Editing Chez Pig/Transcript (section)

=== ''The Middle'' ===
(The Next Morning)
* '''Otis:''' Lincoln, Hamilton, Lincoln... Oh-ho, hello, Mr. Franklin. Hey, guys, this is enough for a hot tub and a Platinum Hoof Scraper.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' So, how much money we had here?
* '''Cosmo:''' $10,100,346.
* '''Wanda:''' Wow, Cosmo. I can't believe it that you know that.
* '''Adyson:''' Usually, it's our brainiacs coming up with this much.
* '''Baljeet:''' Sure, not everyone is a genius.
* '''Olive Doyle:''' Yeah, did he solve how fixed world hunger, brought world peace, or even help Pooh won't get attack from bees. I think not.
* '''Burford:''' And they wonder why they're the ones getting bullied all the time.
* '''Eeyore:''' True.
* '''Winnie the Pooh: '''Quick, Cosmo, say something else smart.
* '''Cosmo:''' I love monkeys!
* '''Wanda:''' And we're back.
* '''Eeyore:''' It figures.
* '''Otis:''' That's right answer. That means we'll buy anything we want.
* '''Pig:''' Oh, that's great, now we can close the restaurant.
* '''Otis:''' Whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean close the restaurant? What have you been bathing in failure juice?
* '''Pig:''' Well wasn't that the plan?
* '''Otis:''' The only plan we need is where we going to put the 14 surround sound home theater after we haul in more greens!
* '''Pip:''' Yeah, don't forget the highlight court.
* '''Duke:''' And the burn treatment center.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' And my new guitar.
* '''Cosmo:''' And my meat pockets.
* '''Otis:''' Hoo-Hoo, the sky the limit. Then we buy the sky and use it as advertising space!
(Everyone cheering. But Pig feeling a little guilty)
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' You okay, Pig?
* '''Pig:''' What, yeah I'm fine.
* '''Tigger:''' Poor Pig.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Don't worry about it Pig. I'm sure Otis will keep his promise about one more night of selling your pies.
* '''Lincoln:''' Yeah, I'm sure this will all end tonight.
* '''Narrator:''' ''3 weeks later...''
(That morning)
* '''Otis:''' Oh, hey, guys, guys, guys, listen up, gather 'round. I have amazing news.
* '''Pig:''' Oh, excuse me, I'd like to say something first.
* '''Otis:''' Oh, yeah, yeah, just one second, Pig, one second.
* '''Pig:''' No, no, this is more important.
* '''Otis:''' Oh, Pig, please. I just got a letter saying The Max Fripplehoot is coming here tonight.
(Everyone was surprised)
* '''Peck:''' The founder of J.T. Fripplehoots?!
* '''Freddy:''' I love their theme song!

:'''[Freddy]'''
::''It's your birthday make a mess, ''
::''it's your birth....''

* '''Freddy:''' The birthday song has driven other songs from my brain!
* -Believe me. We been there before.
* -Like, the Fenton song.
* '''Lily:''' Fa fa.
* '''Cosmo:''' Well, I got one that will help you.
* '''Wanda:''' Please isn't the "The Tractor Song"?

:'''[Cosmo]'''
::''Tractor, better a actor, ''
::''Tractor, it's ladit to you.''

* '''Wanda:''' (Sighs)
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Well, that's worst entertainment of my life.
* '''Ferb Fletcher:''' Same here, Timmy.
* '''Buford:''' Yeah, I rather listen to Baljeet talking about mathematics.
* '''Lynn:''' Well I would also rather listen to one of Lisa's lecture.
* '''Scruffy:''' I think Freddy needs a new song.
* '''Tigger:''' And a new brain to go with it.
* '''Pig:''' Otis, I think you should hear what....
* '''Otis:''' One second, Fripplehoot says if our pie is as good as he heard, he will by the recipe for a million bagillion dollars!
(Everyone was surprised)
* '''Leni:''' He'll actually give us all that money? How cool is that.
* '''Katie:''' Is that even a real number?
* '''Baljeet:''' I am not sure.
* '''Milly:''' Who cares? We're gonna be swimming in riches!
* '''Pig:''' Otis, can I talk now?
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, all you, buddy.
* '''Pig:''' Thank you so much. Everyone I like you all to know, how can I put this? I quit.
(Everyone gasping)
* '''Tigger:''' (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT?!
* '''Piglet:''' What?!
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' What?!
* '''Rabbit:''' What?!
* '''Eeyore:''' Huh?!
* '''Timmy Turner:''' What?!
* '''Cosmo and Wanda:''' What?!
* '''CJ:''' What?
* '''Mia: '''What?!
* '''Lincoln:''' What!?!
* '''Loud Sisters:''' What!?!
* '''Scruffy:''' What?
* '''Olive Doyle: '''What?
* '''Phineas Flynn, Isabella, Burford, and Baljeet:''' What!?
* '''Candace Flynn:''' What?
* '''Fireside Girls:''' What?
* '''Katie Knight:''' What?!
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Wait, what!?
* '''Otis:''' You can't quit, what do you mean quit?
* '''Pig:''' Oh look, Grammy's Pies used to be about friendship and all the good times we had together. Now it's all about money, money, money, what can I buy, what can I buy?
* '''Otis:''' And?
* '''Pig:''' Well, look around. Duke's a mummy dog, Freddy and Cosmo are complete whack jobs...
* '''Freddy and Cosmo:''' Birthday!
* '''Pig:''' The restaurant is sucking the fun of our lives, you know? And I'm through with it, I'm gone, good-bye. (leaves)
* '''Abby:''' Well, so much for buying my own Italian soccer team.
* '''Pip:''' Pig ruined everything.
(Everyone was complaining)
* '''Cosmo and Freddy:''' Birthday!
* '''Candace Flynn:''' So much for swimming in riches. And we're almost close to swimming in gold as Scrooge does.
* '''Buford:''' Thanks a lot Pig.
* '''Isabella:''' Well, we kinda forced this on him even though we promised we close the shop 3 weeks ago.
* '''Phineas Flynn:''' You have a point there.
* '''Holly:''' Great, we lost our a good friend, his pies, and a million bajillion dollars.
* '''Piglet:''' Whatever will we do?
* '''Otis:''' Guys, we don't need Pig. I'll tell you what, I'll make the pies, ok? I mean come on, its pie how hard could it be?
(Otis Duke Wanda and Timmy are in the kitchen)
* '''Otis:''' Ok fellas, your making pies the whole time with Pig. Show me how you did it?
* '''Duke:''' You got it, buddy.
* '''Wanda and Timmy Turner:''' We're on it!
* '''Candace Flynn:''' First we put in a little of this. (Hands Otis a wrench)
* '''Otis:''' A pipe wrench?
* '''Duke:''' Trust her, we have very finely toned senses.
* '''Otis: '''All right, Pipe wrench it, keep it coming.
* '''Timmy turner:''' Here you go.
* '''Wanda:''' Take this.
* '''Candace Flynn:''' Take that.
* '''Wanda:''' And this.
(Wanda accidentally picks up Pip)
* '''Pip:''' (Clears Throat)
* '''Wanda:''' Sorry.