Batty Race (SRKS&MWDwtB)/Transcript
Opening/The Legion of Zoom's Race edit
Buff: (narrating) Batty Race
Bam: Guest racers.
Batwing: Wait. All of the racers broke down at the same time?
Slyther: Have no fear, ladies and gents. It's your new racers!
Sonic: Eggman?!
Knuckles: Mucus and Slyther?!
Tails: Al-G?!
Red: Oh, come on! I hate Opaline.
Dr. Robotnik: That's right people. Forget about those so-called drivers. This is what a true race looks like! Now, let's give a big hand to our racing vehicles! My Joker Van, Mucus' ATV, Slyther's Snow Crawler, Al-G's Ducky Boat and Opaline's Riddling Chopper!
Batwheels: The Legion of Zoom?!
Team Sonic: (gasp)
Hefty: What do they want?
Vexy: I don't know.
Dr. Robotnik: That trophy will soon be ours whoever wins or loses.
(all the villains laugh)
Fuli: They must've took out the racers' cars so they could win the trophy for themselves.
Chuck: Why those little...
Smurfette: We can't let 'em cheat.
Bam: Right. We're gonna enter that race too!
Wing: We get to race?!
Redbird: This is awesome!
Buff: Let's show 'em how it's done!
Bibi: Oh yeah!
[Later]
Agent Stone: Sir, we have a problem.
[on the screen]
Dr. Robotnik: Ah, Hedgehog. (laughs)
Team Sonic and Batwheels vs Legion of Zoom edit
Cosmo:
Fuli:
Smurfblossom:
Smurfette:
Vexy:
Bibi:
Sticks:
Jestah:
Mucus:
Fuli:
Bibi:
Smurfblossom:
Quizz:
Opaline:
(???)
Smurfstorm: (in ???'s voice)
Wing:
Smurfstorm:
Smurflily:
Sticks:
Quizz: Why don't you stick around...
Opaline: While we cheat our way to victory!
Amy: (in Edna's voice)
Smurfstorm:
(???)
Amy: (In Jewel's voice) (to Storm) I hate you....
Smurfstorm: I'm okay
Slyther:
Snowy:
Bomb: (in Miles Morales' voice)
Buff:
Brainy:
Slyther:
Snowy:
(????)
Girls: hey Guys (Sighs)
Buff, Bomb and Brainy: Hey Girls (sighs)
Bam, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles win the Race edit
Dr. Robotnik: (in SpongeBob's voice) We're gonna make it!
Prank: So, did everyone took out a Batwheel?
Mucus: Check!
Jestah: Bibi's team are bubbled up.
Slyther: Check.
Snowy: Buff and his friends are iced!
Opaline: Check!
Quizz: And Batwing's in a sticky situation!
Al-G: Checkeroo.
Ducky: The Redbird Team is up, up and away!
(???)
Sonic:
Bam:
Tails:
Knuckles:
(flashbacks from Team Sonic Racing)
Knuckles:
Tails:
Sonic: (in Mario's voice) You're asking for it!
Wisp voice
(???)
Wisp voice: Final Color Blaster
Dr. Robotnik (chuckles in neverous)
(???)
Dr. Robotnik: I Hate that Hedgeho...
(???)