." Ooh, I said it. (shoots another paint balloon at Otis)
• Pip: (looks at binoculars) Otis, the farmer's coming
• Otis: What? Abort plan. Repeat: Abort plan. (Cosmo shoots another paint balloon at Otis)
• Cosmo: That's all of them!
• Farmer: Oh, mister mailman!
• Tigger: Make a break for it!

(Everyone hid)

• Farmer: Is that my mail? Can I have it? Tomorrow my birthday, you know. I bet everyone in the county sent me a card. (looks through) All right, let's see. Gas bill, electric bill, mortuary services, jury duty.
• Mail Man: Oh, this is awkward. Well, have a good one! (leaves)
• Farmer: Oh, well. No use moping about it. (leaves depressed)
• Winnie the Pooh: Poor farmer.
• Mickey Mouse: That is so depressing.
• Peck: That is so sad.
• Pig: I know. I hate jury duty.
• Human Rarity: He means, everyone forgetting the farmer's birthday.
• Otis: Oh, I forgot. Tomorrow's The Farmer's Birthday. We have to get him something.
• Pip: You mean, like a life?
• Otis: No, I'm serious. We have to get him a great present.
• Pig: How about a day at a mud spa?
• Peck: Some new clothes.
• Freddy: Arugula.
• Sunset Shimmer: A girlfriend.
• Pip: Or a life.
• Otis: I've got it.
• Cosmo: (throws a paint balloon) I found another one.

(Later that night)

• Farmer: Happy birthday to me. (blew out a candle and goes to sleep)
• Sci-Twi: Okay, he's asleep.
• Otis: Good, let's move.

(Everyone grabs the bed)

• Freddy: What are we doing, again?
• Rabbit: We just talk about it, Freddy.
• Freddy: Oh. Did I appear to be listening?
• Otis: You're an idiot.
• Freddy: What? Sorry. I wasn't listening.

(Inside the barnyard)

• Otis: Everyone ready? Pip, hit the light. And...
• All: Surprise!
• Pooh's Friends: Surprise!
• Tigger: Ho-Hio!
• Winnie the Pooh: Surprise!
• All: Happy Birthday, Farmer!
• Farmer: (wakes up and screams) Talking animals! Be gone, demons. (hits Otis with a frying pan)
• Abby: No, no, Farmer-- Farmer! We're your friends.
• Farmer: Oh, well, that's different. (hits Otis and Freddy with the frying pan)
• Otis: No, Farmer, it's all right.
• Timmy Turner: Yeah, none of this is real. You're in a dream land.
• Farmer: But it all seems so real.
• Otis: If this was real, could this happen?

(Freddy and Peck makes Pig fly and Cosmo and Wanda appeared)

• Farmer: (gasps) A flying pig and fairies? I am dreaming.
• Peck: He's buying it.
• Freddy: Awesome.

(They hi-fived but lets go of rope)

• Otis: Farmer, get ready for the best birthday ev--(Pig lands on him)

The Middle

(They brought in a cake and started singing)

• All: (Singing) For he's a jolly good farmer Which nobody can deny.

(The farmer blows out he's candles very slowly and faints)

• Timmy Turner: Boring.
• Donald Duck: Really boring

(Otis blow them out for him)

• Lori: Who's ready for presents?
• Farmer: Presents? Oh, boy. (Singing) I'm getting presents. I'm getting presents.

(They take him to the big present)

• Sci-Twi: Now, we all know your history buff...
• Farmer: Yeah.
• Goofy: And you love ping-pong.
• Farmer: Yeah?
• Otis: So how'd you like to throw down with Abraham Lincoln?

(The present revealed to be Freddy and Peck as Abe Lincoln at a ping pong table)

• Farmer: (stammer gleefully and faints)
• Abby: I'm on it. (sprays water on him and he wakes up)
• Farmer: Bring it on, Great emancipator.
• Peck: (as Abe) We hold these truths self-evident that I'm gonna kick your butt!

(They started playing and Peck makes the first point)

• Lynn: Point Lincoln.
• Pip: Otis, how'd you know know what to get the farmer?
• Otis: Easy; I just checked out his MyFace page.
• Timmy Turner: A MyFace page? Really? (The Flashback of a Farmer looks at his MyFace page)
• Farmer: "Current Mood: Feisty." [Chuckles]

(Farmer makes a point)

• Farmer: Yeah. You want to make that four scores and eight games?
• Otis: Ok, there, Paddles. Time to move on. We got a schedule to keep. Are you ready for your next present?
• Farmer: (gasp) There's more?

(Later Abby dresses up as a Sith)

• Abby: Join me, Farmer, and together we can rule the galaxy.
• Farmer: Never!

(They dueled. Next, Farmer enjoys a bike pedal ride. Then he opens a pinata filled with prunes)

• Farmer: Prunes! Ha, now it's a party!

