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=== ''The Middle'' === (The heroes are at a canyon judging their friends) * '''Otis:''' Their just wrong, you guys. I know we have what it takes to be superheroes. * '''Tigger:''' I know we do. * '''Lincoln:''' We're way better than most of those other superhero back there. * '''Otis:''' Yeah like the aqua dude! * '''Tigger:''' You mean Aquaman? * '''Otis:''' Yeah, I mean his tights are silly and how much crime really happens underwater. * '''Pip''': Car! (As the car was coming, the others hide behind a tree) * '''Pizza Dude 1#:''' Dude, I like can not drive and beat your high score at the same time. * '''Pizza Dude 2#:''' Sure you can dude. Just let go of the round thingy. * '''Pizza Dude 1#:''' Oh, yeah. Completely. (The dude are doing their handshake then screams as they were about to fall in the canyon) * '''Pip:''' Fling me and Cosmo, Otis. We can make it! *'''Otis:''' What I cant do that. I mean.. * '''Cosmo:''' Fling us! (Otis fling Pip and Cosmo at the car and tied a rope to the tree and save the dudes) * '''Pizza Dude 1#:''' We're gonna live! * '''Pizza Dude 2#:''' We're livers * '''Pizza Dude 1#:''' Dude, you totally said we're livers. * '''Pizza Dudes:''' Livers we're totally livers! * '''Otis:''' This isn't what it looks like...I'm not a cow, I'm... * '''Pizza Dude 1#:''' We know, your a superhero * '''Pizza Dude 2#: '''Superhero doodle * '''Otis:''' Uh yeah, right, right. * '''Pizza Dude 2#:''' Awesome costume bro. Gotta get a snapo of the superdude that saved us. * '''Pip:''' Don't forget us. We help too! * '''Tigger, Cosmo and Linclon:''' Yep, that's right! * '''Pizza Dude 2#:''' Whoa a sidekick with the power to super shrink! And a costume lepercaun, tiger and kid with white hair. * '''Pizza Dude 1#:''' Yea, side-shrink. * '''Heroes:''' Work for me. * '''Pizza Dude 1#:''' What your name, dude? * '''Otis:''' I'm Cowman. * '''Tigger:''' I'm The Masked Offender. * '''Cosmo:''' I'm Super-Not Cosmo. *'''Lincoln:''' I'm Ace Savy. * '''Pip:''' And I'm Ratboy. * '''Pizza Dude 2#:''' Awesome. (Takes a picture of the heroes) (Back at the Barnyard) * '''Otis:''' In your faces, people. We are superheroes, we just performed a daring rescue. * '''Pip:''' And got free pizza. * '''Tigger:''' Yeah, you should see what we did. * '''Lincoln:''' We were awesome. * '''Cosmo:''' Yeah, I use my power and.. * '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Ok, what? Cosmo, you don't have powers. * '''Timmy Turner:''' You know, Cosmo. He always talks or does stupid things. * '''Otis:''' Any who, we were totally amazing out there. * '''Abby:''' We know, guys, it's so excitin'. * '''Otis:''' You know? * '''Scruffy:''' Yeah. The news has been talking about it for the past hour. (They watching Hilly Burford on the TV) * '''Hilly Burford:''' And looks like the county has own group of superheroes. A group dressed in animal or flying man suit calling themselves "Cowman", "Super-Not Cosmo", "Ace Savy" and "The Mask Offender". * '''Pip:''' And Ratboy. They never say Ratboy. (Squeaks) * '''Otis:''' This is awesome! We're famous! * '''Lincoln:''' So awesome in fact, we want the rest of you to join us as a team of superheroes. * '''Bessie:''' Yeah I'll do that right after, never. * '''Scruffy:''' I agree with Bessie. * '''Lori:''' It will probably be boring anyway! * '''Luan:''' Don't you mean "Super" boring (laughs) Get it? But seriously, I don't to do this. * '''Lucy:''' No way I'm doing that either. * '''Pip:''' Ah come on, fellas. We designed costumes for everyone. * '''Olivia:''' Easy peasy, all we need to do is actually have superpowers. Too bad they're only in movies. * '''Andrea:''' Maybe they're on to something. The county needs us. * -What do you mean? * '''Andrea:''' You know, like in the movies. Moltown has Giggle Girl with the power to make villains ticklish; Central City has Mushroom Man who turns criminals into fungus. We could be a new team of local superheroes. Daring rescues, adoring fans everywhere we go. * '''Emma:''' Turning criminals into cheese! * -Why cheese? * '''Emma:''' What? I like cheese. * '''Stephanie:''' So, we'd be like superheroes, but without any powers, or weapons, or cheese. * '''Pip:''' Something like that. * '''Otis:''' Together we can combat evil as "The Justice Brood". * '''Pig:''' Ah, no way this tights will attenuate my love handles! * '''Pip:''' Dude your 90% love handles. Your face is love handles. * '''Pig:''' Can't I wear a poncho or something? * '''Lisa:''' And besides, what kind of crime could happen in the county? * '''Hilly Burford:''' Attention this just in a daring bank robbery has taken place the suspect was last scene heading south on Route One. * '''Otis:''' All right. (Farmer woke up. Everyone hid from the window) * '''Otis:''' There's a robbery right near hear! We can totally nail this crook! * '''Bessie:''' Let me think about it, no! *'''Freddy:''' I'm allergic to bank robbers! * '''Bessie:''' Well that's the first time i agreed with the