Editing Ash Ketchum Meets The Swan Princess/Transcript (section)

== Odette's escape ==
(Puffin paces with Jean-Bob following) 

Puffin: Ah!

Speed: What? 

Puffin: It’s coming. 

Asami: What is it? 

Puffin: An idea. A substantial idea. A large, colossal idea. 

Speed: Sounds big. 

Puffin: I got it! Water leaks into the dungeon, right? 

Korra: Yeah. So? 

Puffin: Well, if there’s a leak, there must be a hole. We’ll find the hole, make it bigger, then (explosion sound) they’re loose. (Laughs) 

Korra: That just might work. 

Asami: Good plan. 

Jean-Bob: I think you’re forgetting two things: (imitates gator snapping jaws) 

Speed: His majesty’s got a point. 

Gurgi: Gurgi no like gators. Uh-uh. No. 

Pikachu: (worried) Pika-pi. 

Asami: Don’t worry, Pikachu. We’ll get them out. 

Taran: We need a strategy to rid of those gators. 

Puffin: Not to worry. First, we need a scout. 

Jean-Bob: Are you crazy? Who’s going to jump into this mud? 

Eilonwy: He’s got to be a good swimmer. 

Jean-Bob: I should say so. 

Baloo: He’s got to be small, too. 

Jean-Bob: Teeny-weeny. Not to be seen. 

Puffin: And it wouldn’t hurt if he was green for camouflage purposes. 

Jean-Bob: Precisely. Small, good swimmer, green. (Realizes) Thank riddance! You’re talking about me? 

Puffin: (sings) You're off on a mission. You're rough, in nice condition. A hero, warts and all. No fear!

Jean-Bob: Absolutely not! I can't hear you! I can't hear you!

(Transition to: Interior, ballroom, Uberta's castle.)

Uberta: Oh, thank you, thank you, I know that some of you just abhor beauty pageants, but being a puffy girl myself way back in 39, ah, I just could resist. And girls? A-one, a-two, a-one two three!

Chamberlain: (sings) Beauty and glamour in breeding a match.

Chorus: (singing) Princesses on parade.

Chamberlain: (singing) Lovely, enthralling, and all unattached. The hoi polloi and these well-bred agree, each enjoy a royal pedigree.

Chorus: (singing) Both for success.

Chamberlain: (singing) Each possesses a spark, each a remarkable maid. Boy, oh, boy, these royal highnesses. All have pulses, they've no minuses. Gaze upon.

Chorus: (singing) These princesses on parade.

Rogers: This princess come Colchester, where corn and cotton grows. She plays croquet and harpsichord and sews her own clothes. Antonia isn't known to take the path of least resistance. She hails from south east Franisatan and came the farthest distance. Gruzilda lives to help the world, she finds no task too menial, and all the other hopeful girls think she's the most congenial. Brunhilda is from Studgart, where our swords and armors are made.

Chamberlain: (singing) Gaze upon.

Chorus: (singing) Princesses on parade. This is the likely occasion, if the heir to the throne picks a wife.

Princesses: (singing) This may be the day since Prince Derek will say.

Chamberlain: (singing) "Where have you been all my life?"

Princesses: (swooning)

Princesses and Chorus: (singing) Brilliant, beguiling, the grinning brigade.

Chamberlain: (singing) Princesses on parade.

Chorus: (singing) Each the pride of her community, each a golden opportunity.

Princesses: (singing) Just the thought that crown prince Derek'll, face this choice and he's hysterical.

Chorus: (singing) Gaze upon, heap praise upon.

Chamberlain: (singing) These radiant, glamorous, luminous, dazzling.

Chorus: (singing) Princesses on parade!

Chamberlain: (gasps)

Uberta: Chamberlain. All who were invited are present, are they not?

Chamberlain: Well, yes, I mean...well. (gasps) 

Uberta: Open the door! Chamberlain.

Chamberlain: It's the milkman, it must be the milkman! (gasps) Well, it's not the milkman.

Uberta: Oh! Oh, dear, it can't be! Excuse me, pardon me, could you, please, I have to get through. Oh, oh, yes, she's lovely, isn't she? Queen coming through here, excuse me, excuse me. Rogers! Rogers, who is this? Do you know her?

Rogers: I don't know.

Uberta: Come now, Rogers, I know he confides in you. Who is that?

Rogers: I promise I've never seen her before. Although she does look a grand deal like...

Uberta: But it couldn't be.....could it?

Derek: Oh, I was so concerned.....I almost thought....

Jessie (as Odette): Nothing could keep me away.

