Defective Detectives/Transcript

Teaser: "Today on Pooh's Adventures Armada"

• Dave Mallow (Narrator): Today on Disney and Saban's "Pooh's Adventures Armada: Hunt for the Chaos Emeralds", Three Mysterious Characters from Planet Mobius Arrived in Angel Grove.

• Vector: So those guys are big heroes! What a laugh riot! [rips the newspaper in half.]
• Charmy: You're just jealous 'cause you're not famous like those guys.
• Espio: Knock it off, Charmy. We'll be famous soon.
• Dave Mallow (Narrator): As Vector the Crocodile, Charmy the Bee and Espio the Chameleon known as The Chaotix Detective Agency, arrived while Spying on our Heroes
• Dave Mallow (Narrator): Meanwhile, Bowser and the New United Alliance of Evil are Paroled.
• Dave Mallow (Narrator): Find out on the Season Premiere of Disney and Saban's "Pooh's Adventures Armada: Hunt for the Chaos Emeralds!", Next!.

Prologue: Meet the Chaotix Detective Agency

(the episode opens late at night at the Angel Grove harbor, a little house is seen)

• Vector: Leave it to Charmy to take his own sweet time gettin' here!
• Espio: I'd say we've got more important things to worry about. Like where we are, for instance, and how did the the three of us get here in the first place, and how do we get back.
• Vector: Your guess is as good as mine, Espio. I'm just as confused as you are. Did we travel through time somehow? Or space, maybe?
• Espio: Which one do you think happened?
• Vector: What difference does it make? All that matters is that we're stuck here! And since we're stuck here, we ought to concentrate on a bigger question.
• Espio: What's that?
• Vector: Why is there so much dust around the moon?!

[Just then Charmy bursts into the cabin.]

• Charmy: Hey! Wait'll you hear, Vector!

[The Mobian bee flies onto Vector's snout.]

• Charmy: You won't believe it in a million trillion years!
• Vector: What won't I believe?
• Charmy: We got blown to a whole different world!

[He holds up a newspaper.]

• Charmy: And the proof's right here in this newspaper!
• Vector: Charmy...
• Charmy: See?
• Vector: Charmy!
• Charmy: Uh-huh?
• Vector: Will. You. Get. Off. My. Nose?!

[Charmy gets off of Vector.]

• Espio: All right. Where are we, Charmy?
• Charmy: I don't know.

[Vector angrily pounds his hands on the desk.]

• Vector: Gaaahhh! I ask you to do one simple thing!

[Charmy wags his finger at Vector.]

• Vector: [Angry] Your assignment was to find out where we are!

[Charmy props Vector's mouth open with the newspaper.]

• Charmy: Never mind that! Just look at this!

[He removes the paper.]

• Charmy: Oops, sorry.
• Vector: This better be good.
• Charmy: Here!

[Charmy shows Vector the correct article, which shows an image of Sonic.]

• Vector: What?

[He takes the newspaper from Charmy.]

• Vector: Well, if it ain't our old friend Sonic! Let's see here... "100 Acre Wood Rebel Alliance and Friends Saves the Day Again."... Angel Grove’s favorite Special Taskforce and Squadron Unit, rescued the world from catastrophe once again when they nimbly prevented a long-forgotten prophecy, the Ultimate Battle between Good and Evil, from destroying the planet yesterday.

[A flashback is shown of the Ultimate Battle in Pooh’s Adventures of Avengers: Endgame ending with Iron Man snapping Thanos out of existence. The people celebrate in the streets as confetti falls.]

• Vector: [Narrating] "This is just the latest in a series of amazing rescues that have kept the famous taskforce in the news."

[Various shots of Winnie the Pooh and friends on TV are shown.]

• Vector: [Narrating] "Since first arriving in the World of Pokémon under mysterious circumstances some time ago..."

[Now a flashback of Pooh’s Adventures of Pokémon The Movie: I Choose You is seen]

• Vector: [Narrating] "...Winnie the Pooh and Friends has shown a remarkable aptitude for heroism against increasingly dangerous odds."

[During the flashback, Pooh and Pals battle Marshadow and it’s mind controlled Pokémon]

• Vector: [Reading] "Through their use of supersonic speed, agility, strength, and just plain smarts, Winnie the Pooh and Friends has become famous the world over for daring deeds and fast-footed feats."
• Vector: [Reading] "Just like with the help of Angel Grove's Local Heroes, the Power Rangers."

[Now the shot changes to a flashback of Pooh’s Adventures of The Super Mario Bros Movie’s final battle]

• Vector: [Narrating] "The 100 Acre Wood Rebel Alliance has shown that truth, honor, and goodness can and will triumph every time!"

[The flashbacks end.]

• Vector: So those guys are big heroes! What a laugh riot! [rips the newspaper in half.]
• Charmy: You're just jealous 'cause you're not famous like those guys.
• Espio: Knock it off, Charmy. We'll be famous soon.
• Vector: [To the viewer] In case you're wonderin', Detective Vector's the name! I'm a private eye kind of guy and the head of my very own detective agency! I may be lean, mean, and green, but behind my cool croc exterior, I'm really just a big ol' softie. Just don't let that get around, though, you got me? I got a reputation! A detective's gotta be tough, so let's just keep this between you and me, okay?
• Charmy: [To the viewer] My name's Charmy and I can be--

[Espio appears and pushes Charmy off-screen.]

