Editing Ash's Adventures of Toy Story/Transcript (section)

==Woody and Buzz Fight/Meet Sid==
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* '''Pikachu:''' Pika Pika!

Woody: All right! That's it! (angrily marching)

Buzz Lightyear: Hmm, unit directive bonding strip.

Robot: Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.

(Woody confronts Buzz.)

Woody: Listen, light snack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine and no one is taking him away from me.

Buzz Lightyear: What are you talking about? (to Robot) Where's that bonding strip?

Woody: And another thing, stop with the space man thing! It's getting on my nerves!

Buzz Lightyear: Are you saying you want a lodge a complaint with Star Command?

Woody: (sarcastically) Okay, ooh, so, you wanted do it the hard way, huh?

Buzz Lightyear: Don't even think about it, cowboy.

Woody: Oh, yeah, tough guy?!

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(Suddenly the sound of a barking dog is heard. Woody stops laughing as everyone looks to the bedroom window)

* '''Sid Phillips:''' (offscreen) Yessss! Ah, ha, ha, ha...

(Slinky hides under the bed)

* '''Woody:''' Uh-oh.
*'''Ash Ketchum:''' Who's that?
*'''Slinky:''' It's Sid!

(The Troikas get scared and got into each from smallest to biggest)

* '''Rex:''' I thought he was at summer camp!
* '''Hamm:''' Uh... They must have kicked him out early this year.

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* '''Mr. Potato Head:''' Who is it this time?
* '''Woody:''' I can't tell. Hey where's Lenny?
* '''Lenny:''' Right here, Woody.

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*'''Lenny''': He's lighting it! He's lighting it! (Sid lit the explosive on the Combat Carl action figure toy) HIT THE DIRT!!!
*'''Ash Ketchum''': RUN!!!
*'''Taran''': DUCK IN COVER!!!
*'''Littlefoot''': IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!
(Bo Peep screams as everyone ducks behind the window)
*'''Buzz Lightyear''': LOOK OUT!!!
(Sid's dynamite explodes, blowing the Combat Carl action figure to dozens of pieces. Scud continues barking.)
*'''Sid Phillips''': Yes! He's gone! He's history! (laughs wickedly)
*'''Princess Eilonwy''': Oh, what an awfully, horrid little boy!
*'''Misty''': You can say that again.
*'''Ash Ketchum''': Sheesh! Didn't his mom ever taught him not to play with explosives? That kid needs some serious help.
*'''Taran''': A lot of serious help if you think about it, Ash.
*'''Buzz Lightyear''': Well, I could've stopped him.
*'''Woody''': Buzz, I would love to see you try. Of course, I'd love to see you as a crater.
*'''Ash Ketchum''': Woody!
*'''Woody''': I'm kidding, Ash. I'm kidding.
* '''Bo Peep:''' The sooner we move the better.
*'''TBA:''' I-I don't understand. Why don't you guys just go over there and save any toy that Sid tortures?
*'''Mr. Shark:''' Keep away! You keep away from Sid Phillips. You're all too young to remember Shakes.
*'''Buzz Lightyear:''' Shakes?
*'''TBA:''' Who's Shakes?
*'''Woody:''' He was Molly's rattle.
*'''Mr. Shark:''' The best dang rattle I've ever worked with! Till Sid got a hold of him. I took old Shakes into that room of his and I've never seen him again. But I... heard... I heard the screams.
*'''TBA:''' (whimpers) You mean like... the good kind of screams, right?
*'''Mr. Shark:''' Some say he pulled Shakes apart! Like the wings of a fly, there's others that think he melted him in acid! A bit at a time! Pulled his eyes out first to let him watch. But I say Shakes was lucky. In Sid's room. There's things much worse than death.

(Ash, Littlefoot, Taran, and the gang are worried)

*'''Mr. Shark:''' I, Shakes was lucky.

(Mr. Shark goes back into the toy box)

*'''Woody:''' (sarcastically) Well does that answer your question?

(Everyone shoots Woody a deadpan look)