Editing Ash's Adventures of The Pagemaster/Transcript (section)

== Meeting Adventure and Fantasy ==
Richard Tyler: This is not good. Definitely not good at all.

(Suddenly the sword pops out of the book which causes to Richard to scream in fright.)

Ash Ketchum: Whoa, what is that?!

???: Where's the son of the sea biscuit knocked me from me crows nest?! (It reveals to be a pirate book named Adventure which amazed Richard, Ash and friends) (Shaking the loose pages off him) Where's he'd be? Where's he'd be? 

Brock: (shocked) Is it just me, or is that a talking pirate book?

Adventure: So here be the lubbers who knocked me on me poop deck, and with no apologies too! (jumps on the crashed cart) You, all fiction or nonfiction?

Richard Tyler: I'm... Richard. Richard Tyler. And these are my friends Ash Ketchum. Brock, Misty, Pikachu and Togepi.

Adventure: What kind of books would ye be?

Ash Ketchum: We're not books, we're human kids.

Adventure: Got any proof?

Ash Ketchum: (pulls out the library cards) See? Here's our names.

Adventure: (gasps) A library card. Oh, begging your pardon, kids. I didn't you are customers. (sees Pikachu) Ahoy, there, little matey.

(Adventure was about to touch Pikachu's cheeks but Ash stopped him.)

Ash Ketchum: Ah-ah-ah. Please, don't touch Pikachu's cheeks.

Adventure: (confused) But, why, matey?

Ash Ketchum: Because Pikachu's got 100,000 powerful volts of electricity stored in his cheeks, otherwise if you touch them you'll get literally shocked.

Adventure: (understands) Oh, all right, matey.

Richard: Look all we want to do is get out of here.

Adventure: (laughing) Of course you do, matey. We all do.

Misty: You too, huh?

Adventure: Aye, Misty. But this is a library, mates. Not everything as it seems.

Pagemaster's Voice: Look to the books. (echoing)

Brock: So, you know the way out of here?

Adventure: Aye, Brock, I know these waters like the back on me hook!

Ash Ketchum: Okay, so which way?

Adventure: This way.

Ash Ketchum: We got to get home.

Richard: Yeah, my parents are probably worried sick about me.

Pikachu: Pikachu.

(Adventure follows Richard, Ash and his friends.)

Adventure: Well, I'm afeared I've been dry-docked in this library than I'd like to remember.

Misty: You mean nobody have checked you out.

Adventure: (shaking head) Nay, Misty, nobody checked me out. (to Richard) As I sees it, you with your library card are me ticket out of here! Isn't that a deal, matey? (his belt falls off) Ooh, I'm naked.

Richard: Uh, yeah, I guess so.

Adventure: (laughs) That's the spirit, lad!

Richard: Can we get going now?

Adventure: Aye aye! Let's scale this mast and get our bearings!

Richard: Mast? That's a ladder. I kind of have this thing about heights.

Adventure: Huh. I'll take care of that.

Ash Ketchum: How are you gonna do it?

Adventure: Oh, you'll see. (muttering) "Mysterious Island." Yes "Kidnapped." Ah, here we be! "(takes the book) "20,000 Leagues Under The Sea."

Misty: Are you sure you know what you're doing?

Adventure: Trust me. Ah, the squid, yes, that's it!

(Just the water and the giant squid pop out of the book.)

Ash Ketchum: You guys climb up!

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Richard: It's a giant squid!

(Adventure, Richard, Ash and his friends climb up the ladder but the squid wraps it's tentacles. Adventure jumps to the next book shelf.)

Misty: What do we do now?

Adventure: Jump, kids! It's jump for your lives!

(Richard, Ash and his friends jump to another book shelf, Richard struggles to hold on he takes some of the books and falls down screaming. Then all sudden Richard looks to hear a female voice yelling at him to let go of her it was a fairy book named Fantasy he released her which caused her to gasp and the she flies to Ricard angrily.)

Fantasy: (angrily) What are you doing, grabbing me like that, messing up my pantyhose hmph. (grumbling) Now I gotta straighten up my little mermaid underwear!

Misty: I do beg your pardon, ma'am, what is your name?

Fantasy: (grumpily) I'm Fantasy! (clears throat, sweetly) I'm Fantasy. What are your names children?

Ash Ketchum: My name is Ash Ketchum and this is my partner Pikachu.

Pikachu: Pika.

Misty: I'm Misty and this is Togepi.

Togepi: Togi.

Brock: (lovestruck) My name is Brock, Miss Fantasy.

Fantasy: Why it's a pleasure to meet you, children.

