Editing Ash's Adventures of The Jungle Book 2/Transcript (section)

=== W-I-L-D/Argument ===

: '''Mowgli''': This is the perfect hideout? This is King Louie's place.
: '''Baloo''': Was, kid, was. He's splitsville. Me and the monkeys turned it into the greatest secret hideout ever.
: '''Monkey''': Coming through. Hey, Baloo. Good to see you back again, man.
: '''Baloo''': Everybody knows about it.
: '''Mowgli''': Then how can it be a secret?
: '''Baloo:''' I mean, everybody who's anybody. Nobody who's nobody don't know nothing about no place that everybody who's anybody knows about. You dig?
: '''Mowgli''': My head hurts.
: '''Baloo''': Turn the thinker off a minute and just dive in. Step aside, and I'll show you what a real rug-cutter can do.
: '''Flunkey Monkey''': Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the boss of bop, the jack of jive, the jungle cat who's really gonna keep it alive. Get ready to stir it up and serve it up. I'm talking about Baloo is in the house!
: '''Baloo''': Hey, cats, alright! ''[singing]'' ♫ When we start to move ♫ ♫ Hey, honey, it ain't no joke ♫ ♫ We got a savage groove ♫ ♫ We didn't learn from human folk ♫ ♫ No human folk ♫ ♫ Excuse our incivility We're W-I-I-I-L-D ♫ ♫ When the music plays All the people stomp their feet But a stomping paw ♫ ♫ Can lay down a better beat ♫ ♫ Tell me we ain't naturally W-I-I-I-L-D ♫ ♫ It's a snap ♫ ♫ To bring out the beast in you ♫ ♫ You're free like the bird it's true ♫ ♫ Or a frog or a hog or... ♫ Oh, man, whatever! ♫ ♫ From the baddest cat ♫ ♫ To the sweetest little deer ♫ ♫ Tonight's the night ♫ ♫ We're gonna get our tails in gear ♫ ♫ Show me your ferocity Go W-I-I-I-L-D ♫
: '''Elephant''': ♫ We snort, we squeak ♫
: '''Mongooses''': ♫ Up high or deep underground ♫
: '''Bugs''': ♫ We snarl, we shriek We fly round and round and round ♫
: '''Baloo''' ♫ Ah, go, you sweet thing. That's inhuman, baby. ♫
: '''Mongoose''': ♫ The old mongoose ♫ Gets good and loose ♫
: '''Ocelot''': ♫ The ocelot gives it all he's got ♫
: '''Parakeet''': ♫ The parakeet Goes, "Twiddlee-deet" ♫
: '''Macaw''': ♫ The red macaque Shouts "Hang on, Jack!" ♫
: '''Tiny Worm''': ♫ The tiny worm ♫
: '''Pachyderm''': ♫ The pachyderm ♫
: '''Cheetah''': ♫ The spotted cat ♫
: '''Water Rat''': ♫ The water rat ♫
: '''Cuckoo''': ♫ The great cuckoo ♫
: '''Baloo''': ♫ The bear Baloo Are W-I-I-I-L-D ♫ Here's the thing! ♫ If we're broke, we never squawk ♫ ♫ We don't need to check no clock ♫ ♫ To know what time it is ♫ ♫ It's time to rock ♫ ♫ When you dance like that ♫ Hey, honey, it sure is hip I can't stand it! ♫ I want to tip my hat But I got no hat to tip ♫ I don't need no hat. ♫ ♫ Ask me why and I won't lie I'm W-I-I-I-L-D ♫ ♫ We grunt, we growl ♫ ♫ Up high or deep underground ♫ ♫ We hoot, we howl ♫ ♫ We fly round and round and round ♫ ♫ My oh me, it's plain to see We're W-I-I-I-L-D ♫ ♫ He, she, me, uniquely W-I-I-I-L-D ♫ ♫ Every beastie running free W-I-I-I-I-I L- D! ♫ Whoo-hoo.
: '''Monkey''': That's my boy. They don't swing like that in your man village, do they kid?
