Editing Barnyard Games/Transcript (section)

== The Middle ==
* '''Duke:''' Contestants, take your marks for the Hay Bale Pull.
* '''Tigger:''' Good luck guys.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' You too Tigger.
* '''Otis:''' Hey, don't worry about losing, Abby, that's not really the important thing. It's adorable that you're even trying.
* '''Abby:''' Oh, thanks, Otis, I'll sure do my best. That's all a little, old farm gal like me can....

(Horn blows)
* '''Abby:''' Hee-Ya, Abby smash, Abby smash you all.

(everyone pulling there bale of hay, except Everett, who falls asleep)
* '''Abby:''' Must win, must win, must win!
* '''Pig:''' Must quit, must quit, must quit.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' I'm...Can't...Take...this...anymore!

(Pig and Timmy drops their hays and smooshed peck and gets hit by another meteor)
* '''Cosmo:''' All most there (Drops his head) Not again!

(Tigger and Abby crossed the finished line tied for first. Otis Sunset and Timmy came in second and Cosmo and Wanda came in third)
* '''Duke:''' What an amazing upset! Abby and Tigger are the winners, Otis and Sunset are in ego-crushing second, Cosmo and Wanda are third, and Pig and Timmy their....joining us in the booth?
* '''Jorgen Von Strangle: '''What are you two doing here?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' I never had a chance Jorgen.
* '''Pig:''' Yeah...Scoot over.
* '''Principal Celestia:''' That's what I called a good honest sport.
* '''Duke:''' And Peck clings tenuously to life.
* '''Peck:''' I think it's just a flesh wound. (Grunts)
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Hey guys, what'd i miss?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Abby and Tigger won the first round.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Oh, so, why're Principal Celestia and Jorgen are here?
* '''Pig:''' We'll tail you that later.

(Back at the field)
* '''Otis:''' What in the name of sweet cud just happened here?
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' I'm thinks you just got beat by a girl!
* '''Pip:''' Yeah. (Laughs) Hey, what size dress you wear, 'cause we may as well start shopping.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Yeah!
* '''Pip:''' Well, that's not only that, you just beat a boy!
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Hey!
* '''Duke:''' Tigger, tell us how you come by amazing athletic talent.
* '''Tigger:''' Well elementary, my friend, the best way to try to win, is do more bounce. And some practice.
* '''Duke:''' Well, how about you, Abby. How you get yours?
* '''Abby:''' Well, gosh, Duke, I grew up with 18 older brothers who used to clobber me all the time. Then one day I just kind of decided... THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN! Is this on TV, 'cause I'm a little camera-shy.
* '''Tigger:''' Nice job Abby.
* '''Pip:''' Hey, here she comes. Pretend you still have a shred of dignity.
* '''Abby:''' Otis ,that was some fun. I never though in a million years I'd beat you, but i did. Just now, remember, back there, when I beat you? Remember when I did that?
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, it's coming back to me.

(Comes to a montage of events and Peck still getting hurt)
* '''Otis:''' Ok, Otis, you're losing to a girl. That's fine, you know what, no big deal. They're just games, right?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' They're just games.
* '''Pip:''' Come on, don't give up, man. You got one thing that Abby hasn't got.
* '''Otis:''' What's that, upper body strength, hoof eye coordination?
* '''Pip:''' No, she kicks your but in those too. I was talking about sneakiness and deceit.
* '''Tigger:''' You mean cheating?! (gasps) What?!
* '''Piglet:''' What!?
* '''Winnie the Pooh: '''What?!
* '''Rabbit:''' What?!
* '''Timmy Turner:''' What?!
* '''Otis:''' Oh, come on, Pip, the Barnyard Games are all about honest competition. You know I would never do.... I got it. I'll discover Abby's weaknesses and use them to kick her butt. And I know just how to do it.

(Otis and Pip manically laughing)
* '''Pip:''' Do I have to help?
* '''Winnie the Pooh and Pals:''' Oh Bother.

(Later that night)
* '''Abby:''' Gosh, Otis, a moonlit walk together. Pretty stupid, huh? Unless you don't think so... Do you? I don't... Unless I do.
* '''Otis:''' Shh... Let's not ruined it with words, Abby. I just thought we could get to know each other, you know? I mean, for instance, I don't even know what kind of flowers you're allergic to. Let's find out. Daffodils, Dandelions, Snap Dragons, Petunias?

(Abby sneezes)
* '''Otis:''' Petunias, excellent, we're so getting to know each other.
* '''Abby:''' I'm having fun too.
* '''Otis:''' You know, some girls can't resist sweets. For example, can I interest you in candy coated turnips balls?
* '''Abby:''' Oh, no, thanks.
* '''Otis:''' oh.

(Otis throws the turnips on the ground)
* '''Abby:''' Otis, now the colors are all confused. Can't resist, must organize.
* '''Otis:''' Compulsive Organizer. (laughing to himself)
* '''Abby:''' So, Otis, do you take other girls on moonlit walk? I mean, not that I care. Why should I care what you do with a bunch of stupid girls? (Laughs)
* '''Otis:''' (Laughs) You know, actually, Abby, I find most girls find nighttime kind of spooky. Hey, what scares you? Werewolf movies, shrunken heads, black cats?
* '''Abby:''' (gasp) A kitten. Oh, I love kittens.
* '''Otis:''' Weakness for kittens (Laughs)

(kitten attacks Otis)
* '''Abby:''' Hey what this? "allergic to petunias?" "Compulsive organizer?" You making a list about me. You don't want to know me. You just want to learn stuff about me to make me lose. You're not like me at all. AND I'M GONNA CRUSH YOU!

(Abby runs away)
* '''Otis:''' Hmm, angry when betrayed.

(at the Barnyard)
* '''Abby:''' And then he shoved petunias in my face.
* '''Bessie:''' Well, maybe it's time we gave that prime beef bozo a taste of his own medicine.
* '''Wanda:''' You mean cheating? That's against the rules.
* '''Abby:''' Oh, that wouldn't be right. My mamma always says "A win ain't a win unless you win it fair and square".
* '''Bessie:''' Trust me... I'll be right back.
* '''Wanda:''' I have a bad feeling about this.

(Bessie went to go see Pip)
* '''Bessie:''' Hey Pip, watcha doing?
* '''Pip:''' Fluffing Otis's pillow. I need him rested for tomorrow's event so he's not a complete lame-o.
* '''Bessie:''' You're so kind and considerate. Otis is lucky to have you for a friend.
* '''Pip:''' You know, I could be your friend too.
* '''Bessie:''' (Laughs) You are so funny. How you must make Otis laugh. Oh, and speaking of Otis, what are his fatal weaknesses?
* '''Pip:''' Well he... Hey, wait a minute. No one makes me betray my best pal Otis.
* '''Bessie:''' Not even for a date? You, me, a bottle of expired milk?
* '''Pip:''' (Tries to resist, but ultimately gives in) He's afraid of tarantulas! He love sports bloopers! He believe in leprechauns!
* '''Bessie:''' That'll do.
* '''Pip:''' Wait, wait, wait! He loves mincemeat! His blood type is AB-positive! He likes...

(Bessie uses her tail to toss Pip in the barrel)
* '''Pip:''' I'll call you with more later!