Editing Cow's Night Out/Transcript (section)

== The Beginning ==
(The scene begins with Otis going through the Corn field) 
* '''Otis:''' [Screaming] Scuba Diver! Businessman! Fairy Princess! They're terrifying! They're... Actually, those are the lamest scarecrows I've ever seen. 
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Yeah, and I was once a scarecrow before.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Come on. Can't you guys do better than this?
* '''Peck:''' Ok, guys. Those were just practice. Freddy? 
* '''Freddy:''' [Voice] Yeah?
* '''Peck:''' Show then the real scarecrow now. 
* '''Freddy:''' It's so scary I can barely look. (pokes himself with a needle) Ow. 
* '''Otis:''' It better be. Those crows have grown really aggressive lately. 
* '''Timmy Turner:''' What did you except? They're French Canadian crows. They're always aggressive.

(Flashback to Duke being chased by the crows on a tractor)
* '''Crow (scarf):''' You can run, but you can't hide sheep dog!
* '''Crow:''' We are your worst nightmare. French Canadian crows with anger issues!
* '''Crow (hat):''' Throw more corn at him!

(The crows throws corn at Duke and they laugh)
* '''Crow (scarf):''' We laugh at your pain.
* '''Crows:''' Quebec! Quebec! Quebec!

(Back to the present)
* '''Otis:''' (shutters)
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Don't worry. Hopefully these new scarecrows will send them packing.
* '''Freddy:''' Behold, the scariest scarecrow costume ever conceived. (holds up a bunny costume)
* '''Peck:''' Ta-da!
* '''Otis:''' A bunny suit?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' How is a bunny scary?
* '''Freddy:''' Bunnies are terrifying! With the nasty pertuing teeth and their horrible pink noses.
* '''Peck:''' Like the devil's own nose.
* '''Freddy:''' Here. See for yourself. (He puts the costume on Otis)
* '''Otis:''' Guys, please. The last thing I need is for someone to see me---

(Suddenly the Jersey Cows comes from behind and starts laughing at Otis)
* '''Eddy:''' Hey, look at Teether Cotton Tail!
* '''Otis:''' Jersey Cows, there's a good explanation for this.
* '''Eddy:''' Yeah, your ballerina costume is in the cleaners. Man, O-tis, you and those 2 kids used to be the coolest guys in the county. Now look at yourselves. You gone soft.
* '''Bud:''' Yeah, soft.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' We have not gone soft!
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' We still got what it takes.
* '''Otis:''' Yeah. We're cooler than....a cool breeze....of...coolness.
* '''Igg:''' Says the guy with the floppy ears over here.
* '''Otis:''' [Screaming] 
* '''Eddy:''' What a waste! You 3 lost it when you started hanging with those banryard lamos.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Hey, you take that back.
* '''Otis:''' What, she said. They are not lamos.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' I bet our friends are going to something totally cool. 

(Pig comes in)
* '''Pig:''' Hey, guys. I learn how to juggle. (tries and misses) Nail it.
* '''Abby:''' Guys, y’all ready to bringing it in tonight's bingo game? Nothing gets the blood chruning like bingo.

(The Jersey Cows leaves laughing)

* '''Eddy:''' See you around, Lame-O-tis!
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' (sighs)

(Later that night, at the bingo game)
* '''Everett:''' I, 21 (wheezing)
* '''Otis:''' (sighs)
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' I'm so bored.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' I know.

(All 3 looks around and sees Abby sluring, Pig digging in his ear, and Duke chewing on a chew toy)
* '''Everett:''' N (wheezing) 36.
* '''Otis:''' Pip, please, please tell me you’re not playing Bingo.
* '''Pip:''' You kidding me? I would be caught dead playing bingo.
* '''Otis:''' Thank you.
* '''Pip:''' Yeah.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' So what are you playing?
* '''Pip:''' I'm playing video checkers. Aha, King me sucker.
* '''Otis:''' Ow. What are we doing here?

(All 3 gets even more annoyned)
* '''Otis:''' Ahhh, I can't take it anymore!
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' What's the problem, Otis?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' The problem is we lost our coolness.
* '''Cosmo:''' Come on, Timmy. We can cool.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Playin bingo isn't cool.
* '''Otis:''' We used to be cool. We should be out kicking it with the Jersey Cows not playing old ladies games with you-you...lamos!

(Everyone gasps)
* '''Rabbit:''' How could you guys?
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' He didn't mean that. He just lost it.
* '''Eeyore:''' Well, that wasn't really nice. 
* '''Otis:''' Come on, guys. Let's go.
* '''Rabbit:''' Oh dear. Mercy me.
* '''Piglet:''' Oh dear Mercy me too.
* '''Pig:''' We're not lamos. (kept digging in his ear) Uh oh.
* '''Pip:''' Dude, I think you hit brain.
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