(Everyone started singing)

• All: (Singing) Crop-rotating man. He tills the fields like no one can.

(Farmer rides Pig)

• Luna: (sees the sunrise) Hey, Otis, the sun's coming up.
• Pig: (faints) Oh, I'm done with this.
• Otis: Well, Farmer, Mr. Sun's is creeping up over the horizon, so we're gonna have to called quits on this crazy talkin'-animal dream land.
• Farmer: No way, Jose. This is the best dream I've ever had. I'm never waking up.
• Otis: Come on, now, back to beddy-bye.
• Timmy Turner: Ready with the oar. (Cosmo pulls out a oar and about to whack him) NOT NOW!!!

(Freddy whistles and pulls out a shovel)

• Farmer: You'll have to catch me first. (takes off his pajamas and runs out in his underwear) WEE!!
• Human Rarity: Oh, my eyes!
• Otis: Grab him!!!

(They chased to farmer to a biker club)

• Spike the dog: Humans.

(Everyone hid)

• Otis: Farmer, what are you doing?
• Farmer: I'm gonna give those apple-stealing bikers a piece of my mind. 'Cause it's my dream and they can't hurt me.
• Otis: (groans) Stop him.
• Abby: Otis, you can go after him. We'll be exposed.
• Sunset Shimmer: And if we go after him, we'll probably get beat up in the process.
• Otis: Agh! Curse the constant need to disguised the fact we're talking animals and kids with no upper body strength!
• Lynn: Yeah! Hey!

(At the Dinner)

• Bikers: Yeah, to bikes. (They drink their milk and ate their glass)
• Farmer: Well, well, if it isn't the dummy Bikers. Dummy Bikers say, "what."
• Biker 1#: What?
• Farmer: Dummy Bikers say, "what."
• Biker 2#: What?
• Farmer: [Laughs] Made you say it.

(Now, back with others)

• Abby: Otis, do something before those Bikers destroy him.
• Lincoln: Yeah, but what?
• Lori: You should literally text an embarrassing picture of them to all thier friends.
• Luan: I'm gonna write an insult comedy routine that will leave them in tears!
• Lynn: [flips at Lincoln] "HOO-WAH!" (kicks him) "Basic stealth ninja kick. That's how you're gonna take them down."
• Pip: Or do nothing. Then we could live in his house.
• Otis: Hmm, live in his house.

(Imagining of Otis being in the house)

• Otis: (grabs the phone) Hello, no longer the farmer residence. Otis speaking. What? I didn't order any papaya. (a paint balloon is shot at him)

(Back to reality)

• Otis: No, we have to same him. But how? Hmm... (looks around and see Pig with piece of cake) Pig, give me that birthday cake.
• Pig: No.
• Otis: Give it.

(They began fighting over it)

• Biker 1#: Why you little...
• Farmer: Ooh, so you think you're pretty tough, huh? Well, this is all a dream, so you can't hurt me, you doofus berries. Oh, yeah. That's right. I went there.
• Biker 1#: Let's get him! (As they were about to beat the farmer, they see animals and kids with cream on their faces)
• Biker 1#: Rabid animals and lunatic kids!

(The bikers ran away)

• Farmer: That's right. You better run. (laughs)
• Otis: Okay, that's enough fun there, Chief. Let's get you--(notices he goes to the motorcycle) Huh?
• Farmer: Dream motorcycle, away! (takes off)
• Otis: (groans)
• Rabbit: After him!

(Everyone chased the farmer to the vetrarian's office)

• Otis: The vet's office?
• Abby: What's he's gonna do there?

(Farmer looks in the mirror and checks his breath)

• Otis: Oh, no; he's doing something hot with his hair.
• Human Rarity: And I think I know what he's about to do.

(Inside the vet's office, Betty Glove is talking to a snake)

• Betty: Who requires painful oral surgery? You do. Yes, you do. (pulls out a driller that makes the snake nervous)
• Farmer: Hello, Doc.

(The snake escapes)

• Betty: Farmer, you're in my office... In your underwear.
• Farmer: I loves ya, and I want you to be my dream queen.
• Betty: I thought you'd never ask.
• Otis: Here he comes!
• Farmer: Let's go to Rio, baby. I'll take you there on my flying dream motorcycle.
• Betty: Oh. Wait, what?

(They take off)

• Freddy: Flying motorcycles are the only way to travel.
• Mickey Mouse: Freddy, a motorcycle can't really fly.
• Freddy: Oh.
• Timmy Turner: Don't worry guys, I got this. I'm wish that motorcycle can really fly!

(Than Cosmo and Wanda's wands didn't work)

• Timmy Turner: Hey, what happen?
• Wanda: Must be the true love rule?
• Lori: What do you mean?