: '''Mowgli''': Well, no.
: '''Monkey''': Big fat no.
: '''Baloo''': Say, what that village like, anyway?
: '''Monkey''': Whoa, don't bother the kid. He told me all about that scene.
: '''Baloo''': Let me lay it out for you. Those people are crazy.
: '''Monkey''': Everybody works and nobody plays.
: '''Baloo''': Oh, man!
: '''Mowgli''': They got nothing but rules, rules, rules.
: '''Monkey''': And there's even this girl who thinks the jungle is a scary place.
: '''Baloo''': But, you know, it doesn't matter, cos Mowgli will never see that village or that crazy girl again.
: '''Monkey''': Ain't that so, kid?
: '''Baloo''': Mowgli? Mowgli?   '''Baloo''': Mowgli? Mowgli!  '''Mowgli''': ♫ That morning sun peeks over the mountains ♫ ♫ And all the rhinos rub their eyes ♫ ♫ When they hear ♫ ♫ Hear the jungle rhythm ♫  '''Ranjan''': Did we find Mowgli yet?  '''Shanti''': Oh, are you tired?  '''Ranjan''': A little.  '''Shanti''': I'm sure we'll find him soon. Come on. Hop up. You OK up there?  '''Ranjan''': ''[Yawns]'' Uh-huh.  '''Mowgli''': ♫ How could it be Half as good as being free? ♫ ♫ Part of me ♫ ♫ Like the jungle rhythm ♫ ♫ Like the jungle rhythm ♫  '''Shanti''': Did you hear that?  '''Ranjan''': Hear what?  '''Shanti''': It sounded like Mowgli.  '''Ranjan''': Mowgli!  '''Shanti''': Ranjan, wait! Mowgli!  '''Mowgli''': Shanti? Whoa!  '''Shanti''': Are you OK?  '''Mowgli''': Oh, I feel "vine".  '''Ranjan''': What are you doing up there?  '''Mowgli''': Hold on. I'll be right... Whoa!  '''Shanti''': I can't believe I found you.  '''Mowgli''': I thought I'd never see you.  '''Baloo''': You out here, kid? Hey, Little Britches! Mowgli?  '''Ranjan''': You're not really helping.  '''Shanti''': Ranjan, stop pulling.  '''Mowgli''': It's her.  '''Shanti''': That wild bear that carried you off. What wild...  '''Mowgli''': What wild... ''[Gasps]''  ''[Baloo roars as he comes toward them.]''  '''Mowgli''': Baloo, don't! No, no, no, no! Stop! Wait!  '''Baloo''': Roar. My poor sneezer. That hurt.  '''Shanti''': You come anywhere near Ranjan and I'll really show you hurt. Don't make me do it.  '''Mowgli''': Wait! Wait, wait, wait. Calm down. It's OK.  '''Shanti''': But he's attacking us.  '''Baloo''': Attacking? I'm the one socked in the schnozzle.  '''Mowgli''': That's because you scared her.  '''Baloo''': But, you told me to scarify her.  '''Shanti''': What?  '''Mowgli''': No, no, no, no. Uh, I mean...  '''Shanti''': Wait a minute. Mowgli, you planned this?  '''Mowgli''': Well, I...  '''Shanti''': ''[Groans]'' Come on, Ranjan.  '''Mowgli''': Shanti, I can explain!  '''Shanti''': Don't even bother.  '''Mowgli''': Shanti, wait!  '''Baloo''': Man, you weren't kidding about her. She's bad news.  '''Mowgli''': No, she's not. She was helping and you scared her.  '''Baloo''': Man alive! First, you tell me to scare her, then, you tell me not to scare her. Kid, I only got so much room in this noggin, and it's filling up fast.  '''Mowgli''': You just don't understand.  '''Baloo''': Alright, how's about laying it out for me?  ''[Mowgli sighs as he hangs his head down, then looks ahead.]''  '''Baloo''': Read you loud and clear, kid. You wanted that girl to find you.  '''Mowgli''': Oh!