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== The Beginning == (The scene begins with the gang planting exploding begonias) * '''Otis''': Hurry, guys. Let get these exploding begonias planted before Mrs. Beady spot us. * '''Abby:''' Otis, why are we picking on Mrs. Beady? * '''Lynn:''' We just showing her, that mean we business. * '''Olive Doyle: '''Yeah, she push us, we push back. * '''Holly:''' True, but she hasn't done anything all week. * '''Otis''': Yeah, but what about all the stuff she did last week? (Flashbacks to Mrs. Beady chasing and taking pictures of the gang on a tractor, interrupting their coffee break, and turned into a giant, shooting lasers) * '''Pip''': Uh, Otis. That last thing never happened. * '''Otis''': Yeah, but she thought about it. * '''Piglet:''' I'm pretty sure she wouldn't think that. * '''Sora:''' Definitely sure. * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' But, why are we using exploding begonias? * '''Luan:''' Well, Cosmo had another plant in that was seemingly harmless. * '''Wanda:''' Seemingly harmless? * '''Cosmo:''' What? I got the world harmless in it. * '''Human Fluttershy:''' It wasn't harmless. * '''Freddy''': Hey, guys, I have a vase these would be perfect for. * '''Otis''': No, Freddy. (Freddy plucks one and it exploded) * '''Otis''': Uh, how dumb are you? * '''Freddy''': Hey, here’s another one. (plucks it and it exploded) * '''Donald Duck:''' Stop it Freddy! * '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Yeah, Mrs. Beady will hear you. * '''Mrs. Beady:''' (hears noises) What is going on out there? (looks outside) It’s those talking animals and those insane children. Well, this time, I’ll be ready for them. (Back outside, the gang finished planting the flowers until…) * '''Pip''': Scooter! (Everyone hides as the scooter pulls up to the curve) * '''Mrs. Beady:''' (searches through her drawer) Where is it? (pulls out rolling pin) Aha! (heads for the door) I’ll teach those trouble makers to snoop around in my garden. They’ll never know what hit ‘em. (opens the door) GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FLITHY AN--(sees it wasn’t them) Mother Beady? * '''Mother Beady:''' No, it’s the Queen of Shiba-- Of course, it’s me! * '''Mrs. Beady:''' But, I thought-- * '''Mother Beady:''' Nathan, Mommy’s here! (drives in and wrecks the place) Ech, it’s like a stable in here. Why my Nathan stays with you, I’ll never know. * '''Mr. Beady:''' Hey, Ma. (squeezed tightly) * '''Mother Beady:''' Nathan! (looks at his face) Sweet sassafras, you look frightful. What’s this woman feeding you other than misery? You’re feeding him misery! (Outside, though the window) * '''Abby''': Wow, Mrs. Beady’s mother-in-law a beast. * '''Otis''': I know. She’s doing our job for us. We didn’t even need exploding begonias. * '''Freddy''': Ooo, they we can keep’em. (picks one and it exploded) * '''Narrator''': ''Later that day.'' * '''Mother Beady:''' (feeding Mr. Beady) Eat, Nathan, eat! We need to fatten you up so you can attract a suitable wife. * '''Mrs. Beady:''' But, I’m his wife. * '''Mother Beady:''' There are lawyers for that. * '''Mrs. Beady:''' You know, you don’t have to be so offensive. * '''Mother Beady:''' Nathan, what she saying? I don’t speak hag! * '''Mrs. Beady:''' That’s it! (picks up her suitcase) I am going to take this. Ither she goes or I go. * '''Mr. Beady:''' Let’s see--(stuffed with food) * '''Mrs. Beady:''' I’m walking out that door unless you stop me. * '''Mr. Beady:''' But--(stuffed again) * '''Mrs. Beady:''' No? Alright. You had your chance. Goodbye! (leaves) * '''Mother Beady:''' That’s it, darling, eat up. We’ll have the locks changed tomorrow. * '''Mrs. Beady''': I have many dear friends who would be happy to take me during my time of crisis. (makes a call) Hello, Marsha. Nora Beady. You bag my groceries last week and I was wondering--(got hunged up) Well, I have plenty of other friends. * '''Narrator''': ''6 hours of calling later….'' * '''Mrs. Beady''': (calling from the last page of the phone book) Fine! I don’t want to live with you either, Mrs. Roda L. Zazuzerits! Oh, whatever. I’m not going back home. I have my pride. (sees the barnyard) Why, I rather stay with those talking barn animals and those children then give in to that shrew woman. Fortunately, the weather’s nice, so I don’t require shel--(suddenly its starts to rain and she walks towards the barn)
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