Editing Clan of the Cave Cow/Transcript (section)

== The Middle ==
(At the Learning Hutch)
* '''Dr. Matt:''' Me human, you cave cow. Cave...cow. Speak, speak, why won’t you speak again?!?!
* '''Beverly:''' Oh, he’s shy. By the way, I need Wednesday off.
* '''Otis:''' (to himself) Careful, Otis. These guys are crazy. Just play dumb and everyone gets out alive.
* '''Dr. Matt:''' It’s no use. (sighs) I guess we bought all these tasty reward treats for nothing. (pulls out kabob)
* '''Otis’ stomach:''' Treats?!?! We love treats! Say some words quick!
* '''Otis:''' (to himself) Quiet stomach, that’ll get us expose.
* '''Otis' stomach:''' Oh, expose. I’m so scared. Take the stupid treat!
* '''Otis:''' (to himself) Oh alright. But we do it my way. (growls) Me cave cow….me want treat.
* '''Dr. Matt:''' He speaks! Quick, Beverly, give him a treat.
* '''Beverly:''' Here you go cave cow.
* '''Otis:''' (eats it) Treat good.
* '''Dr. Matt:''' Keep talking you glorious brute.
* '''Otis:''' Me want...large grape soda pop.
* '''Dr. Matt:''' I thought you might. Here. (gives him soda) 
* '''Otis:''' Me also want large side of nachos.
* '''Dr. Matt:''' Here
* '''Otis:''' Oh and sport bloopers on glowing picture box
* '''Dr. Matt:''' You got it, big guy. I’m going to be famous!
* '''Otis' stomach:''' I told you this was a good idea. Now let’s talk about your stock pro-folio.
(Back at the barn, the cave cow finishes painting a picture of him buffalo hunting)
* '''Peck:''' What’s Otis doing?
* '''Pig:''' I think he want’s us to play ''Name that Picture''. Is it a movie?
* '''Pip:''' One syllable
* '''Freddy:''' A Clam for Sister Susan
* '''Peck:''' Going With The Yogurts
* '''Pig:''' Sunday In The Park With Fester
* '''Abby:''' Guys, please, you’re upsetting Otis. You’re gonna set his recovery back.
* '''Pip:''' I don’t think he’s getting any better
* '''Abby:''' Why sure he is. Since his accident, Otis has been a new cow. He’s exciting, spontaneous and unafra--(bonked on the head) Will you stop doing that!?!
* '''Pip:''' (sees a truck pull up) Guys, the farmer! He’s back from his lodge convention.
* '''Farmer:''' Bye, fellas. (howls)
(The cow sees the farmer and think he's a real buffalo. So he sharpens his stake with his teeth and heads out) 
* '''Pip:''' Dude, what are you--(squished)
(The farmers sees the cow and runs for his life)
* -What is Otis doing?!?!
* -He’s attacking the farmer! And on two legs no doubt!
* -It’s like he a hunter. Like some prehistoric cave cow.
* -Wait a minute! Guys, remember a few months ago, we took a class with that professor at the learning hutch?
* -You mean that professor who doesn’t wear underwear?
* -And he has a beautiful assistant who wants to party?
* -Yeah. He said that there was once a missing link between humans and barnyard animals.
* -What does that have to do with anything?
* -What if they found that certain cave cow but they accidentally took Otis instead and think he’s that certain link?
* -So that means, the one we brought back with us is---?
* -A real cave cow!
* '''Piglet:''' Whatever will we do!
* -Ok, he’s what we do. Half of us will keep that cow from eating the farmer. The rest of us, find our Otis at the learning hutch.
(Back at the learning hutch)
* '''Otis:''' (watching football) Football man break ankle. Need refill!
* '''Dr. Matt:''' Of course my primitive friend. But first, I need more data. Tell me all about yourself.
* '''Otis:''' Oh, um, well, many moons me live in cave
* '''Dr. Matt:''' Really?
* '''Otis:''' Then, um.  Me reach awkward age and start high school
* '''Dr. Matt:''' Fascinating. And at this high school, did you ever encounter...This! (pulls out picture of a donkey dinosaur)
* '''Otis:''' No.
* '''Beverly:''' That’s weird, doctor. I thought donkeysaurus reptillcanis was the cave cow’s only natural enemy. 
* '''Otis:''' Oh then. Ahhh..fear. Whatever. Can cave cow have more pizza?
* '''Dr. Matt:''' Get me more pizza, Beverly! We got to keep the beast talking. Do you want anchovies? 
* '''Otis:''' (shocked and growls no) Man this is sweet.