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=== ''The Beginning'' === (The scene opens up with Pip and Otis sun-bathing. A chicken comes in with a complaint) * '''Chicken:''' Otis, you have to do something. Pig is stinking up the barnyard again. * '''Otis:''' Well you know, it tricky to do me. Look I'm not really into stink either. When you way stink scale with confertation... * '''Chicken:''' Oh, honestly Otis. Sometimes your so...mild manner. (leaves) * '''Otis:''' She bought it. Ready for action, Chum? * '''Pip:''' Dude, I'm always ready. (They head for a shack and changed into their costumes) * '''Peck:''' Ah, there's nothing like a nice, relaxing game of... (Freddy and Peck got hit by Cowman's garage door, Otis and Pip drove off. Cuts to Pig) * '''Pig:''' Stunky, Stunky. I love my Stunky. Oh, you getting brush don't ya? You are so... (He heard a noise) Who's there? * '''Otis:''' I'm your worst nightmare dirtbag. I'm Cowman. * '''Pip:''' And I'm his sidekick, Ratboy. * '''Pig:''' Oh come Otis. Not this stupid hero thing again. * '''Otis''': That skunk will smell sweeter once its has a whiff of my "Cow-Gas".(sprays it at Stunky and in Pig's eyes) * '''Pig:''' Ah lemony fresh scent! It burns, It burns. (runs into the door and is crushed by ahaystack and another cow) * '''Pip:''' Ha Ha, foiled again! (Tigger, Cosmo, and Lincoln comes in) * '''Tigger:''' Hey Otis, what are you doing? * '''Otis:''' Oh I am not this "Otis", I am... Cowman... * '''Pip:''' And Ratboy.. * '''Otis and Pip:''' Superheroes! * '''Cosmo:''' Wow, you guys are superheroes? * '''Otis:''' Yep! Possibly the best heroes in the county area. *'''Lincoln:''' Cool! May we join you two being superheroes too? * '''Otis:''' Well, I don't see why not. * '''Pip: '''But, what are your superhero names? * '''Tigger:''' Just call me The Mask Offender! * '''Cosmo:''' And Super-No Cosmo! *'''Lincoln:''' Call me Savy. Ace Savy. *'''Otis:''' Cool ones! Welcome aborad to the Superhero team! * '''Pip:''' Yeah! (He hears something) Cowman, my super rat hearing is detecting more evil. * '''Otis:''' Your ears are our strongest ally! Cowman.., * '''Tigger:''' Masked Offender... * '''Cosmo:''' Super-Not Cosmo... *'''Lincoln:''' Ace Savy... * '''Pip:''' And Ratboy... * '''Everyone:''' Away! (Outside, some of our heroes our exercising with Abby and Bessie) * '''Bessie:''' Oh, this is just fantastic! Let's do hand pulling next and then we can poke ourselves with pins! * '''Sunset Shimmer:''' I'm getting tired! * '''Scruffy:''' Me too. * '''Lucy:''' I can't believe we were talked into doing this. * '''Timmy Turner:''' I can't believe you signed me up for this, Abby! * Abby: Oh, quit whinning. * CJ: Yeah, got to lose all that all fat one way or another. * -Plus, think how much it will be worth later on. * '''Mia:''' As they say, "No pain, No gain" * -But it can it exhausting. * '''Mindy:''' How much longer do we have to do this? * '''Isabella:''' Just 2 more minute girls, and we'll have our Jazz-ercise patches. * '''Wanda:''' How come your not tired, Abby? * '''Leni:''' Yeah, can't you slow down? * '''Abby:''' Sorry, guys, but jazz-ercise doesn't keep in shape unless you do it crazy fast! Like me! (going fast) * '''Lynn:''' There is no way we can go that fast. * '''Luna:''' Well at least it's almost over (Suddenly, Otis ropes the radio) * '''Otis:''' You can dance, but you can’t hide! * '''Abby:''' Cowman. NOOOO! (Otis pulls the radio away, but it hits the mill, and wheat lands on the group) * '''Otis''': Uh... Just as Cowman