Editing Cow's Best Friend/Transcript (section)

=== ''The Middle'' ===
(Otis and Pip are hiding from Duke)
* '''Otis:''' I think we lost him!
* '''Pip:''' It's about time!
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Why are you hiding, don't you like Duke appreciating you?
* '''Lincoln: '''He just show his love to you.
* '''Leni: '''Yeah, how could you pass up that?
* '''Otis:''' I know the guy means well, but he's driving me nuts.
* '''Pip:''' That guy is total nusiance.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' I know how that feels.
* '''Lucy''': Well as long as your behind here, he won't find you.
* '''Duke:''' Oh Otis?
* '''Pip:''' Over here!
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Quiet!
* '''Duke:''' Hey, Otis! (barks) I brought you some lunch and those Pepe the mouse comics books Pip says you love so much.
* '''Sunset Shimmer''': Pip!
* '''Duke:''' I gotta so much stuff for ya.
* '''Otis:''' Duke, you're too kind. But this is not necessary, ya know.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Maybe you should take a break.
(The Otis take a sandwich)
* '''Otis:''' What in this sandwich?
* '''Duke:''' Otis has veggie salami. I pre-chewed it so you wouldn't waste precious jaw energy.
* '''Otis:''' You pre-chew this in my mouth?
* '''Duke:''' Mmm, hmm.
* '''Lincoln:''' So your mouth is now is Otis's mouth, right?
* '''Duke:''' Nice taste, huh?
(Otis spit out the sandwich and ran to the field)
* '''Otis: '''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! SPIT SANDWICH!!! (starting licking the grass)
* '''Bessie:''' Well, I'm done.
* '''Abby:''' Otis, what are you doing?
* '''Otis:''' Duke, is driving me, nuts. (creapy laugh)
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Otis saved Duke's life and he can't stand him ''helping".''
* '''Luna:''' So far is interrupting our practices and saliva sandwiches. And Pip's is using it to his advantage also.
* '''Buford:''' So, any advice for Otis, ladies?
* '''Abby:''' Well, Otis just have to be honest with him. Friends appreciate honesty.
* '''Otis:''' So you think I should fake a life-threatening situation so Duke will save me, and then we'll be even, then he'll leave us alone. I will dot it!
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Good Idea.
* '''Lori:''' Thanks for your help
* '''Tigger:''' TTFN. Ta-ta for now.
* '''Bessie:''' They're gone, but you can still smell the stupid.
(Cuts to Pig hiding behind a rock)
* '''Pig:''' The clam is on the escalator.
* '''Otis:''' Excuse me?
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' What did you say?
* '''Pig:''' It's code, the ''clam'' is Duke, see.
* '''Leni:''' So, Duke is on a escalator up here?
* '''Pip:''' Dude, I'm pretty sure dogs aren't allowed on escalators.
* '''Otis:''' What, did the clam sneak him in?
* '''Pip:''' Maybe a seeing-eyed dog for the clam.
* '''Pig:''' Oh, for snout's sake, Duke is coming.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Why didn't you say that in the first place?
(Duke comes in)
* '''Duke:''' Hey, Otis just came by to see if you needed...(sees Otis choking)
* '''Pig:''' Oh, no. Otis seems to be choking on a apple.
* '''Pip:''' Only you can help him, Duke.
* '''Duke:''' I'll save you buddy.
* '''Scruffy:''' Uh, Duke are you doing it right?
* '''Wanda:''' It doesn't look it where we're standing.
* '''Pig:''' Yeah. I'm pretty sure your supposed to do that from the other side.
* '''Duke:''' Don't worry, don't worry, I'm a trained professional.
* '''Lisa:''' Well, a trained professional would be known that a should do the Heimlich maneuver from--
(Otis spits out an apple but lands in Duke's mouth and starts to choke)
* '''Lisa:''' Nevermind.
* '''Otis:''' You have got to be kidding me. (Duke spits out the apple)
* '''Duke:''' You save my life again. Boy, if you thought I was devote to you guys before you haven't nothing yet.
(Otis whimpering)
* '''Duke:''' I know saving a life is every emotional. You can wipe your on me if you want.
* '''Lori:''' Well that was a bust.
* '''Lisa:''' Now what?
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Plan B!
(Cut to Plan B)
* '''Pig:''' Pst, I'm not wearing any pants.
* '''Otis:''' What's that code for?
* '''Pig:''' That wasn't the a code, I just felt like sharing.
* '''Tigger:''' How are you sharing? You don't wear pants.
* '''Pig:''' Oh nevermind. Hey, look, here comes Duke.
* '''Otis:''' Help, help. I'm a large cow who is drowning, won't someone save me?
* '''Duke:''' Otis, don't worry, stay there, I'll save you. (jumps to the lake, but started struggling) Help, help, I just, I can't swim!
* '''Rabbit:''' You can't swim?!?
* '''Otis:''' What about the doggy paddle?
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' I thought you learn about that?
* '''Olive Doyle: '''Yeah, didn't you learn it when you were a puppy.
* '''Duke:''' I never learned it...(drowns)
* '''Pip:''' And... He's down.
(Otis drags Duke to shore)
* '''Pip:''' Otis, he needs mouth to mouth.
* '''Olive Doyle:''' And you're about the only one who can do it. Since you're an animal.
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, well, I already ate his spit once, so one of you guys hop on that.
* '''Tigger:''' Yuck!
* '''Pip:''' My mouth to small.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' I'm not putting my mouth on a dog.
* '''Lana:''' I'll do it.
* '''Lisa:''' Don't even think about. You just had your shots.
* '''Candace Flynn:''' Not these lips.
* '''Burford:''' I haven't brushed today.
* '''Baljeet:''' I have something in my teeth.
* '''Pig:''' And I'm saving myself for that special someone.
* '''Otis:''' (Groans) Ok... (Inhales) Dog lips.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' That's gonna haunt me.
* '''Lucy:''' So will mine. And I like to have haunting dreams.