(Wanda pulls up Da Rules)

• Wanda: According to Da Rules, we can't use wishing involving messing with true love.
• Freddy: Well, then he's gonna die.
• Lucy: I'd be honored to serve as funeral director. (holds out a brochure) I keep an assortment of caskets on hand. Were you thinking shoebox, or for a little more money, mahogany?"
• Pip: Can we have his house?
• Otis: No! After him!

The Ending

(They chased the bike to a canyon)

• Betty: Aren't we going a little fast?
• Farmer: You think that's something, get ready to kiss the sky.

(They went off the ledge)

• Abby: We're too late!
• Otis: No, we're not. Disguise me.

(They disguise him as a cabana woman)

• Loud Sister: Too Caribbean.
• Timmy Turner: Try again.

( Than Little Bo Beep)

• Loud Sister: Too Fairy Tale.
• Wanda: Let me.

(And finally a bungee police officer)

• Pig: Go, go, go!

(Otis jumps after them)

• Otis: Bungee Police. Hang on. (grabs both of them) We're okay, I say. (sprung back up) [Screaming]
• Pig: Incoming!
• Tigger: Look out!

(Betty and Farmer land on Otis)

• Betty: Oh, dear. I think we squashed the poor bungee policeman.
• Farmer: That's no policeman. That's my friend, the talking dream cow. Look, I'll show you. (tries to take off Otis' helmet)

(Everyone got nervous until..)

• Farmer: (got shot in the butt) Darn it my bottom. (faints)
• Otis: Huh? What happened? Farmer?
• Betty: I gave him a mild horse tranquilizer. Take good care of him, officer. Oh, why am I always attracted to the bad boys?

(Later that day)

• Farmer: (wakes up) Wow. That was the best birthday dream ever. (sees roses outside his door) Huh? (reads note) "Happy Birthday, Farmer. Signed Attractive Vet Lady"! Yippee-dee-doo! (falls on his back)
• Otis: Maybe next year we just get him a tie.
• All: Nah!
• Tigger: How 'bout a new suit?
• Loud Sisters: (buzzer noise)

(Abe Lincoln comes in)

• Abe: How about a gift certificate so he can get what he wants?
• Everyone: (screams)

(Otis wakes up)

• Otis: Agh! Oh, It was just a dream. What a relief.

(Farmer comes in flying)

• Farmer: At least you didn't say, "papaya." (throws a paint balloon)
• Otis: Ow! I didn't say, "papaya." (getting pelted with paint balloons)

• Rabbit: (wakes up) It was! It was all just a bad dream.
• Boswer: That's what you think! (laughs as Rabbit screams)

• Pig: (wakes up screaming) Oh, ooh-hoo. I had that Farmer's birthday, scary Lincoln, Otis being pelted by paint balloons, Bowser's laughing dream again. Thank goodness everything's back to normal. (realizes he's in space he started screaming)

• Freddy: (wakes up) Agh! Oh, Peck, I had the Pig in space dream again.
• Peck: (comes in a giant) Aw, poor guy. Here, have glass of warm milk.
• Freddy: Oh, thanks. (screams)

• Candace Flynn: (wakes up) I'm having that Giant Peck dream again. (gasps) How strange can this get?
• Talking Zebra: Oh, it gets much stranger, Kevin.

• Sci-Twi: (wakes up) I must have had the Talking Zebra dream again. Thank goodness I'm awake.
• ???: Or are you?

(Midnight Sparkle appears)

• Midnight Sparkle: Here I am! Over here. I'm always here!

(Suddenly Donald wakes up screaming)

• Daisy Duck: Donald! Donald! Just relax, it's okay. We're safe now.
• -Good thing we found you just in time.
• Donald Duck: What happened?
• -We found the both of you in the street cold and sneezing, running away from Mickey's and Minnie's crazy plan to double date again.
• -Yeah, they are really scary when they want to double date.
• -And Donald was rambling about Abe Lincoln, giant chickens, Midnight Sparkle, and talking zebras.
• -But, we got to the hospital as quick as we can. So, you'll be better within a week or so.
• -Now get some rest and some quality alone time.
• Daisy Duck: ()'s right you know. After all, it is finally just the two of us.
• Donald Duck: Hey, what do you know! (holds Daisy's hand) Just the two of us.
• Mickey Mouse: I think you mean, the four of us. Running around in the rain made us sick, too
• Minnie Mouse: How fun, now we can recuperate together.
• Donald and Daisy Duck: NURSE!!!!!!

• Pip: Agh! Aw, man. I had the Abe Lincoln, Bowser's laughing, Pig in Space, Giant Peck, Talking Zebra, Midnight Sparkle, Double Date, dream again.
• Otis: You got to stop eating pickles before bed.
• Abe: Could you guys keep it down? I'm trying to sleep. (turns off the lights)
• Everyone: (screams)
• Phineas: Ah, hey, Perry. What's wrong, boy? You sounded like you were having a bad dream. It's okay now. Go back to sleep.

(Perry looks around the room, then at Phineas, before he smiles and curls back up going to sleep)

THE END!