Editing Ash Ketchum Meets Pocahontas/Transcript (section)

== Meeko meets Percy/"Mine, Mine, Mine" ==
(Misty exits the house through the front door, raunchy music is playing and she does a groovy walk to the steps where Ash awaits her, she lies down length ways across the step and looks at him.)

Ash Ketchum: Your lip bleeding?

Misty: No.

Ash Ketchum: What's wrong with your eyes?

Misty: A girl can never wear enough eye shadow.

Ash Ketchum: Where's your bike?

Misty: Oh, in the garage. Walk me over.

(The two enter the garage, where a large black hearse is parked.)

Misty: It's only a garage, c'mon.

(Misty notices that one of her streamers on her bike is gone.)

Misty: Hey, one of my streamers is gone! It probably fell over in here.

(Ash walks over to a model of a head.)

Ash Ketchum: Hey, look at this!

Misty: That was Grandma's. It's a phrenology chart, they used to study the bumps in your head to see if you had a good personality or not. Come here, I'll diagnose your head.

Ash Ketchum.: No, I don't wanna.

Misty: C'mon, it's fun.

(Misty examines Ash's head and then compares it with the chart)

Misty: Huh, interesting.

Ash Ketchum: What?

Misty: You have no personality.

Ash Ketchum: Hey, where does it say that?

Misty: Never mind.

(Ash knocks a small lid off a small box and reveals a photo.)

Ash Ketchum: Is that your dad?

Misty: Yes.

Ash Ketchum: Who's that with your dad?

Misty: It's my mother.

Ash Ketchum: Do you remember her?

Misty: No. Grandma said she's in heaven.

Ash Ketchum: What do you think it's like?

Misty: What?

Ash Ketchum: Heaven.

Misty: I think, everybody gets their own white horse, and all they do is ride and eat marshmallows all day, and everybody's best friends with everybody else, if you play sports, there's no teams, where nobody gets picked last.

Ash Ketchum: But, what if you're afraid to ride horses?

Misty: It doesn't matter, because they're not regular horses, they have wings, and it's no big deal if you fall, you just land in cloud.

Ash Ketchum: That doesn't sound so worse, c'mon, we'll never find that streamer.

(As they leave, Misty turns back and grabs the photo, but returns to Ash.)

(Cut to: Exterior, English settlement, day.)

Ratcliffe: I hereby claim this land and all its riches in the name of His Majesty King James the first, and do so name this settlement Jamestown.

Englishmen: (cheering)

Wiggins: Bravo! Bravo! Beautifully spoken, sir! Hurry now, Percy. We must be all squeaky clean for the New World. (exits)

(Cut to: Exterior, onshore, day.)

Ratcliffe: Captain Smith! It appears I've selected the perfect location, right? Not a savage in sight.

John Smith: Just because we don't see them doesn't mean they're not out there, sir.

Ratcliffe: Well then, maybe you should venture forth and determine their whereabouts, huh?

John Smith: If there are any Indians out there, I'll find him.

Ratcliffe: Now, gentlemen, to work. You men, get the ship unloaded.

Englishman: Right, sir.

Ratcliffe: You men build the fort. The rest of you....break out the shovels! It's time to start digging.

Ben & Lon: Digging?

Ratcliffe: Why, of course! Let's not forget what the Spanish found since they came to the New World. Gold, mountains of it! Why, for years they've been ravaging the New World of its most precious resources, but now...it's our turn. (sings) The gold of Cortez, the jewels of Pizarro. Will seem like mere trinkets, by this time tomorrow. The gold we find here will dwarf them by force. Oh, with all ya have in ya, boys. Dig up Virginia, boys. Mine, boys, mine, every mountain. And dig, boys, dig till ya drop. Grab a pick, boys. Faster, boys. Shove in a shovel, uncover these lovely pebbles that sparkle and shine. It's gold, and it's mine...mine...mine.

Englishmen: (singing) Dig and dig and dig and diggety, dig and dig and dig and diggety-dig...

Wiggins: (singing) Hey nonny nonny, oi nonny nonny.

Ratcliffe: (singing) Ooh, how I love it.

Wiggins: (singing) Hey nonny nonny, oi nonny nonny.

Ratcliffe: (singing) Riches for cheap.

Wiggins: (singing) Hey nonny nonny, oi nonny nonny.

Ratcliffe: (singing) There'll be heaps of it, and I'll be on top of the heap. My opponents back home, it's not that I'm bitter. But think how they'll squirm, if they see how I glitter. The ladies in court will be all a-twitter, the king will reward me. He'll knight me, no! Lord me, it's mine, mine, mine for the taking. It's mine, boys, mine me that gold. With these nuggets, dug it's glory they'll give me my daring friend King Jimmy will probably build me a shrine. Until...all of the gold....is mine.

Englishmen: (singing) Dig and dig and dig and diggety, dig and dig and dig and diggety-dig.

John Smith: (singing) All of my life I have searched for a land like this one. A wilder more challenging country I couldn't design. Thousands of dangers await and I don't plan to miss one. In a land I can claim, a land I can tame. The biggest adventure is mine.

Ratcliffe: (singing) Keep on working, lads.

John Smith: (singing) Mine...

Ratcliffe: (singing) Don't be shirking, lads. Mine, boys, mine. Mine me that...gold.

Englishmen: (singing) Dig, dig, and diggety.

Ratcliffe: (singing) Beautiful gold.

Englishmen: (singing) Dig, dig, for that gold. Make this island, my land.

Ratcliffe: (singing) Make the mounds big, boys. I'd help you to dig, boys. But I've had this crick in me spine.

John Smith: (singing) This land we behold.

Ratcliffe: (singing) This beauty unseen.

John Smith: (singing) A man can be bold.

Ratcliffe: (singing) It all can be sold.

Englishmen: (singing) Then go for the gold, we know which is here.

Ratcliffe: (singing) Is...

Englishmen: (singing) All the riches here.

Ratcliffe: (singing) Mine...

Englishmen: (singing) From this moment.

Ratcliffe: (singing) Mine...

Englishmen: (singing) This land and what's in it is...

All: (singing) Miiiiine!

Englishmen: (singing) Dig and dig and diggety-dig. Hey nonny nonny, it's mine!