Editing Ash Ketchum Meets Peter Pan/Transcript (section)

== Hook attacks the children/Meeting the Lost Boys/Tinker Bell is banished ==
Captain Hook: (scared) Is he gone, boys?

James: Yes, Captain Hook, he's gone.

Mr Smee: Aye, Captain, all clear. Nothin' to worry about.

Captain Hook: (shivering) Oh, Smee, Smee. I can't stand it any longer. I tell you, I can't stand it any longer. I tell you, I can't. I can't stand it. 

Mr Smee: Now, now, now, now, Captain. Just relax.

Jessie: Yeah, all you need is a shave.

Mr. Smee: Yes, sir. A nice, soothing shave. There now.

(Hook sighs calmly. A seagull flies by but then stops upon noticing the covered Hook on his chair and comes for a landing)

Mr. Smee: (singing) Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life

A sailing over the sea

Give me a career as a...

(The seagull settles down on Hook's head thinking it was a nest)

Mr Smee: Captain, you know, I can't help noticin', you just ain't been your usual jolly self of late.

(Unknowingly puts shaving cream on the seagull's tail without it noticing)

Mr Smee: (singing) Give me a career as buccaneer... (stops singing) And the crew's gettin' a might uneasy, Captain. (Looks at what he thought was his Captain) 

Meowth: That is, what's left of it.

Mr. Smee: Yes that's right Meowth. (chuckles)

(Smee unknowingly shaves the Seagull's tail feathers upon mistaking it for Hook's head)

Mr Smee: Now, why don't we put to sea, see? Leave Never Land. Forget Peter Pan. There now!

(The Seagull wakes up and notices its tail feather have been shaved, which it then flies off screaming and crying)

Mr Smee: We'd all be a lot happier, not to mention a lot healthier. (Singing) Oh...

(But then stops in shock to discover his captain was headless and panics)

Mr. Smee: (panics) Captain? 

???: (gasps) What happened?! 

Negaduck: What did you do, you idiot?!

???: You must've shaved his head off!

Mr. Smee: Oh, dear! I never shaved him this close before. (check under the sheet and panics) Ooh.... Ooh...Ooh! (goes down)

???: (panics) Somebody find the Captain's head!

Two-Face: You three look around!

Team Rocket: Yes sir!

Mr. Smee: Now, don't worry, Captain. It must be somewhere about.

(While unknown to Smee he ends up carrying the seated Captain Hook up as his sheet and the towel on his face comes off as he notices and looks down)

Captain Hook: Get up, you idiots!

(Smee and Team Rocket get up while dropping Hook and his chair)

Mr. Smee And Team Rocket: Aye, aye, sir.

(Hears a thud and find the Hook all dazed while not noticing the rest of his body)

Mr. Smee: Ooh! We found it, captain. (grabs his head tries to pick it up) Good as new. (chuckling)

James: Yep. You'll have your head back on in...(notices; gets startled and screams) AAAAH!!! It's alive!

Captain Hook: (angrily catches Smee, Jessie and James with his hook) Why, you blithering blockheads!

Mullins (V.O.): Peter Pan ahoy!

Villains: Huh?!

Captain Hook: What? What? (drops Smee, Jessie, and James down and shouts) Where away?

Mullins: Three points off the starboard bow!

(Hook takes out his telescope)

Captain Hook: Swoggle me eyes! It is Pan! (he spots Peter, the Darling kids, and Ash and his friends) Headed this way with some more of those scurvy brats! 

Meowth: Let me see, let me see!(looks with binoculars) Hey we know few of them brats! It's the Twerps and Pikachu!

Jessie: The Twerps?! (looks up with binoculars) Well, so it is!

???: Now what're they doing here?

???: Who cares why they're here! ''They're here!''

???: And they're vulnerable for us to attack!

'''The Liquidator''': Yeah, let’s attack them while we have the chance! Don't delay, act now! 

Captain Hook: Good idea! Mr. Smee, pipe up the crew!

Mr. Smee: Aye, aye, sir. Pipe up the crew. Pipe up the crew. (shouts) All hands on deck! (blows his whistle) All hands on deck!

(Most of the crew on deck came shouting to their battle stations)

Mr. Smee: (blows his whistles) All hands on deck! (then stomps on the bottom floor and shouts) All hands on deck!

(The pirates on the lower deck came out from below and the whole crew ran shouting to their battle stations)

???: Battle stations, everybody!

???: Get a move on!

Captain Hook: (shouts to the crew) Look alive you swabs! (Smee brings Hook's coat as he puts it on) We've got him this time, Boys.

Mr. Smee: That we have, captain.

Captain Hook: (shouts to the crew) Man the Long Tom, you bilge rats!

