Editing Buyers Beware/Transcript (section)

== The Middle ==
* '''Mom:''' Kids, we're here.
(Kids cheered)
* '''Dad''': Quaint little farm. Well let's---
* '''Otis:''' Hello, folks. I'm Dick Human, Dick Human Restate. Cow free since 93.
* '''Dad:''' Hello, we're the Buyers.
* '''Otis:''' And what a great time to buy this. Why these must be your adorable offspring. Hey kids, you like nature?
* '''Kids:''' No.
* '''Otis:''' Me too. That's why you're gonna love playing in this beautiful outdoor setting this property has to offer. Behold (shows them to a waste dump) Takes your breath away, don't it? No, seriously it does. Try not to breathe.
* '''Mom:''' I can't believe anyone would live like this
* '''Otis:''' (mimicking) Is that radioactive waste? Yes, but once we sink it into the pond. You'll hardly notice it. Hey look, a adorable woodland fawn.
* '''Family:''' Awww.
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(Fluttershy comes in petting Freddy as a fawn. Suddenly Freddy began coughing loudly)
* '''Mom:''' What's happening?
* '''Dad:''' Is he ok?
* '''Otis:''' He'll be fine.
(Freddy coughs even louder and Peck comes out of his back and started shooting laser beam from his eyes making Fluttershy run in terror and the family drives off)
* '''Otis:''' Wait, no, please, come back. Toxic radition is temporary. It'll be fine in 200,000 years!

(Everyone else comes out laughing)
* '''Otis:''' Freddy, that was amazing.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' That was a nice performance.
* '''Eeyore:''' If you ask me, that nobody it, where's Fluttershy?
* '''Lori:''' She got really scared and ran up that tree.
* '''Human Fluttershy:''' Is it over?
* '''Lynn:''' Yes, it's over. You can come down now.
* '''Goofy:''' I can't believe you have that much waste Lisa.
* '''Lisa:''' I'm working on clean solution on how to remove the waste from lakes.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Hey Freddy, how'd you pull off the laser eyes stunt?
* '''Freddy:''' Well Timmy, I wanted my performance to believable. So I went online I bought some real radioactive waste. (drinks some more) Ahh, that's good waste.
* '''Human Applejack''': Wait a mintue! Isn't drinking radioactive waste dangerous?

(Ask Dr. Pig)
* '''Pig:''' Hello, I'm Dr. Pig. What you just saw was a fictionalize account intended to inspire humor. Drinking atomic waste will not give you super heat laser vision. Watch as I dispell that common myth. (drinks some) You see. (suddenly turns into a giant pig version of the Hulk) Why does army always hound Pig? Pig Smash! (throw tractor) Pig smash you all! (roars) 
* '''Announcer:''' The producers of Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard would like to apologize for the previous scene. Drinking atomic waste will neither give you heat laser vision nor turn you into a Hulking pig monster as I will now demonstrate. (drinks some) Oh, no! What's happening? I'm shrinking! Oh why did I drink that atomic waste? I never got to see Paris. Ahhh!!!!
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' I guess what we're trying to say here is this. Don't try this at home!
* '''Pip:''' (sees the next buyer) Old lady on a scooter at 2 o clock!
* '''Otis:''' Oh, one of those old lady buyers. They're easy to scare. This shall be my greatest triumph yet. 
* '''Eeyore:''' Good Luck, Otis.
* '''Otis:''' Good afternoon, old one. Let me guess, your a buyer.
* '''Old Lady:''' Why yes I am, young fella.
* '''Otis:''' Fantastic, hey, have a good look around, just whatever you do...(in a dark voice) Don't go in the barn!
* '''Old Lady:''' What are you talking about?
* '''Otis:''' Well, it's quite silly...hardly worth mentioning but I will anyway. You see, the barn has a teeny tiny...(dark voice) '''''Portal to the underworld'''''!
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(The barn opens up the animals act like monsters)
* '''Old Lady:''' Oh, I'm not afriad of the underworld. 
* '''Otis:''' Well, I don't blame you for scedaddle I mean....Whaaaaat?!?!? Oh well..um...did I mention this place is infested with...zombies! 

(Suddenly, zombie hands rose from the ground)
* '''Old Lady:''' Oh dear, they're afraid of us than we are of them.

(Then, the zombie hands slowly comes back down with the zombies muttering)
* '''Otis:''' (shaking the scooter) Is that an earthquake?
* '''Old lady:''' Really gets the blood flowing!
* '''Lana:''' Oh she's tricky.
* '''Human Rainbow Dash: '''This going to take awhile.
* '''Donald Duck:''' I'm sure she'll be gone in 5 minutes.
* '''Narrator:''' ''4 hours later....''
* '''Donald Duck:''' I stand corrected.
* '''Otis:''' We have locus.
* '''Old lady:''' Mmmm, thems good eating.
* '''Otis:''' Why would you..uh that's it! (takes off his wig) I'm a talking cow!
* '''Old lady:''' Oh, we're all special in our own way.
* '''Otis:''' UHhh, I give up, you win! The place is yours. Here, take the keys!
* '''Old lady:''' Ahhh, keys, my one true fear! Make it stop! Make it stop! (drives off in a panic)
* '''Spike the dog:''' Why didn't we try that before?
* '''Lincoln:''' Who knows and who cares. We won!

(Everyone comes out feeling proud)
* '''Otis:''' Well guys it was tough but we did it! 
* '''Tigger:''' Aspollify, we show those buyers a thing or three
* '''Otis:''' When word gets out about our loud neiboring, radioactive, zombie ajacent, key jangling property...
* '''Peck:''' And it will!
* '''Otis:''' No one will touch this place!
* '''Eeyore:''' If you ask me, that nobody is, but have you notice two people are missing?
* '''Lucy:''' Not that you mention it, where's Luan?
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' And where's Pinkie Pie?
* '''Human Pinkie Pie:''' Hey, guys!
* '''Luan:''' We're back.
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' Where have you guys been?
* '''Cosmo:''' Yeah you missed a awesome prank we pulled.
* '''Luan:''' We were getting more party supplies for the farmer's Buyer family reunion.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' The what now?

(Suddenly our heroes hears someone crying)
* '''Otis:''' What? What the cud is that?
* '''Luna:''' It's coming from behind that shack.

(Everyone looks and see the farmer crying in sorrow)
* '''Farmer:''' I can't believe nobody showed up to my family reunion. The Buyer Family has always been so close.
* '''Otis:''' Buyer Family?
* '''Human Pinkie Pie:''' Yeah, the sign out front was welcoming Buyers.
* '''Otis:''' Welcome...Buyers...Oh milk me, his last name is Buyer. Guys, he wasn't going to sell the farm.
* '''Goofy:''' He was just inviting his relatives.
* '''Peck:''' You mean we scared away his family?
* '''Rabbit:''' Oh dear, mercy me.
* '''Piglet:''' Oh dear, mercy me too.
* '''Pip:''' How are we supposed to know his last name is Buyer?[[Category:Winnie the Pooh goes Back at The Barnyard Season 2's Episodes]]
(Shows flashbacks of Farmer Buyer)
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, we're not pyshics. Anyhows, we got to fix this fast.
* '''Winnie the Pooh''': But we scare those people to death.
* '''Lisa:''' And by my calculations of this prank, they'll never come back again.
* '''Human''' '''Fluttershy:''' It's hopeless.
* '''Otis:''' We got to! We'll split into groups and bring back the farmer's family before the potato salad curdles.[[Category:Scenes]]