Misty: Okay.

Fantasy: By the way, what is this? (takes the library card and looks at it)

Richard: It's a library card.

Fantasy: I'm a book, honey, I can read. (clears throat) Now, tell me, children, what's the one thing for more than anything in the world? Hmm?

Richard: Anything in the world?

Ash Ketchum: We'd like to get out of here, Fantasy.

Pikachu: Pika.

Fantasy: I'll grant your wish, children. But you must do me one small kindness in return.

Brock: Anything, Miss Fantasy.

Fantasy: (shaking Richard's face) You gotta check me outta here!

Misty: You want to get out of here too.

Fantasy: Mmm-hmm.

Richard: That's it? Okay, let's go. Do I have to click my heels or something?

Fantasy: (laughs) Honey, you in the wrong story.

Ash Ketchum: They are no yellow brick roads around here.

Brock: Yeah, this a library not the Land of Oz.

(Adventure climbs on top of the shelf.)

Adventure: That was a close one, kids. Kids? Hold on there, missis! The kids with me!

Fantasy: You all know that short story?

Richard; Yeah, he's Adventure.

Misty: He wants to get out of here too.

Fantasy: Children, that's what they all say.

Adventure: I heard that! I'll have you know I'm a classic!

Fantasy: Mmm-hmm. A classic...misprint.

Adventure: Why, you old sea serpent! I'll rip out your pages and use them for...(falls off) Oh, no!

Richard: Do something!

Ash Ketchum: Catch him!

Fantasy: Hmm.

(She attempts to catch him with her wand magic but Adventure lands on his face.)

Fantasy: Oops! (laughs) I forgot.

Ash Ketchum: Why, forget?

Fantasy: Because my wand doesn't always outside the Fantasy section.

Richard Tyler: You mean you can't wish us to the exit?

Ash Ketchum: I guess we're gonna have to take the long way.

Adventure: (groans) That overdue shrew's never seen the exit before.

Fantasy: More than you have, shorty! In fact the exit's just beyond my Fantasy section. Hmph!

(Richard picks up Adventure and dusts him)

Adventure: Then what are ye doing in these parts? There a witches' convention around here, maybe?

Fantasy: Look I was misshelved. (laughs) But that's over, now that young Prince Charming and his friends come to check me out.

Adventure: My good eye, he is. The lads and lass checking me out! (he grabbed Richard's arm and Fantasy grabbed Richard's other arm) Come on, boy, we're wasting time chumming off this dinghy. It's onto the exit for us.

(Ash and his friends felt embarrassed with Adventure and Fantasy fighting over Richard.)

Ash Ketchum: (groans) Oh, good grief.

Pikachu: Pika.

Fantasy: If he thinks the exit in that direction, you know it's got to be in this one!

Adventure; Don't listen to her, mate. She's not sailing with a full crew!

Misty: Come on, you guys! Quit it!

Brock: Yeah, stop fighting you're hurting Richard!

(Fantasy sends a wave of fairy dust which causes Adventure to sneeze and fall back.)

Adventure: Fantasy! She's a blooming nightmare.

Fantasy: Let's leave him, children. He doesn't even know where we are now.

Adventure: Bilge water! Of course I know we are! (sees a book) We're... "Hound of Baskervilles." (takes the book) Ha! We're in Baskervilles! Have a look-see!

(Richard takes the book and looks through the pages.)

Richard: Hmm. Huh?

(Suddenly a wild hound pops its head out barking angrily at Richard scaring him. Ash, Misty, Fantasy and Brock scream in fright as they run for their lives. The wild hound comes out of the book chasing the group.)

Ash Ketchum: Run for it, guys!

Fantasy: Hey! This way! Through here!

Pikachu: Pika, pi!

Togepi: (cries in fright)

Adventure: Nice doggy! Good doggy!

Richard: Hurry!

(Richard gets pulled by Adventure before the hound can bite him. The group pants as they catch their breath.)

Ash Ketchum: Man, that was close. I don't like that hound dog.

Misty: Me neither. it tried to maul us.

Brock: Uh, guys, you might want to see this.

Pikachu: Pika.

(The group sees a night sky and hear howling.)

Fantasy: (sighs) Oh, baby.

Misty: Where are we this time?

Brock: Looks like some kind of graveyard.

Richard: Are we still in the library?

Adventure: Aye, kids, the horror section.

Richard: It looks pretty scary.

Adventure: That it does. Just stay close to me and you got nothing to worry about.

Misty: Yeah, sure.

Fantasy: Mmm-hmm.

(The group start their journey walking into the graveyard.)