Editing Ash Ketchum Meets Pinocchio/Transcript (section)

==The Coachman's Evil Plan/Honest John and Gideon Take Pinocchio to Pleasure Island==
*(The Red Lobster Inn. Honest John and Gideon are relating their business with Stromboli, as they and the Coachman smoke, drink beer and also sing the reprise of Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee.)

*'''Honest John''': Hi-diddle-dee-dee<br />and actor's life for me<br />a high silk hat and silver cane<br />a watch of gold with a diamond chain

Hi-diddle-dee-day<br />and actor's life is gay<br />it's great to be a celebrity<br />an actor's life for me<br />Ha-ha-ha and the dummy fell for it. Ha ha! Hook, line and sinker! Ho-ho-ha ha!

*'''Gideon:''' ''(smoking a cigar, dunks a smoke ring into his beer like a donut) ''Hiccup!

*'''Honest John:''' And he still thinks we're his friends! Ha ha ha! And did Stromboli pay! Plenty! ''(drops a small sack of gold coins and does a wicked laugh)'' That shows you how low Honest John will stoop, eh Giddy?

*'''Gideon:''' Hicc-lup! ''(his hiccup makes a mess of beer all around him)''

*'''Honest John:''' Now, everyone, ''(takes a drag on his cigar'') what's your proposition?

*'''Coachman:''' Well... ''(puffs pipe)'' how would you blokes like to make some real money? ''(drops a big sack of gold coins)''

*'''Honest John:''' Well… and who do we have to, eh… ''(making the signal of cutting a head off)''

*'''Lots-o Huggin' Bear''': Oh No no no my friends we don't do a thing like that.

*'''Coachman:''' He is correct. You see... 

(he peers around to make sure he’s not been overheard)

*'''Coachman: '''We're collecting stupid little boys.

*'''Honest John:''' Stupid little boys?

*'''Joker:''' You know, the disobedient ones that play hooky from school.

*'''Honest John:''' Ooh!

*'''Coachman:''' And you see… ''(whispering)''

*'''Honest John:''' Yes…

(Gideon rubs the inside Honest John's ear to make it better for him to hear)

*'''Coachman:''' … and we takes 'em to Pleasure Island.

*'''Honest John:''' Ah, Pleasure Island! Pleasure Island?! But the law, suppose they…

*'''Coachman:''' No, no. There is no risk. They never come back…. As BOYS!!! 

(he shows a devilish face, laughs with the villains, scaring Honest John and Gideon)

*'''Coachman''': Now, we got a coach load leaving at midnight. We'll meet at the crossroads, and no double-crossing!

*'''Honest John:''' No, sir.

*'''Coachman''': Scout around. And any good prospects you find, bring them to me.

*'''Honest John:''' Yes, chief.

*'''Coachman''': I'll pay you well. I got plenty of gold.

*'''Honest John:''' Yes, yes.

(Fade to black then the scene changes to Pinocchio, Jiminy Cricket, Ash Ketchum and his friends walking through the town.)

Pinocchio: No sir, nothing can stop me now. I'll make good this time.

Jiminy Cricket: You'd better!

Pinocchio: I will. I'm going to school.

Jiminy Cricket: That's the stuff, Pinoke.

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(As Pinocchio keeps on running he is suddenly tugged by Honest John's cane)

Honest John: Well well Pinocchio, what's your rush?

Pinocchio: I got to beat Jiminy, Ash and his friends home. Oh hello

Honest John: Well how was the great actor?

Pinocchio: I don’t want to be an actor. Stromboli was terrible.

Honest John: He was?

Pinocchio: Yeah he locked me in a bird cage.

Honest John: He did?

Pinocchio: Uh-huh but I learned my lesson.

Honest John: Oh you poor poor boy, you must be a nervous wreck. That’s it you are a nervous wreck. (Clears throat, to Gideon) We must diagnose his case at once. Ahem quick Doctor your notebook. (Gideon gets out the notebook) Bless my soul. (Checking Pinocchio's wooden arm) Mmm! Mmm-hmmm! My my, just as I thought. A slight touch of monetary complications with bucolic semi-lunar contraptions of flying trapezes. (Gideon writes down notes and Honest John checks Pinocchio's tongue) Mm-hmm! Say hippotamus.

Pinocchio: (With his tongue sticking out) Hi-ho-hotamus.

Honest John: I knew it! Compound transmission of the pandemonuim with percussion and spasmodic frantic disintegration! Close your eyes. (Pinocchio closes his eyes) What do you see?

Pinocchio: Nothing.

Honest John: (Holds out the poka dot cloth) Open them. Now what do you see?

Pinocchio: Spots.

Honest John: Ah-ha! Now that heart. (Pulls up Pinocchio's shirt and placed his ear on his chest) Ooh, my goodness! (Beating the window with his cane) A paltapating syncopation of the killer diller with a wicky-wacky stamping of the boy-joy. (Bonks Gideon on the head and takes the notepad) Quick, Doctor that report! (Honest John looks at the scribbled notepad) Ooh, this makes it perfectly clear! My boy, you are allergic!

Pinocchio: Allergic?

Honest John: Yes! And there's only one cure. A vacation on Pleasure Island!

Pinocchio: Pleasure Island?

Honest John: Yes! That happy land of carefree boys where every day is a holiday.

Pinocchio: (Walking away) But I can't go. I...

Honest John: (Stopping Pinocchio) Why, of course you can go. I'm giving you my ticket. (Gives him card) Here.

Pinocchio: Thanks! But I'm...

Honest John: Oh, tut-tut-tut. I insist. Your health comes first. Come, the coach departs at midnight!

(Honest John and Gideon escort Pinocchio to the coach.)

Jiminy Cricket: Pinoke? Oh, Pinoke? Now where do you suppose he... (Shocked upon seeing Pinocchio being taken away again) Pinocchio! Hey, come back.

(Jiminy follows Honest John and Gideon. Meanwhile Ash and friends went back to Geppettos's house.)

Ash Ketchum: Well, Pinocchio we're home. (Realizes that he's not with them) Pinocchio?

Brock: Where did he go this time?

Misty: I don't know, we'll have to look for him again.