Editing Ash Ketchum Meets The Swan Princess/Transcript (section)

== Meeting Puffin ==
Puffin: (shuddering)

Speed: You think he's dead?

Odette: No, it's just his wing, I think.

Jean-Bob: Strange-looking bird.

Odette: Poor fellow. He would be in a lot of pain. You better hold him.

Puffin: (shudders)

Speed: Ready.

Puffin: (gasps)

Jean-Bob: Allo! This is your wake-up call!

Puffin: A-ha! It takes more than a pair of pond folks to keep Puffin down! Hi-yah!

Odette: But wait, I'm your friend.

Puffin: If you were my friend, how come you have an arrow in your hand, ah, a-hah? Yes! The exact kind of arrow I have in...

Odette: I took it out while you were laying there.

Puffin: You mean you had a chance to kkkt but instead you pfft?

Odette: Uh-huh.

Puffin: Madam, I apologize. My name is Puffin. Lieutenant Puffin.

Odette: It's a pleasure, Lieutenant Puffin. I'm Odette. Princess Odette. And these are my best friends in the entire world, Mr. Lorenzo Trudge-a-long...

Speed: Friends call me Speed.

Odette: And Jean-Bob.

Jean-Bob: I have no friends, only servants, and they call me Your Highness.

Speed: (whispering) He thinks he's a prince.

Puffin: I owe ya, Princess. And I intend on staying until my debt is paid.

Odette: I don't think there's so much than you can do. He has me under a spell.

Puffin: What? You mean, uh...a magical....

Rothbart: Your knight in shining armor has come to set you free.

Puffin: Lemme at him, lemme at him....I'll...

Speed: Chill.

Rothbart: All it takes is one little word. Will you marry me?

Odette: Every night you ask the same question.

Rothbart: No, no!

Odette: And every night I give you the same response.

Rothbart: Don't!

Odette: I'll die first.

Rothbart: You're really starting to bug me.

Odette: I should think you'd be used to it by now.

Rothbart: That's it! Just keep pushing it. But someday...'''I'M GONNA BOIL OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''

Odette: Go ahead then! But I'll never give you my father's kingdom.

Rothbart: I was hoping you'd say you'd be mine. But it looks as if you need another day to think about it. (laughs)

Odette: No.

Rothbart: (laughs)

Puffin: Princess...Princess!