Editing Ash's Adventures of The Rescuers/Transcript (section)

===Ash and friends join the Rescue Aid Society/"Rescue Aid Society"/Reading the message===
(Meanwhile, Ash and the gang are hanging out at a local café where Shaggy is chowing down on some burgers.)

Shaggy Rogers: Man, there's nothing like a good chowing down on a couple of good burgers like these. Though I wonder where Scoob got to. It isn't like him to miss out on a burger chow down with me before.

Brock: Beats me, Shaggy. He said he was going to roam around the docks and look for some treasures.

Misty: Well, even if he does find any treasure, maybe it'll be something worthwhile.

Ash Ketchum: Hey, there he is now! (runs up to Scooby-Doo) Hey, Scooby! (notices the bottle in his mouth) Hmm? What's that you got there?

Scooby-Doo: (hands Ash the bottle) It's a message in a bottle, Ash. Take a look.

Ash Ketchum: A message in a bottle, you say? How peculiar.

Daphne Blake: Who could've sent it?

Velma Dinkley: Do you think it might be urgent?

Bugs Bunny: Well, let's find out.

Daffy Duck: Yeah, open it and read it.

(Just then, Ash feels a gentle tap on his ankle. It was a friendly male mouse.)

Mouse: Uh, pardon me.

Ash Ketchum: (surprised) Hmm?

(The gang looks down and sees the male mouse.)

Mouse: But I believe there is a group who can tell you what the message is.

Daphne Blake: Eek! A mouse! A big, scary mouse!

Misty: Ew, ew, ew, ew! Take it away, take it away!

Mouse: Whoa! Whoa! Easy, ladies! Easy! I mean no harm. I won't hurt anyone here. Honest.

Velma Dinkley: You s-s-sure?

Mouse: Yes, madam. I'm sure. Now, if you agree to trust me and not kill me, my organization and I would be happy to help you understand the meaning of the mysterious message in the bottle you're holding in your hands. The organization is called the Rescue Aid Society. It consists of delegates around the world dedicated to helping and assisting children who are in desperate need of help.

Ash Ketchum: That sounds like a pretty dedicated organization you have there.

Mouse: Indubitably, my boy. You people are more welcome to join and we'll make you the first ever human beings and larger animals to be members of our beloved society.

Ash Ketchum: Hmmm..... I'm up for it. What about you, guys?

(They look at each other for a while and think it over. They all come to an agreement of joining.)

Misty: Okay, we'll join.

Brock: I guess it wouldn't hurt to join something dedicated in helping people.

Fred Jones: Yeah.

Bugs Bunny: Sure. Why not?

Daffy Duck: Yeah. We'll do it.

Ash Ketchum: Thanks for the offer, Mr. Mouse. (shakes his hand)

Mouse: My pleasure.

(The scene changes to the United Nations in New York City. The people come into the building while the woman speaks French over PA.)

Man Over PA: Attention, please. (Mice delegates come out of the bags) The economic and social council will convene in five minutes.

(The mice delegates come down to the meeting hall greeting a janitor mouse named Bernard.)

*'''French Ambassador''': Bonjour, Bernard.

*'''Bernard''': G-good day, sir. (sweeps) G-good day, Mr. Ambassador.

*'''Russian Ambassador''': (speaks in native Russian language)

*'''Bernard''': How do you do, ma'am?

*'''German Delegate''': (speaks in native German language)

*'''Chairmouse''': Order, order. This emergency meeting of the International Rescue Aid Society is now in session. Delegates, you have been summoned from all corners of the globe... because we have reason to believe that someone is in distress. As you know, our society has never failed to answer a call for help.

*'''Delegates''': (cheering)
*(Ash and his friends arrive. The mice delegates look at them and murmur with curiosity.)
*Chairmouse: Ah, well who do we have here? Who might you children be?
*Ash Ketchum: My name is Ash Ketchum, sir. And these are all of my friends.
*Chairmouse: Ah, delightful to meet you, Ash and welcome my new friends.
*Misty: Thank you very much, sir.
*Chairmouse: My pleasure, dear young lady. Ash and friends please have a seat and make yourselves comfortable.
*Ash Ketchum: That's very kind of you, sir. 
*(Ash and his friends sit down and listen.)
*Chairmouse: Now, as I was saying. We will face the portrait the beloved founder of our society, Euripides Mouse. Delegates, hands over hearts.
*(The mice delegates and the heroes placed their hands on their chests.)
*Chairman, Delegates and Heroes: (singing) R-E-S-C-U-E Rescue Aid Society
*German Delegate: (singing off-key) Hands held high, touch the sky You mean everything to me. (the other delegates stare at her)
*Chairman, Delegates and Heroes: (singing) In a fix, in a bind Call on us anytime We'll appear from nowhere Mighty are we R-E-S-C-U-E Rescue Aid Society Honesty, loyalty we pledge to thee R-E-S-C-U-E Rescue Aid Society
*Bernard: (singing along) Hands held high touch the sky you mean everything to me (just then a female Hungarian mouse named Bianca arrived) In a jam, in a scrape And you think "no escape" Do not fear, we'll be here courageous are we.
*Bianca: (singing along with the chairman delegates and the heroes) R-E-S-C-U-E Rescue Aid Society hands help high touch the sky our hearts we pledge to thee.
*(The song ends as the French delegate pulls a seat for Bianca sitting next to the heroes.)
*Bianca: (smiling warmly) Why, hello there, darlings.
*Ash Ketchum: Hello, there. What's your name, Miss?
*Bianca: My name is Miss Bianca. What's yours, children?
*Ash Ketchum: My name is Ash Ketchum and this is my partner Pikachu.
*Pikachu: Pikachu.
*Bianca: My, aren't you a sweet little darling? (petting Pikachu on the head)
*Pikachu: (blushing) Pika.
*Fred: We're the Mystery Inc.
*Misty: I'm Misty and this is Azurill.
*Azurill: Azurill.
*Bugs Bunny: I'm Bugs.
*Daffy Duck: I'm Daffy and he's the Roadrunner. (Roadrunner beeps)
*Brock: I'm Brock and we're really pleased to meet you, Miss. Bianca.
*Bianca: (chuckles) I'm really pleased to meet you too, children.