planned! * '''Pip:''' No, you said we were gonna come in and... * '''Otis:''' Just as Cowman planned! (moos) * '''Pip:''' (moos) * '''Otis:''' No I just say moo. * '''Pip:''' Oh, Okay. (squeaks) * -Well, I'm plan to kick your sorry butts soon * -Same here. * '''Wanda: '''Yeah,''' '''when I get out of this, you're gonna get it Cosmo! * '''Cadence Flynn:''' Yeah, you five are going down! Down, down, down! * '''Timmy Turner:''' Yeah, Cosmo. I'll destroy you for this! * '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Same goes for you too Tigger! * '''Luna:''' And you too Lincoln! * '''Tigger:''' Make a break for it! * '''Cosmo:''' To the Non-Cosmo Mobile! (Heroes retreated. Later, Mrs. Beady sees Otis and the heroes driving off) * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Nathan! (Mr. Beady wakes up) That cow next door is acting crazy again! * '''Mr. Beady:''' You know crazy! (drinks his soda) * '''Pip:''' Cowman! Mrs. Beady is spying on us again! * '''Otis:''' Deploy the cow-maflauge! * '''Pip:''' Yea..,what? * '''Otis: '''It’s the balloon with the ink in it. * '''Pip:''' Ok. * '''Cosmo:''' And I know what we can use to launch it! (brings out a catapult) * '''Lincoln: '''Perfect. * '''Pip:''' Ok, that will work. So, balloon with ink away! * '''Mrs. Beady:''' I'll show you mister Lump. I'll get cow and his friends on videotape and I'll... (A balloon is thrown at her) Maybe I'll get a wash going. (Everyone else comes in injured and angry) * '''Everyone:''' Otis!!! * '''Otis:''' No need to thank us! (moos) * '''Jeremy Johnson:''' Actually we have a different reason to talk to you. * '''Peck:''' Otis, we are so sick of this stupid game of yours. * '''Rabbit:''' Tigger, didn't you learn anything the last time you were The Mask Offender? * '''Timmy Turner:''' Did you learn anything either, Cosmo? * '''Wanda:''' Yeah, you almost covered Dimmsdale with lava and water the last time you were a superhero! * '''Timmy Turner:''' And don't forget a mad killing cat! * '''Lola:''' And were so tired of you playing as that stupid comic book hero, Lincoln! * '''Lincoln:''' Ace Savy is not stupid! *'''Lynn: '''What ever Lincoln, this is got to to stop. *'''Baljeet:''' Someone could have gotten really hurt. *'''CJ:''' Mostly us! *'''Adyson:''' Yeah and it's really annoying. *'''Lori:''' You guys better stop this right now or we pulverize all of you. * '''Bessie:''' Yeah, I hope you're faster than a speed butt whooping! * '''Otis:''' Whoa, citizen no likey the heroes. * '''Abby:''' Now you listen, Otis. Your idea of fighting evil around the barnyard by becoming superheroes is just plain... * '''Freddy:''' Dumb! D...U...M...N...7...L! Dumb! * '''Pip:''' Dude, there's no L in Dumb7! * '''Lincoln:''' And there's no 7 or N in dumb either! * '''Pig:''' You five are the worst superheroes ever! * '''Otis:''' Oh, hey, excuse me everyone. We're awesome superheroes! We got cool costumes, wicked catchphrases... * '''Cosmo:''' Cool rides... * '''Tigger:''' Cool adventures to go on... * '''Pip:''' And ingenues devices like Otis' bov-errang! Show him Otis! * '''Otis:''' Check it out! (Otis throws the boomerang and hits Peck) * '''Peck:''' I...I can't feel my legs! * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Hey guys, what's u...(The honey pot he's carrying spilled on the ground) Oh, Bother. * '''Otis:''' Uh, Just put some ice on your toes and also glue the pot together and these should retur...To our vehicles! (The heroes tip toed away)
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