'''???''': You heard the Captain, you load of goons!

'''???:''' Yeah, ready the Long Tom!

'''Penguin:''' Load her up and prepare to fire, gents!

Joker: Let's put a smile on that face! (chuckles evilly) 

(Smee brings Hook's hat to him as he puts it on fashionably)

Captain Hook: (to Smee) I've waited years for this.

Mr. Smee: Not coutin' holidays either.

Captain Hook: (shouts to the crew) Double the powder, shorten the fuse!

Mr. Smee: Shorten the powder, double the fuse!

Captain Hook: A pretty sight, fellas. We'll pot 'em like sitting ducks.

(Spots Peter, the Darling kids, Ash and his friends on a cloud viewing the island.)

???: There they are.

???: Right on sight.

Joker: (chuckles sinisterly) This is going to be fun!

Captain Hook: (shouts to the crew) Alright men! Range 42.

James: (shouts) Range 42.

Captain Hook: (shouts) Elevation 65.

Meowth: (shouts) Elevation 65.

Captain Hook: (shouts) Three degrees west.

Mr. Smee and Jessie: (shouts) Three degrees west.

Captain Hook: (shouts) Steady now! Steady!

(Smee covers head his hat and covers his ears. To Peter, the Darling kids, Ash and his friends)

Ash Ketchum: Wow, so this is Neverland!

???: Gee, it's beautiful!

???: Yeah, it's amazing!

Wendy: Oh, Peter, it's just as I've always dreamed it would be. (notices) Oh, look, John, there's Mermaid Lagoon.

John: By Jove!

Brock: Hey, look over there!

(They notice the Indian camp)

John: And the Indian encampment!

Misty: Hey look down there!

(They spot Hook's ship the Jolly Roger)

Michael: Oh, look, there's Captain Hook and the pirates.

(But then a cannon ball was fired towards them)

Ash Ketchum: (gasps and shouts) Incoming!

???: Cannon fire!

Peter Pan: Look out!

Brock: Take cover!

(They all took cover in the clouds as the cannon ball shot passed them)

Littlefoot: Uh-oh.

Misty: (worried) I think they spotted us!

???: We better get out of here, fast!

Peter Pan: Quick, Tink! Take Wendy, and the others to the island. I'll stay here and draw Hook's fire.

(Tinker Bell was unpleased over that before flying off)

Peter Pan: (whistling) Hook! Hook! You codfish! Here!

(More cannon fire was shot as Peter avoids them)

Ash Ketchum: (Pikachu is scared and is over Ash's eyes) Pikachu! Ow. P-Pikachu, this is not the time to panic! (pulls Pikachu off, hears the cannon shot and gasps upon seeing an incoming cannonball) Start panicking! Whoa! (flies out of the way very quickly) Everyone evacuate to the island! Right now! (flies down to Neverland to evacuate safely from Hook's cannonballs)

(The entire team follows Ash's orders and immediately fly down to the island. Wendy is flying down as well but is having a hard time keeping up with Tinker Bell.)

Wendy: Tinker Bell?

(Tinker Bell was flying down fast)

Wendy: Not so fast. Please, Tinker Bell. (shouts) We can't keep up with you!

(Tinker Bell looks back but doesn't slow down as she continued to fly down in past pace)

Wendy: Tinker Bell! Wait!

(But Tink dives down fast and flies to a secret entrance and flew her way under a a lake as fishes watch her, then flies to the room of the room of Peter's crew: the Lost Boys who were all asleep. Tink tries to wake up 4 of them, Cubby (boy in bear suit), Slightly (boy in fox suit), Raccoon Twin Boys, then tried to wake up Tootles (boy in skunk suit), then tries to wake up Nibs (boy in rabbit suit) but he shuts her up with his pillow. Tink got out of the pillow and pushes down Cubby's club down causing it to hit Slightly's head)

Slightly: Ouch!

(The club lands on Cubby's arms as he still sleeps with the twins. Slightly notices the club and think he did it)

Slightly: So!

(He kicks him causing him and the twins to smash to a wall)

Raccoon Twin Boy #1: Who ya shovin'?

Raccoon Twin Boy #2: Who ya shovin'?

(Cubby punches them)

Cubby: You! That's who!

(Then they start fighting each other but then Tink pulls Slightly's hood ear and alert them)

Slightly: Huh? Orders from Pan?! Hold it men!

(Cubby smacks the Twins to each but then they all stop)

Nibs: What's the orders, Tink?

Tinker Bell: (jingles and does some charades)

Cubby: A terrible what?

Slightly: Wendy Bird.

Cubby: Wendy Bird?

Tinker Bell: (jingles)

Raccoon Twin Boy #1: Flying this way?

