Editing Cow's Night Out/Transcript (section)

== The Middle ==
(At Mrs. Beady's House, Otis, Shimmer, and Timmy sees the Jersey Cows hiding in the bushes)
* '''Otis:''' Yo, guys. We ditch the nerd herd. So, what's up? Something way cool no doubt.
* '''Eddy:''' Too cool for your dorky butts.
* '''Otis:''' Guys, guys. Otis is back and I'm aching for some pranking.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Yeah, what he said.
* '''Eddy:''' Alright. But hold on to your udders. Things are about to get wild.

(Igg sneaks up to the door and rings the bell and hides)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, I hope it's the anti cow gear I ord---(sees nobody's there) Oh I'm on to you Mr. Ding Dong Ditch. (Closed the door as the Jersey Cows laugh)
* '''Eddy:''' Hysterically classic.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' That's it? A ding dong ditch? That's the lamest prank ever.
* '''Eddy:''' You think you guys could do better?
* '''Otis:''' Watch and learn. (rings the doorbell)

* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Alright, whoever you are. I have a rolling pin and I know how to use it. (answers it)
* '''Otis:''' (disguised as a popcorn salesman) Good evening mam. I'm Popcorn King Overstockmiser, popcorniest popcorn king west of the Rockies.  And you just won a lifetime supply of my world famous popping corn. Ha-ha.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh. Thank you, but popcorn gets stuck in my teeth. So the thing is---
* '''Otis:''' Well, I hope have as much teeth as there is steam in your gullet. Cause I got 300 pounds of corn with your name on it. Back the truck up, boys.
* '''Sunset Shimmer and Timmy Turner:''' Yes, boss. (hands Otis a couple of barrels)
* '''Otis:''' Oh, look is that a talking animal?
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' What? Where?

(Otis raised the temperature to high)
* '''Otis:''' I'm just kidding. Animals can't talk. Well I'm off to bring life joy to others. You’re not the only peach in the barrel. Goodbye. (leaves)

* '''Eddy:''' That's it? You gave her corn?
* '''Igg:''' You're even lamer than we thought.
* '''Bud:''' Yeah, huh. Lame.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Oh really?
* '''Otis:''' 3....2....1.

(Suddenly popcorn flooded Mrs. Beady's house)
*'''Mr. Beady:''' Whee.
* '''Eddy:''' They are back, baby!

(The Jersey cows started cheering for them. Soon after, they started playing pranks on the whole town.)
* '''Eddy:''' That was pure genius.
* '''Igg:''' Even my cud's laughing.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' This was nothing.
* '''Otis:''' Guys, we are just getting started.

(Suddenly a cop car pulls up)
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Cops!
* '''Otis:''' Ok, guys, here's our story. We're actors in cow suits promoting Milk Go Awareness Month. Guys?

* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' They're gone!
* '''Timmy Turner:''' We been ditched!
* '''Officer Fred:''' All right, you three! Step into the light where I can see you!
* '''Otis:''' Uh, sure, officer. (sprays milk in the officer's eyes)
* '''Officer Fred:''' Hey! They got to be around here some-(steps on his glasses) Oh come on!
* '''Otis:''' Oh no, you’re glasses. I think they're broken.
* '''Officer Fred:''' A funny guy, huh? Well, you know what else is funny? These new heat seeking tasers!
* '''Otis:''' Ok, wait before you--(gets shocked) Good night! (faints)
* '''Officer Fred:''' You two got something to say?
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' We'll be in the car.

(Back at the barnyard)
* '''Abby:''' The nerve of those guys calling us lamos.
* '''Cosmo: '''I know. Oooh, a nickel. Mine!
* '''Eeyore: '''It figures.
* '''Pip:''' Yeah, we do lots of cool things.
* '''Pig:''' Who’s up for hand shadows? (does a bird)
* '''Pip:''' Lamo.
* '''Tigger: '''Hey, look, there's those Jersey cows. 
* '''Eddy:''' (laughs) Hey, did you see the look on those guys' faces when that cop cuff them?
* '''Igg:''' I thought I was gonna bust an udder.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Oh no. Our friends got arrested.
* '''Piglet: '''Oh d-d-dear.
* '''Wanda:''' Serves them right.
* '''Rabbit:''' This is no time to be right. We got to save them.
* '''Abby:''' But what are we going to do?
* '''Pig:''' Um, pinch them back?
* '''Pip:''' Lamo.
* '''Pig:''' You are.
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