Editing Ash's Adventures of The Jungle Book/Transcript (section)

==Mowgli and Kaa Encounter (Trust in Me)/Shere Khan, Kaa, Team Rocket and The Crime Empire's Conversation==
[''The scene fades to Mowgli walking aimlessly through the jungle then he stops to rest on the root of a tree as a tail picks Mowgli from the ground and raises him to the branches above where it's revealed that the tail belongs to none other than Kaa'']

*'''Mowgli:''' Kaa, it's you!

*'''Kaa:''' Yesss, man-cub, so nice to see you again. [''hissingly laughs'']

*'''Mowgli:''' Oh, go away. Leave me alone.

*'''Kaa:''' Let me look at you. [''Mowgli turns away from Kaa's eyes''] You don't want me to look at you? Then you look at me.

*'''Mowgli:''' No. sir. I know what you're trying to do, Kaa.

*'''Kaa:''' You do? Uh, I mean, you don't trust me.

*'''Mowgli:''' No!

*'''Kaa:''' Then there's nothing I can do to help?

*'''Mowgli:''' You want to help me?

*'''Kaa:''' Ss-certainly. I can see to it that you never have to leave this jungle.

*'''Mowgli:''' How could you do that?

*'''Kaa:''' Hmm? Oh, I have my own ss-subtle little ways. [''chuckles''] But first, you must trust me.

*'''Mowgli:''' I don't trust anyone anymore.

*'''Kaa:''' I don't blame you. I'm not like those so-called fair-weather friends of yours. You can believe in me.

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*[Soon, the hypnotized Mowgli, is happily asleep all wrapped up in the serpent's warm and cozy bundle of coils]
*[Down below, Shere Khan is hunting for Mowgli while our favorite bumbling villainous idiots, the Team Rocket trio and the Crime Empire set their sights for little Pikachu, when they here Kaa singing. Shere Khan, walks over to where he could see the end of a snake and tugs Kaa's tail as a doorbell which caused him to gasp in surprise before he can eat Mowgli.)
*Kaa: (annoyed) Oh, now what? I'll be right down! (comes down) Yes, yes? Who is it?
*Shere Khan: It's me, Shere Khan. I'd like a word with you if you don't mind. (Lies down)
*Kaa: Shere Khan, what a surprise.
*Shere Khan: Yes, isn't it? I just drop by. Now forgive me if I interrupted anything.
*Kaa; Oh, no, nothing at all.
*Shere Khan: I thought perhaps you entertaining someone up there in your coils.
*Kaa: Coils? Someone or no. I was just curling up for my siesta.
*Shere Khan: But, you were singing to someone. (grabs Kaa's neck) Who is it, Kaa?
*Kaa; (gulps) Uh, no. (coughs) No, well, I was just singing to myself.
*Shere Khan: Indeed.
*Kaa: Yes, yes, you see, I have--(gulps) trouble with my sinuses.
*Shere Khan What a pity.
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*Kaa: Oh, you have no idea. It's simply terrible. I can't eat, I can't sleep. So I sing myself to sleep.
*Joker: And just how do you sing yourself to sleep?
*Kaa: You know self-hypnosis.
*Penguin: Oh, really?
*Kaa: Oh yes. Let me show you how it works. [Kaa moves to Shere Khan's eyes] (sings) A trust in me.
*[But Shere Khan drops his paw over Kaa's head, moving it to the ground]
*Kaa: Mmm-fff!
*Shere Khan: No, no, I can't be bothered with that. I have no time for that sort of nonsense.
*The Liquinator: Yes as interesting as this self-hypnosis is, we don't have time to stick around and hear about it.
*Kaa: (from under Shere Khan's paw) Some other time, perhaps? 
*Shere Khan: Perhaps. But at the moment I'm searching for a mancub. 
*Kaa: Mancub? What mancub? 
*Jessie: The little twerp who's lost. 
*Shere Khan: That's right, Jessie, (to Kaa) Now, where do you propose he could be? 
*Kaa: Search me? (covers his mouth in shock) 
*Joker: Search you, you say? 
*Two-Face: What a good idea. 
*Shere Khan: No, that's an excellent idea. I'm sure you wouldn't mind showing us your coils. Would you, Kaa? 
*Kaa: Certainly not. Nothing here and nothing in here. 
*(Mowgli snores in Kaa's coils.) 
*Bushroot: Hey, did you guys hear that? 
*Harley: Yeah, sounds like someone's snoring. 
*(Kaa pretends to snore.) 
*Kaa: Ooh, my sinuses. 
*MegaVolt: Hmm, yes your sinuses. 
*Shere Khan: Hmm, indeed. And now how about the middle? 
*Meowth: Yeah, can you show us the middle? 
*Villains: (smirking) Hmm? 
*Kaa:  The middle? Oh, the middle.
*[He puts down his middle, leaving Mowgli in much less coils. Shere Khan feels around the coils in the middle, which tickles Kaa]
*Kaa: (laughing) Absolutely nothing in the middle!
*Shere Khan: Hmmm. Really? Well, if you do just happen to see the man-cub, you will inform me first. [Scratches Kaa's chin with his claw.] Understand?
*Kaa: (gulps) I get the point. [Crosses in a criss cross] Cross my heart, hope todie.
*Shere Khan: Good show. And now I must continue my search for the helpless little lad. [Shere Khan leaves]
*NegaDuck: Have fun with your self-hypnosis serpent. Crime Empire. Move out! [He and the Crime Empire leaves]
*Kaa: Oh, who do they think they're fooling? "A helpless little lad." Ooh, they give me the shivers. (shivers which caused Mowgli to wake up) Picking on a poor little helpless boy. (sighs, then remembers) Oh, yes, poor little helpless boy.
*(Mowgli kicks Kaa's coils which caused him to fall off the tree. Then Mowgli comes down to confront Kaa.)
*Mowgli: You told me a lie, Kaa. You said I could trust you.
*Kaa: It's like you said. You can't trust anyone!
*(Kaa was about to strike Mowgli but just then he felt rough pinning on his tail it was a furious Ash.)
*Ash Ketchum: Hey! Leave Mowgli alone or else!
*Kaa: Or else what?
*Ash Ketchum: Or I'll have my Pikachu shock you!
*Pikachu: Pika!
*Kaa: (mockingly) My, you're a feisty little boy.
*Ash Ketchum: Oh, yeah?! Pikachu thunderbolt him!
*(Pikachu shocks Kaa which caused him to scream in pain then Ash and Pikachu run off leaving Kaa dazed and he glares after Ash and Pikachu who are running after Mowgli.)
*Kaa: (groans) That little boy and his little rodent are so annoying. Next time I'll have them in my coils. (about Mowgli) If I never see that skinny little shrimp again it would be too soon. (slithers away, moaning) My sacroilic.
*(The camera fades to black.)