Editing Ash's Adventures of The Jungle Book/Transcript (section)

==Dawn Patrol/Colonel Hathi's March==
[''The scene fades to morning. Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Togepi, Brock, Mowgli, and Bagheera are still sleeping when the ground starts to shake rhythmically, as the song "Colonel Hathi's March" starts playing.'']
*'''Jungle Patrol''': Hup, two, three, four

*Keep it up, two, three, four

*Hup, two, three, four

*Keep it up, two, three, four

*Hup, two, three, four
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*''[Mowgli, Ash and his friends start waking up and notice the scene from below.
*'''Ash Ketchum:''' Hey, what's that?
*'''Mowgli:''' A parade!
*'''Bagheera''': ''[waking up]'' Oh, no. The Dawn Patrol again. ''[sighs]''
*''[Mowgli, Ash and the gang climb down the tree.]''
*'''Colonel Hathi''': Company, sound off!
*'''Jungle Patrol''': ''[singing]'' Oh, the aim of our patrol
*'''Slob Elephant''': ''[singing]'' Is a question rather droll
*'''Jungle Patrol''': ''[singing]'' For to march and drill over field and hill. ''[all trumpet]''
*'''Colonel Hathi''': ''[singing]'' Is a military goal!
*'''Jungle Patrol''': ''[singing]'' Is a military goal!

*Hup, two, three, four

*Dress it up, two, three, four

*By the ranks or single file

*Over every jungle mile

*Oh, we stamp and crush through the underbrush
*'''Hathi Jr.''': ''[trumpets]'' In the "miritaly" style!
*'''Jungle Patrol''': ''[singing]'' In the military style!
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*'''Colonel Hathi''': Company...left face! (they turn left and face forward)
*'''Winifred''': (very tired) March, march, march. My feet are killing me.
*'''Elephant #1:''': (whispering) I'm puttin' in for a transfer to another herd.
*'''Colonel Hathi''': '''SILENCE IN THE RANKS!'''
(The elephants stood up and straight, still, and silent as commanded. Hathi marched around them to see if they're in proper position. But he noticed their rears are slouching down.)
*'''Colonel Hathi''': Dress up that line!
(The elephants raised their rears up as commanded. Though Hathi slapped Winifred's rear to make her to the same thing.)
*'''Winifred''': Oh!
*'''Colonel Hathi''': (clears throat) Pull it in, Winifred. (marches back to the front) Inspection...arms!
(The elephants raised their trunks up high. Mowgli, however, pointed himself downward.)
*'''Hathi Jr.''': (whispers) Stick your nose out.
*'''Mowgli''': (raises his head up and whispers) Like this?
*'''Hathi Jr.''': (whispers) That's right.
*'''Colonel Hathi''': (examines one elephant's trunk and looks carefully into its nostrils) Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. A dusty muzzle. Soldier, remember in battle that trunk can save your life. Take good care of it, my man.
*'''Elephant #1''': Yes, sir!
*'''Colonel Hathi''': Very good. Carry on. (examines the sloppy elephant as he is chewing on grass; clears throat) Let's have a little more spit and polish on those bayonets.
*'''Sloppy elephant:''' Yes, sir.
*'''Colonel Hathi''': ''Esprit de corps!''That's the way that I earned my commission in the Mahajarah's 5th Pachyderm Brigade. Back in '88, it was - Or was it?
*'''Winifred''': ''[whispering to the first elephant next to her]'' Here it comes. The "Victoria Cross" bit again.
*'''Colonel Hathi''': It was then I received the Victoria Cross, for bravery above and beyond the call of duty. ''[chuckles]'' Those were the days. Discipline! Discipline was the thing! ''[leans on his bamboo cane]'' It builds character and all that sort of thing, you know. ''[his cane snaps in half as he leans on it]'' And, uh... Oh. Uh, where was I? Oh, yes. Inspection. ''[clears throat and inspects the next recruit that is a rough-looking elephant with bent tusks and a black eye]'' Well, very good. ''[the next recruit is an elephant with a goofy-looking grin across his face]'' Wipe off that silly grin, soldier! This is the army. ''[the elephant's smile droops into a sad frown, making his tusks droop. The next recruit is focused on a fly buzzing around his face which lands on his trunk]'' Ahem. ''[swats the fly with his cane]'' Eyes front. ''[next, the lieutenant, with a mop of hair]'' Tsk, tsk, tsk. Lieutenant, that haircut is not regulation. ''[messes the hair up]'' Rather on the gaudy side, don't you think? ''[swipes his cane across, giving the lieutenant a military-style flat-topped haircut]'' There. That's better. ''[looks to the left]'' And as for you- ''[realizes that he's talking to his son Hathi, Jr. and looks down]'' Oh, there you are. ''[chuckles]'' Let's keep those heels together, shall we, son?
*'''Hathi Jr.''': Okay, Pop. ''[puts his feet together]'' Sir!
*'''Colonel Hathi''': Yes, that's better.
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*Mowgli: Hey, stop that!
*Colonel Hathi: (gasps and sputters) A man-cub! Ohh, this is treason! Sabotage! I'll have no man-cub in my jungle!
*Mowgli: It's not your jungle!
*(Just then, Bagheera arrives.)
*Bagheera: Hold it! Hold it! I can explain, Hathi!
*Colonel Hathi: Colonel Hathi, if you please, sir.
*Bagheera: Oh, yes, yes. (Clears throat) Colonel Hathi. The man-cub is with me. I'm taking him back to the man-village.
*Colonel Hathi: To stay?
*Bagheera: You have the word of Bagheera.
*Colonel Hathi: Good. And remember, an elephant never forgets. ''[Mowgli angrily crosses his arms at him.]'' Heh. I don't know what the army's coming to these days. These young whippersnappers, who do they think they are? ''[He clears his throat to wake up Winifred and the other dozing elephants.]'' Let's get on with it! Right face! ''[They turn right, but bump into each other and get stuck.]'' Forward, march!
*''[They start marching forwards and get unstuck. Winifred then notices that something's missing.]''
*'''Winifred''': Dear, haven't you forgotten something?
*'''Colonel Hathi''': Nonsense, Winifred, old girl. An elephant never forgets.
*'''Winifred''': Well, you just forgot our ''son.'' ''[raises an eyebrow at Hathi]''
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