(Cut to: Exterior, Swan Lake, night.)

Puffin: Alright, Speed will draw the gators aside and you'll get a running start and make a sound for that hole.

Jean-Bob: If I can find it, and if the alligators don't chew me before I get there.

Puffin: Don't worry. Speed will rush to help.

Jean-Bob: Ah yes, Mister Molasses will rush to help.

Puffin: That's the plan.

Jean-Bob: Suddenly, I'm complete with consolation.

Puffin: Well, alright. Stretch out.

Jean-Bob: How do I get myself spoke into these feelings?

Puffin: Alright, that's it. To your mark.

Speed: Hey, you old leatherheads, come and get me. C'mon, buckeyes!

Puffin: It's perfect! Right. Are you ready? Get set...go! Faster, faster!

Jean-Bob: Sure, go ahead, Jean-Bob, race to your death! Aah!

Speed: Get moving, slowpoke.

Jean-Bob: Slowpoke?! Oh!

Speed: Na na na na na. Any luck?

Jean-Bob: Unh!

Odette: Jean-Bob?

Ash: Alright, Jean-Bob!

Jean-Bob: To the rescue, Monsieur World Champion!

Puffin: Oh, there's the signal. Alright, Puffin, time to brush up on the diving technique. Yoo-hoo! Those turtles are rough eating How about a little white meat, right? Nice for the heart!

Jean-Bob: We broke through. Let's go!

Odette: Thank you, Jean-Bob. Oh, and if this is over, remind me to give you a kiss.

Jean-Bob: (cheers)

Ash: Get Brom!

Bromley: What, what is this? Stay away, what are you doing here? No, no, get away!

Speed: I'll warn you since. Let's go!

Odette: Ah!

Speed: Friends call me Speed.

Puffin: Go, Odette, go! Hoo-hoo!

Ash: Hurry, Odette!

Odette: Hold on!

(Cut to: Interior, ballroom, Uberta's castle.)

Derek: Something about you seems......I don't know, different.

Jessie (as Odette): Don't worry. After tonight, everything will be perfect.

Derek: Yes, yes, of course. Rogers, I want to make an announcement. Stop the music.

(Cut to: Exterior, Uberta's castle, night.)

Odette: (Gasping upon realizing this) Oh!

Ash: Who's that?!

(Cut to: Interior, ballroom, Uberta's castle.)

Derek: Kings and queens...ladies and gentlemen......Mother. I have an announcement to make. Today I have found my bride.

(Cut to: Exterior, Uberta's castle, night.)

Odette: No. Derek, no, it is a trick!

(Cut to: Interior, ballroom, Uberta's castle)

Derek: I present her to you as the future queen of our fair kingdom. And as proof of my love for her, I make a vow to break all vows, a vow stronger than all the powers of the earth, before you and before the entire world, I make a vow of everlasting love––

Odette: '''DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''

Derek: To Odette.

Odette: '''NoooooOOOO!!!!'''

Ash: (screams while holding on)

(Cut to: Interior, ballroom, Uberta’s castle.)

CROWD: [Cheering.]

(suddenly the lights go out and the windows slam open, the door opens to reveal Rothbart)

ROTHBART: No more Mr. Nice Guy, no sirree! [Laughs.] Hello, little prince.

DEREK: Who are you?

ROTHBART: Went and pledged your love to another, eh?

DEREK: What are you talking about? This is Odette.

ROTHBART: No, Odette is mine.

DEREK: It’s you! You have no power here. I made a vow… A vow of everlasting love.

ROTHBART: [Laughs.] You made a vow, all right, a vow of everlasting death!

DEREK: No! Odette!

Jessie: Care to dance, pretty boy?

Misty: Jessie!

Brock: What are you doing here?

Jessie: (imitates Odette) What's the matter? Don't I make a good actress?

ROTHBART: You should have left her to me. Now the boy will live with no spell. But Odette will die.

DEREK: Odette!

(Cut to: Exterior, night.)

ODETTE: [Gasps for air.]

DEREK: Odette!

ROTHBART: (off-screen) She’s fading fast, little prince.

DEREK: No!

ODETTE: [Gasps.]

(Cut to: Exterior, Swan Lake, night.)

ROTHBART: (off-screen) [Laughs.]

PUFFIN: Something’s gone wrong.

(Cut to: Skyward, night.)

ODETTE: [Gasps.]

(Cut to: Exterior, forest, night.)

ROTHBART: [Laughs.] If you hurry up, little prince, I’ll let you see her one last time.