Don't Go to Sleep/Transcript

(The episode begins at night)

Boy: How come Greg gets to go and I don’t?

Girl: Because you’re a midget.

Boy: Nobody asked you!

Mother: That’s enough. It’s your turn to do the dishes, Matt. I should be back home from class around 10.

Greg: Going out for pizza after the hockey game. I’ll be back at 11. Love you. (Kisses his mother on the cheek and walks off)

Boy: (to his mother) Come on. I wanna go too.

Mother: Matt it’s a school night dear.

Matt: It’s a school night for Greg.

Mom: Well Greg’s seventeen and you’re twelve.

Greg: I’m fine.

Mom: Greg, please.

Greg: Okay.

Girl: Keep it down.

(Matt walks off as Greg gets his coat. Matt dials a number but his mom takes the phone)

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Mom: You know being grown up isn’t always so easy. Be glad you’re 12.

(She leaves)

Matt: Well I’m not.

(Later Matt opens the attic door and a stair ladder comes down, he watches his sister on the phone as he and the heroes enter, it was dark and spooky, and he kept walking until he bumps into a mannequin)

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Mrs. Amsterdam: You know being grown up isn’t so easy. Be glad you’re 12. Sorry, that’s the way it is. That’s reality matt. (echoes)

Pam Amsterdam: Mom, can I use the phone?

Mrs. Amsterdam: No it’s not yours.

Pam Amsterdam: How come he gets his own private line and I don’t?

Mrs. Amsterdam: Talk to me when you make the all star team. Good morning champ.

Greg Amsterdam: Great game last night.

Matt Amsterdam: You don’t have to rub it in.

Greg Amsterdam: What are you talking about? You played a great game.

Birdie: Played a great game?

Misty: That’s weird.

Kronk: Too weird.

Fred Jones: I don't know gang, something strange is going on here.

Shaggy Rogers: Yeah, but like, what?

(Pam comes behind Matt)

Pam Amsterdam: It’s for you.

Matt Amsterdam: For me?

Pam Amsterdam: Isn’t always?

(He gets the phone and answers it)

Matt Amsterdam: Hello. Yes this is Matt Amsterdam. Endorse? Endorse what? (Shocked) You want to put my picture on a cereal box?

Genie: Oh, boy.

(Mrs. Amsterdam takes the phone)

Mrs. Amsterdam: Quit calling the house, no I told you guys all endorsement offers go through Matt's agent. (She hangs up) Let’s go.

Matt Amsterdam: What?

Mrs. Amsterdam: Come on it’s game time.

(Meanwhile a black stretched limo arrives nears Matt’s house)

Matt: Whats all this hockey stuff?

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Matt Amsterdam: For what? I don’t even play hockey!

(Cut to the referee where the hockey game takes place and Matt struggles to keep balance)

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Matt: Heads up?! I can’t even skate!

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(Then Matt and the heroes were in a dark void)

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(Matt and the heroes go back up to the attic)

Rabbit: You see, Matt, the Reality Police are not real, they're just a symbol on what would happen when you mess with reality.

Pooh Bear: Yes. Same with the Reality Court and the Reality Judge.

Misty: But what's most important, Matt, is that you should never under any circumstances fiddle with reality, because reality is gonna get back at you.

Ronald McDonald: I know you don't like how you're living now, but reality is what it is, and you can't change it.

Genie: That's right!

Mr. Krabs: Indeed, lad.

Matt: You're right, guys. It was only a dream. But now it's back to reality. Plain, boring reality.

Reality Police #1: Boring, huh? (to Rabbit) And not real, long ears?

(Matt and the heroes turned to see the Reality Police, in person)

Reality Police #2: Oh, Matt, fun's just the beginning.

Heroes: (gasp in shock)

Shaggy Rogers: Zoinks!

Velma Dinkley: It can't be! We must be hallucinating or still dreaming!

Reality Police #1: You all are not hallucinating nor dreaming.

Reality Police #2: This is reality.

Sandy Cheeks: No, you guys are just a symbol of reality! You're not real!

Reality Police #1 and #2: (in unison) We are now.

Ash Ketchum: Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!

Pikachu: PIKACHUUU!!!

(Pikachu uses Thunderbolt on the Reality Police, shocking them as they scream in pain)

Ash Ketchum: They felt it, so they're real alright.

Danny: Maybe that should teach you to stalk people and breaking into people's houses uninvited, you bogus symbols of reality!

(The Reality Police eventually recovered from being shocked, shocking the heroes)

Genie: (in Domino's (Slappy and the Stinkers) voice) Those guys are like a couple of...Men in Black Terminators!