Editing Ash Ketchum Meets Peter Pan/Transcript (section)

== Captain Hook's new plan/Little Flying Eagle/"What Made The Red Man Red?" ==
(Meanwhile back at Captain Hook's ship at night we see the Tick Tock Croc swimming in the water while looking up on the Jolly Roger waiting for Hook. In Hook's cabin the captain was seen in a blanket with his feet in a small tub of water)

'''Captain Hook:''' (sniffing) That cursed Peter Pan. (sniff) Making a fool out of me. I sh....I sh...Whew! Ah-choo! (sneezes it the tub while making a splash) Oh, my head.

(But then he heard pounding and outside his cabin Mr. Smee was pounding his hammer to a few nails holding a sigh saying "Quiet: Do Not Disturb")

'''Pirate:''' (singing) Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life. Your hot water, Mr. Smee.

'''Mr. Smee:''' Shh!

'''Meowth:''' Shh! Would you be quiet, you fool?!

???: Yeah, can't you read the sign?! (reading) "Quiet: Do Not Disturb!"

'''Mr. Smee:''' Yes. The poor captain has a splitting headache. We mustn't annoy him.

(But unknown to him the captain came out and while not looking he pounded his hammer on Hook's head, as Smee wobble his hammer.)

'''Two-Face:''' Hey, be careful with that thing, you idiot!

(Hook spun dizzy till he sat back on his chair. The villains came in as well as Mr. Smee, though he tripped a bit, but approached to the dazed-out Hook)

???: (nervously) Uh, hey there, Captain Hook.

'''Bushroot:''' How're you feeling?

(The dazed-out Hook gives a smile)

'''Harley Quinn:''' Aw, looks like he's happy.

'''Mr. Smee:''' Well, Captain, it's nice to see you smilin' again. (chuckles) Bring back the good old days when we was leadin' a healthy, normal life. (took out a thermometer) Scuttin' ships, cuttin' throats. Oh, captain, why don't we put to sea again?

'''Quackerjack:''' He's right sir, because... (checks around) ... we heard there's trouble a foot on Neverland.

'''James:''' Yeah, women trouble.

Villainesses''':''' Excuse me?!

'''James:''' (yelps) I meant good women trouble.

'''Villainesses:''' Much better.

'''Mr. Smee:''' Yes, Captain. We wouldn't want this to go any farther, ... (unknown to Smee he was pouring in too much hot water on the tub) ... but the cook told us that the first mate told him, that he heard that Pan has banished Tinker Bell.

(The thermometer overheats and explodes as Hook jumps up, screaming.)

'''Captain Hook:''' WHOA!!!

'''Team Rocket:''' (gasps startled)

(Smee fell down as Hook seizes him with his hook)

'''Captain Hook:''' (mad) Why, you doddering imbecile, I....(realizes) Did you say Pan has banished Tinker Bell?

'''Mr. Smee:''' Aye, aye, Captain. That he has.

'''Captain Hook:''' But why?

'''The Liquidator:''' Ah, well, uh, it was on the account of some young girl named Wendy, Captain.

'''Bushroot''': Yeah! Uh, Tink tried to do away with her the minute she arrived on the island with Peter and everyone else.

'''Megavolt:''' Yes, she tried to have her fall to her doom because she was jealous of how Wendy is getting Peter Pan's attention.

'''Quackerjack:''' Yeah, what Sparky said.

'''Megavolt:''' Don't call me Sparky!

'''Captain Hook:''' Well, well.

'''Mr. Smee:''' That's why we ought to leave, Captain. This ain't no place for a respectable pirate.

'''Captain Hook:''' That's it, fellas! (slaps Smee from the back) That's it!

'''Mr. Smee:''' I'm glad you agrees, Captain.

'''Captain Hook:''' Quick, me coat. Me best dress coat.

'''Team Rocket:''' Yes, sir!

'''Mr. Smee:''' Aye, aye, sir. The sooner we gets going, the better. (bring the coat as Hook put it on)

'''Captain Hook:''' Ah, yes, a jealous female can be tricked into anything. (checks the mirror) My case of hooks!

'''Mr. Smee:''' Aye, aye, sir.

'''Meowth:''' Here you go, Captain! Your Sunday set.

(Hook picks a golden hook)

'''Captain Hook:''' If we impress the pixie, convince her we're eager to help her, the wench may chart our course to a certain hiding place.

'''Mr. Smee:''' Our best hiding place is the Spanish main, sir. (runs out) I'll set our course...(but then gets dragged by Hook)

'''Captain Hook:''' And where do you think you are going?

'''Mr. Smee:''' To tell the boys we sails with the tide, sir.

'''Joker:''' Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. You weren't listening carefully, Smee.

'''Captain Hook:''' You will go ashore, pick up Tinker Bell and bring her to us. (drops Smee)

'''Negaduck:''' Jessie, James, and Meowth! You will go with him!

'''Jessie:''' (scared) Us? (shivers) Out there in the island at night? But...

'''Captain Hook:''' No buts, you'll go get Tinker Bell or else. (shouting) UNDERSTAND?!!!