freaky mongoose or whatever he is. *'''Phineas Flynn:''' Well me and Ferb was a giant superhero called the Beak and we did fight a super villain once. But, we did that for fun. *'''Ferb Fletcher:''' And for the laides. *'''Candace Flynn:''' Yeah, no way. *'''Jeremy Johnson:''' Yeah, me niether. *'''Lynn:''' Sounds tempting, but no. * '''Otis:''' Ok fine. You know what, more crime fighting for us, whiners! Come on guys, justice isn't going to serve itself. * '''Tigger:''' Later, guys. *'''Cosmo:''' See ya when we come back with more glory. *'''Wanda:''' Nobody likes a showoff. (Cut to Mrs. Beady's house) * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Nathan, its that cow and his friends from next door whose making fun of me! * '''Mr. Beady:''' Flight control your losing your mind your going down pull up pull up! * '''Pip: '''(sees the crook coming) Its the perp. * '''Tigger:''' Ok, how do we stop him? * '''Cosmo:''' Hey maybe we can use Super-Not Cosmo Sub? * '''Lincoln:''' How would that works since we are no where near water? * '''Cosmo:''' Right. * '''Otis:''' Leave that to me old chums. Super lacto power, lactivate! (Sprays milk all over the road and the robber spinned out of control) You're coming with us, stinksack! * '''Robber:''' Hey, your that Cowman, Masked Offender, Ace Savy and Super-Not from the TV! You guys'll never take me alive! * '''Otis:''' Yes we will! * '''Robber:''' No, guys'll won’t! * '''Otis:''' Will too! * '''Robber:''' Nuh-uh! * '''Otis:''' A yeah-huh! * '''Robber:''' Nun-uh! * '''Otis:''' You might turn your self in now. * '''Pip:''' Otis, I mean, Cowman, wait for us. * '''Lincoln:''' Yeah, slow down! (The robber breaks in Mrs. beady's house) * '''Mrs. Beady:''' (screams) Nathan the crook from TV broke our door in! * '''Mr. Beady:''' Your mad, gal. Just on of those salesman, they're getting bold. * '''Robber:''' Quiet lady, Cowman and his sidekicks are on my tail. * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Cowman and his sidekicks? Tell me everything. * '''Otis:''' Cant' let him hurt Mrs.Beady. Then again. Nah better stop him. Cosmo you' ll come in with me! * '''Cosmo:''' Got it! * '''Otis:''' It is us, the Udder Advenger. We're justice Incownate. We are...(Whacked in the head) Sleepy. (faints) * '''Cosmo:''' I'm feel funny. (faints) * '''Robber: '''(laughing) Thanks for the help lady. Now I'm out of here. * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Not so fast. You're in this with me, so get back inside! (Another man comes in) * '''???:''' Wait just a minute! * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Who are you? * '''Denzel Crocker:''' I'm Denzel Crocker. I have a employer who could make you very rich and all I need is that green looking one right there. So, you interested. * '''Mrs. Beady: '''Hmmm, if you help me exposed this surperhero, you got yourself a deal! * '''Denzel Crocker: '''Very well then. * '''Pip:''' Holy steak and eggs. * '''Lincoln:''' We need reinforcements! * '''Tigger:''' Back to the barn! (They head back to warn everyone) * '''Pip:''' Guys! * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Hey, what's the matter guys? * -You look like you need help. * '''Pip:''' We do need help! *'''Tigger:''' Mrs. Beady got Otis and Cosmo tied up. *'''Lincoln:''' And she's being aided by the bank robber and some crazy teacher. *'''Timmy Turner:''' Does this teacher look middle aged, has a hump, and might have an obession with fairies? *-Yes? * '''Timmy Turner:''' What?! Crocker is here!?! * '''Piglet:''' What?! * '''Rabbit:''' What?! * '''Eeyore:''' Huh?! * '''Timmy Turner:''' What?! * '''CJ:''' What? * '''Mia: '''What?! * '''Loud Sisters:''' What!?! * '''Scruffy:''' What? * '''Olive Doyle: '''What? * '''Phineas Flynn, Isabella, Burford, and Baljeet:''' What!? * '''Candace Flynn:''' What? * '''Fireside Girls:''' What? * '''Katie Knight:''' What?! * '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Wait, what!? * '''Timmy Turner:''' If they unmasked them, not only everyone will know animals and walk and talk but I'll lose my fairies forever. * '''Holly:''' We can't let that happen. * '''Tigger:''' This wasn't suppose to be part of the plan. * '''Bessie:''' I knew you and the dynamic dofus would mess things up. * '''Pig:''' Ah poor, Otis and Cosmo. I wish we could help them. * '''Abby:''' Maybe we can, Pig. Maybe... we... can. * '''Pig:''' You're scaring me. * '''Lynn:''' Yeah. More than Lucy usually. * '''Lucy:''' Sigh. It's just how I move through the universe. You wouldn't understand. * '''Timmy Turner:''' First we need costumes to cover our identities. * '''Phineas Flynn:''' Perry, do you still have the projector that we use to be superheroes? * '''Perry:''' (chatters) * '''Phineas Flynn:''' Perfect. * '''Cadence Flynn:''' Well, that covers that. * '''Scruffy:''' So, now all we need is a plan. * '''Lincoln:''' I'm already did.''' '''Guys, huddle up. (Everyone huddles up while Lincoln tells his plan)
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