Custody Battle/Transcript

Brick: Duh! Nice hat, dorko! (laughs with his brothers)

Mojo: How dare you talk to your father that way?!

Boys: Father?!

Him: Oh, I'm sorry. But, nobody does evil the way I do!

Mojo: That is not so!

Him: Is so!

Mojo: Is not so!

Him: Is so!

(The boys felt bored listening to Mojo and Him arguing.)

Mojo: Is not!

Him: Is so!

Mojo: Is not!

Him: Is so!

Mojo: Is not!

Him: Is so!

Mojo: Is not!

Him: Is so!

Mojo: Very well then! Since you'll not acknowledge that I Mojo Jojo the original creator of the Rowdyruff Boys who were originally created by me and the more evil father you leave me no alternative but to prove that I am the more evil father therefore making me the better parent.

Him: Fine then and I will prove that I am the eviler parent!

Mojo: Very well then.

Mojo and Him: Let the evil begin!

(The boys fly off to fight the girls. Mojo and Him shed tears with happiness.)

Mojo: Why that's evilest thing I can imagine

Him: Oh, all you can is raise them the best you know how and hope they turn out right.

Mojo and Him: I'm so proud of them.

Narrator: And so, with Mojo and Him finally happy together...

(The standard shot with skull and crossbones appears.)

Narrator: The day is doomed thanks to the Rowdyruff boys.

(The end)