(Team Rocket and Mr. Smee were blown away by the shouting and then they fell to a dingy boat)

'''Team Rocket and Mr. Smee:''' (panicking) Aye, aye, sir!

(They quickly rowed their dingy off the ship rowed towards Neverland. Later, at the Indian's Camp we heard drums playing)

'''Indian Chief:''' How.

'''Peter Pan:''' How.

(The Indian Chief says something to Peter in sign language.)

'''Wendy:''' What's the chief doing, John?

'''Misty:''' Yeah, why's he doing that with his hands?

'''John:''' He's delivering an oration in sign language.

'''Ash Ketchum:''' That's sign language?

'''Michael:''' What's he saying?

'''John:''' (translating) He says, "Peter Pan, mighty warrior. Save Tiger Lily. Make big chief heap glad."

'''Wendy:''' Well, he certainly doesn't look "heap glad."

'''Misty:''' That's for sure.

'''Wendy and Misty:''' (giggle)

'''Ash Ketchum:''' (grunts as he crosses his arms in anger; quietly) "Mighty warrior" indeed.

'''Indian Chief:''' Make Peter Pan heap big chief. (puts on a feathery Indian chief head wear on Peter's head) You now Little Flying Eagle.

'''Peter Pan:''' (whooping as an Indian)

(The Lost Boys cheer)

Cubby: Hurray! Hurray!

Slightly and Nibs: Yay!

Racoon Twin Boy #1: Flying Eagle!

Racoon Twin Boy #2: Flying Eagle!

Ash Ketchum: (becomes shocked in disbelief as he watches Peter showing himself off; whispers) What?!

Cubby: Hurray!

John Darling: Bravo!

Wendy: Oh, how wonderful!

Michael: Hurray!

'''Misty and Brock:''' Awesome!

(Consumed with rage, anger, envy, frustration, and jealousy towards Peter Pan, Ash begins to lose patience and feels the urge to confront his rival for his cockiness and egotism. With that, his face begins to turn bright red, looking like he was going to explode.)

'''Ash Ketchum:''' (speaks softly and angrily through his teeth while clenching his fists) This isn't fair! I did most of the work! I deserve some credit for saving Tiger Lily! Why is he getting all of the praise and I'm not?! That behavior of his is making my blood boil!

Pikachu: (notices that Ash is about to blow up at Peter) Pika? (climbs up Ash's shoulder and calms his trainer down) Pikachu, Pika, Pi, Pika, Pika. Pika, Pi, Pika, Pikachu.

Ash Ketchum: (listens to Pikachu and relaxes himself; calmly breathes in and out as his face cools down while regaining his composure) Okay, Pikachu, you're right. This isn't the time for a confrontation right now. We'll have a talk with Peter in private after the celebration.

Pikachu: Pika! (relieved) Pikachu...

(Peter flew back down and sat with the Chief and Tiger Lily as they crossed their legs and the Lost Boys followed along. Tiger Lily gives her father his long Indian tobacco as he smoked.)

Indian chief: Teach 'em paleface brother all about red man.

Misty: Red man?

John Darling: Good, this should be most enlightening.

Cubby: Hey, what makes the red man red?

Racoon Twin #1: When did he first say, "Ugh"?

Michael Darling: Why does he ask you, "How"?

Indian Chief: "Why does he ask you, 'How'?"

(What Makes the Red Man Red Song)

[Indians]

Why does he ask you, "How"?

(drum rolls)

Once the Injun didn't know all the things that he know how

But the Injun he sure learn a lot

[Chief and Indians]

And it's all from asking how

(Indians whooping)

[Indians]

We translate for you

Hanna means what mana means 

[Chief and Indians]

And ganda means that too

(Everyone does the Indian whooping. Wendy almost joins in the fun but then gets stops as she gets confronted by an elderly Indian woman looking stern.)

Indian Woman: Squaw, no dance. Squaw, get 'em firewood.

(Wendy leaves frustrated for firewood.)

[Indians]

When did he first say, "Ugh"?

(drum roll)

When did he first say, "Ugh"?

(Drum roll)

In the Injun book, it say when first brave married squaw

He gave out with heap big "ugh"

[Chief and Indians] 

When he saw his mother-in-law

(Indians whooping, as Tiger Lily danced to the music in front of Peter as he watches)

[Indians]

What made the red man red?

What made the red man red?

Let's go back a million years to the very first Injun prince

He kissed a maid and start to blush and we've all been blushin' since

(Peter does an Indian whooping)

[Indians]

Now you've got it right from the head man

The real true story of the red man

No matter what's been written or said

[Chief and Indians]

Now you why the red man's red

(All the Indians, the Lost Boys, Misty, and Brock do the Indian whooping, and too Wendy's shock John joined in.)

John Darling: Wahoo!

Wendy Darling: John!

(Then she felt a tug and notice Michael.)

Michael: Squaw, take 'em papoose. (gives her his bear and joins in while whooping) Wahoo! (whoops)

Wendy Darling: Michael!

(Then the elderly Indian Woman placed her hand on Wendy's shoulder.)

Inidian woman: Squaw get 'em firewood.

Wendy: Squaw, no get 'em firewood! Squaw, go home.

(She leaves as everyone else danced in the Indian camp.)