Chairman: Mouse scouts, bring in the bottle.

(The mouse scouts pull in the bottle with the message. The delegates murmur in amazement.)

Chairman: Mr. Bernard, if you please.

(Bernard comes in carrying a ladder.)

Bernard: Coming through. Pardon me. (the chairman quickly ducks down which caused the delegates to laugh)

Chairman: Have a care there.

Bernard: I'm sorry. Excuse me, sir. (Bianca and the two delegates duck down) Whoops.

Chairman: Egad! 

Misty & Brock: (ducks from the ladder) Hey!

Pikachu: (duck from the ladder) Pika!

Ash Ketchum: (ducks from the ladder) Watch it!

Bugs Bunny: (ducks from the ladder) Yikes! Watch it, you clumsy oaf!

Daffy Duck: (ducks from the ladder) Be careful with that, you nitwit!

Chairman: (the delegates laugh in amusement) Delegates, this no time for levity. Serious business, you know. Serious business.

(Bernard climbs up on the ladder but he instantly stopped and looks at the chairman.)

Chairman: (sighs in annoyance) Now what?

Bernard: Sir, there's 13 steps on this ladder.

Chairman: (scoffs) Superstitious nonsense!

(Bernard used the rope lassoing the cork as Bianca and the delegates look up at him. Bernard struggles to open the cork as the chairman waits impatiently. Bernard removes the cork and slips into the bottle's mouth.)

Chairman: What next?

Bernard: Oh, um, sorry, sir. (slides into the bottle) (filtered) I'll have it out in a jiffy sir.

(Bernard takes the message out and the scouts hold the message.)

Chairmouse: (clears throat, reading the message) "To Morningside Orphanage, New York." Hm. Most difficult to decipher. I can't make it out.

Ash Ketchum: Miss Bianca, can you read this?

Miss Bianca: I'll try. (reading the message) "I am in, uh, terrible...terrible trouble." Oh, oh dear. It's all watered out. "H-h-hurry! Help! Penny?"

Ash Ketchum: Penny?

Misty & Brock: Penny?

Shaggy Rogers: Like who's she?

Daffy Duck: Or better yet where is she?

Bugs Bunny: And what is this Morningside Orphanage she's referring to?

Scooby-Doo: I don't know.

Chairmouse: Penny? Morningside Orphanage? Huh. Dash it all. There's not much to go on, is it?

Miss Bianca: Oh, oh, that poor, little girl. Oh, Mr. Chairman, please. Please, may I have this assignment?

Charimouse: You? Miss Bianca? (chuckles) Dear lady, it's absolutely without precedent. I mean it's not like the old days when it was a man's world. Uh, however, (chuckles) I suppose there has to be a first time. (giggles)

Bernard: (knocks on the bottle) Uh, uh, Mr. Chairman, sir? I-I I don't this Miss Bianca should go. It could be dangerous. I-I mean any-anything co-could happen to her.

Chairmouse: Heh. You see, dear lady, before our janitor interrupted, (clears throat firmly) I was about to suggest that you should have a co-agent go with you. Gentlemen, who will volunteer?

(The male delegates raise their hands)

Brock: Wow, those gentlemen must be pretty desperate to go with Miss Bianca.

Miss Bianca: (chuckles) Gentlemen, this is indeed a most difficult decision to make. (she looks at them and after a few moments, she makes up her mind) I chose Mr. Bernard to be my co-agent.

Bernard: (falls back in the bottle in response) M-Me? Oh, th-that's, that's really very, uh... No, uh, see, I'm... I'm... I'm a... I'm only a-a-a ja-janitor.

Miss Bianca: Oh, come on. We'll be a great team together. Oh, come on!

Ash Ketchum: You know what, Miss Bianca? I like your attitude. We'll accept this mission too. Won't you guys agree?

Misty: Oh, yes.

Brock: Most definitely.

Shaggy, Velma, Daphne, and Fred: (murmur in agreement)

Scrappy-Doo: Scrappy-Dappy-Doo isn't gonna stand around and let a little girl feel all sad and alone in captivity.

Scooby-Doo: Neither will Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

Daffy Duck: We'll give the kid's kidnappers a lesson or two on who they're messin' with! Wouldn't we, Bugs, old pal?

Bugs Bunny: Absolutely, Daf!

Scrappy-Doo: And with a little dose of my puppy power would show them a thing or three.

(Everyone laughs)

Ash Ketchum: Then it's settled. We're Rescue Aid Society delegates now, guys. A lonely little orphan girl is in need of our help. And we will not rest until she is rescued and brought back safely to Morningside Orphanage. Let's do this.

Delegates: (cheering)

Chairmouse: Oh, good show, Ash, my boy! (to Miss Bianca) A janitor, my lady? Oh, good heavens. Bless my soul.