• Espio: [To the viewer] My name is Espio. I'm the brains in this organization. I also possess some killer spy skills. I'm smart. I'm quick on my feet. I also happen to be a ninja.
• Charmy: [Off-screen] He's also full of himself.

[Espio flashes an anger symbol, but calms down and walks off-screen.]

• Espio: [Off-screen] It's better to be full of myself than to be an obnoxious pipsqueak.
• Charmy: [Off-screen] Hey Vector, can I tell 'em about me now?
• Vector: Aw, too bad, Charmy; we're all out of time! The intro’s about to come in.

[Charmy appears on screen.]

• Charmy: No! Aahh!

(fade to intro)

Tribute In Memoriam of Tony Stark

(Scene after the Intro and the Title Card: Downtown Angel Grove)

• Lusamine (OS): It has been about a year since The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, split up after the fateful death of one of their most important members, Tony Stark aka Iron Man.
• Lusamine (OS): Son of Howard Stark, one of those responsible for the creation of Captain America's Shield during World War II and Founder of Stark Industries and Stark Expo, Anthony Edward "Tony" Stark A brash but brilliant inventor, Stark was self-described as a genius, billionaire, playboy, and philanthropist. With his great wealth and exceptional technical knowledge, Stark was one of the world's most powerful men after the death of his Parents, Howard and Maria Stark
• Lusamine (OS): Years ago. he was kidnapped by a Mysterious Organization the Ten Rings in Afghanistan, while demonstrating a fleet of Jericho missiles. With his life on the line, with the help of Ho Yinsen, Stark created an armored suit which he used to escape his captors. Upon returning home, he utilized several more armors to use against terrorists, as well as his former mentor Obadiah Stane who turned against Stark. Following his fight against Stane, Stark publicly revealed himself as Iron Man.
• Lusamine: But as long as there are heroes as they are in the case of The 100 Acre Wood Rebel Alliance as well the Power Rangers in their various Incarnations.
• Lusamine: This City will be safe from Any Threat.

Night Patrol / Villains in Parole

(Scene: Angel Grove High School / Football Court)

• Aisling: Life isn't only about studying. It should be no big. Why not go to a party or the Mall like everyone else?
• Aisling: Just cause I'm not like everyone else (Watches her Gardevoir form in the Mirror).
• Pikachu: (Wolf Whistle)
• Aisling: (she Blushes and Giggles as she Shapeshifts back in her Human Form) I bet the X-Men or the Fantastic Four get to go to parties.
• Aisling: Would the world like come to an end if for once the Rebels took one Day off?.

(They over hear the Police Sirens and they're heading to the Bank)

• Police Radio Dispatch (os): To All Units, go to the First International Bank of Angel Grove, there was a Robbery in progress, Armed thugs were spotted.
• Mallow: You were talking about a Day Off, Ais?
• Aisling: I take back what I have said.
• Aisling: Let's Roll!

(Scene: Aether Foundation)

Detective Vector and the Chaotix go into action

(Scene: Chaotix Detective Agency)

[The sun is just beginning to rise.]

Vector: Ahh, today's the day we solve the case.

Espio: Oh yeah? What makes you so sure?

Charmy: Espio's right. What makes you think you can solve it today, Vector?

[Vector chuckles and turns around, then back to the others. He is now wearing a pair of glasses.]

Vector: Elementary, my dear Charmy. It just takes some clever sleuthing. I'm Detective Vector!

Espio: Sure you're Detective Vector. You're also nuts.

Charmy: I think he's been reading too many detective stories again...

Vector: Ahh... That's very interesting. [Wags finger]

Espio: Here he goes again...

Charmy: Oh, brother...

[Vector now dons a detective's jacket.]

Vector: One more t'ing.

Espio: How long are you gonna keep this up, anyway?

[He leans in Vector's face.]

Vector: All right. The kid we're lookin' for got sent into this world from ours by a Mysterious Energy Wave, just like Sonic and the Rebels. And I think these Guys are behind it.

Espio: And you know that for a fact.

Vector: I got my intuition, and that's good enough for me.

Charmy: You got a hunch, Vector?

Vector: I told you before, Charmy; it's not a hunch, it's intuition! With a capital "Int!" [Laughs]

(Scene: Angel Grove's Youth Center Gym & Juice Bar)

The Wolf and the Rabbit

(Scene: Downtown Angel Grove)

• Mysterious Female (OS): Excuse me
• Aisling: You've got to be kidding me
• Luigi: Is it my imagination or does she look like...

Ending

[Scene Change: Angel Grove]

[Eggman is hovering high above the city in his Eggmobile.]

Dr. Eggman: [Chuckles] Hey... Sounds like quite the party. Laugh while you can, Rebels, the Hunt for the Chaos Emeralds Continues.

[He flies away.]

[Scene Change: Thorndyke Mansion - Outside]

[Espio is still feeling the pain from Amy's hammer.]

Espio: Hey, you guys... Help me out here, will ya?

Executive Producers

HAIM SABAN

SHUKI LEVY

DAVID J. GRAHAM

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