Cubby: Pan's orders are.... What?

(Tinker gives a kick)

Cubby: Smash it?

Slightly: Kick it?

Raccoon Twin Boy #1: Stomp it?

Raccoon Twin Boy #2: Stomp it?

(Tinker Bell tingles in disappointed and does a charade of her shooting something then points down)

Slightly: Oh! Shoot it down!

Nibs: Shoot it down!

Raccoon Twin Boy #1: Yeah, shoot it down!

(Tink has them follow her as they grab their stuff)

Slightly: Come on, follow Tink!

Cubby: Yeah, come on. Let's go then!

(They all head out to surface through their secret exits before heading up a cliff, where Tink points up to Wendy flying)

Slightly: I see it!

Raccoon Twins: Me too!

Lost Boys: Ready, aim.... (They readied their weapons) Fire!

(They all opened fire causing the startled Wendy to fall and scream. Tinker Bell watches with joy as Wendy was falling to huge rocks.)

(Ash and Pikachu arrived to notice)

Ash Ketchum: Wendy!

Pikachu: Pika!

Ash Ketchum: Hold on, we're coming!

(But then Peter swooped past him and Pikachu quick and catches her in time, leaving Tink frustrated as she kicked a dandellion)

Wendy: Oh, Peter, you saved my life.

(Tink glows red with anger and flies off mad while burning through a leaf)

Ash Ketchum: Hey! What's the big idea, Peter?! Pikachu and I had her! We saw her first!

Peter Pan: Sorry, guys. Guess I’m a little too fast.

Wendy: Yes. But thanks for trying, you two.

Ash Ketchum: Aww. You’re welcome, Wendy. And sorry, Peter.

Pikachu: Pika-pi.

Peter Pan: Apology accepted, guys.

Misty: (comes down) Wendy! Are you alright?

Brock: (comes down) Yeah, that was a close one.

Michael: (coming down) Are you hurted, Wendy?

Wendy: (catches Michael in her arms) No, Michael.

John: (comes down) Good heavens, Wendy, you might have been killed.

(But then...)

Lost Boys: Hey! Hey! Pan!

(The boys came down)

Cubby: We followed your orders, Pan!

(Ash, Brock, and Misty readied their PokéBalls, and the others stood their ground. While John opened his umbrella, then Wendy and Michael stood behind him.)

Slightly: Hey, Pan, I got it with my skull buster!

(But then Slightly gets pushed away by the twins followed by Nibs and Tootles)

Raccoon Twin Boy #1: Ya did not! We did!

Raccoon Twin Boy #2: I did it, Pan! I did it!

(But then they get pushed away by Cubby)

Cubby: No, I did!

(But then the boys started fighting till...)

Peter Pan: (shouts) Attention!

(They stood up and saluted like soldiers while Cubby dropped one of the twins)

Peter Pan: Well... I'm certainly proud of you. (mad) You blockheads!

(The boys looked sad)

Peter Pan: I bring ya a mother to tell stories....

Raccoon Twin Boy #1: A mother?

(Wendy nods)

Peter Pan: And you shoot her down.

Cubby: (in tears) Well, Tink said it was a bird!

Peter Pan: Tink said what?

(Tinker Bell went to hide)

Raccoon Twin Boy #1: Well, she said you said to shoot it down!

Peter Pan: Tinker Bell. Tink!

(Tink comes out of hiding)

Peter Pan: Come here. (Tinker Bell turns around) You're charged with high treason, Tink. (Tinker Bell gives yawn look) Are you guilty or not guilty?

Tinker Bell: (jingles)

Peter Pan: Guilty?

(The Darling kids and Ash and his friends looked shocked)

Peter Pan: But don't ya know ya might have killed her?

(Tinker Bell nods with a smile)

Peter Pan: Tinker Bell! (Tink was just walking away) I here by banish you forever.

(Tink stops with shock and frustration and flew off)

Wendy: Please, not forever.

Ash Ketchum: Yeah, don't you think that was a bit too harsh, Peter?

Peter Pan: Well, for a week then. Come on, Wendy, I'll show you the island.

Wendy: Oh, Peter, the mermaids?

Misty: (gasps) Mermaids?! I'd sure like to see-

Brock: (lovestruck) Beautiful girls!!!!!!

Misty: (groaned annoyed)

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Cubby: Aw, let's go huntin!

Nibs: Tigers?

Raccoon Twin #1: Naw, bears.

Raccoon Twin #2: Naw, bears.

John: Personally, I prefer to see the aborignies.

Michael: And the Indians too.

Peter Pan: Alright, men! Got out and capture a few Indians.

(The Lost Boys saluted)