Ash's Adventures of Space Jam/Transcript

Moron Mountain

Mr. Swackhammer: (furiously) Are you listening?! (shutting off the televisions) Did you hear him? Did you hear him? That little brat is right! I've told you if I told you once! I told you a thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand times! We need new attractions!

Nerdlucks: Right!

Mr. Swackhammer: New ones!

Nawt: Uh-huh.

Nerdlucks meet Bugs Bunny

Bang: We seek the one they call Bugs Bunny.

Nawt: Yeah, Bugs Bunny.

Bang: Have you seen him?

Pound: Where is this guy?

Blanko: Is he around?

The Nerdlucks transform into Monstars

Daffy Duck: Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys!

(The tunes laugh in amusement. Pound and Bang smile evilly as they both hold the bag the thunder crashed as the tunes leave. Bupkus, Blanko and Nawt run up to Pound and Bang. Then the nerdlucks place their hands onto the glowing basketball.)

Bupkus: Whoa!

Nawt: Ah!

(They absorb the stolen talents into their bodies and they start to feel funny. The tunes suddenly felt nervous as they turn around to see what's going on. Pound holds up his hand smiling with excitement.)

Pound: Ah!

(Pound began to grow as his body becomes muscular and stronger he laughs as his voice gets really deeper. Blanko looks on and then his feet starts shaking and the big sneakers appear. Then he zooms up tall and the basketball uniform appears onto him as he yells. Then Bang becomes muscular and bigger as he grows tall he groans in pain as his spine gets really strong the spikes popped out of his back. Bang now sports a red orange flattop, his eye glows white. The camera zooms into Bang's eye staring at the viewers as he chuckles evilly then he roars like a beast. We see the aliens' shadows grow tall as the tunes' eyes widen with horror. The aliens are now big and muscular they smile evilly down at the tunes. Pound looks like Charles Barkley, Bang looks like Patrick Ewing, Bupkus looks like Larry Johnson, Blanko looks like Shawn Bradley and Nawt looks like Muggsy Bogues. Pound and Bang chuckle at the tunes their voices are now deep and masculine.)

Blanko: (to Porky) Hey, little pig. (leans down to scare him) Boo.

Porky Pig: (screams, then feels embarrassed) I wet myself.

(Porky blushed in embarrassment as the muscular aliens chuckle in amusement while Bang picks up the ball.)

Bang: Time to play a little basketball.

(Bang yells as he slams the ball to the ground which caused an earthquake.)

The Monstars' visit

Pound: You've heard of the dream team? Well, we're the mean team, wimpy man!

Bupkus: Wimpy man.

Michael Jordan: "Wimpy man?"

Nawt: We're the Monstars. M O N...(noticed Pound staring at him) Uh.

Pound: (to Michael) Let's see what you got, chump. (tosses the ball to Michael)

Michael Jordan: I don't play basketball anymore. (tosses the ball back to a miffed Pound)

Bupkus: (mocking Michael) I don't play basketball anymore.

(Bupkus, Pound and Nawt laugh in amusement then Bang steps in.)

Bang: (tauntingly, while smiling and shrugging) Maybe you're chicken.

(Bang clucks like a chicken while Ash and his friends roll their eyes in annoyance.)

Misty: Oh, brother.

Foghorn Leghorn: (offended) I say I resemble that remark.

Brock: (angrily) You leave Michael alone!

Pound: Who are you kids supposed to be?

Ash Ketchum: We're Pokemon trainers and the name's Ash Ketchum!

Misty: Yeah, we're friends of the Looney Tunes!

Brock: And we're playing basketball too!

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Pound: (chuckling) You, Pokemon trainers? Never heard of you! (to Misty and Brock) What about you, missy and lover boy?

Misty: The name's Misty!

Brock: And the name's Brock!

Bang: (to Ash) What kind of name is Ketchum? We never heard of a last name.

(The Monstars laugh meanly which annoys Ash and his friends,)

Pound: (sees Pikachu) What's this? (to Ash) Hey, kid, we see you have a little yellow rodent with you.

Pikachu: (angrily) Pikachu!

Ash Ketchum: That's my partner, Pikachu.

Nawt: Your Pikachu? Never heard of a name!

Bang: Yeah, that's a stupid name for a freaky little yellow rodent, kid!

Ash Ketchum: (angrily) You leave my Pikachu alone!

Bang: And, who's gonna make us, kid?

Ash Ketchum: I'm gonna make you, guys! That's who!

Bupkus: So, whatcha gonna do with your rodent, kid? Have it stare at us with his cute little eyes?

Ash Ketchum: No! He has 100,000 volts of electricity! So, you'd better watch it!

Pound: (mockingly) Ooh, now we're really scared.

Bang: Are you kids a little young to be playing basketball?

Bupkus: Yeah. a 10 year old boy, a little girl and a teenage boy?

Nawt: What a big joke!

Michael Jordan: (to Bang) You called me chicken?

Pound: Hey! (reaches to grab him) Come here!

(Pound grabs Michael and squeezed into a shape of a basketball.)

Misty: Hey, what are doing with Michael?!

Brock: Yeah, put him down!

Pound: Make me, kids! (to Nawt) Here you go! Take him! (tosses Michael to Nawt)

Nawt: Watch the footwork! Can you believe it? (tosses Michael setting the Tunes' heads on fire)

Ash Ketchum: Hey, stop it!

Bang: (catching Michael) Get out of the way, kid!

(He slam-dunked Michael into the hoop and the glass shatters. Michael bounces onto the floor.)

Pound: Hey, everybody look at your hero now!

(The Monstars snicker at Michael as he forms back to his normal shape. Ash and his friends are deeply angered over the Monstars' bullying.)

Ash Ketchum: (angrily) That was a Dirty Trick

Michael Jordan: You guys are making a big mistake.

Brock: That's right!

Bang: (to Michael) You're all washed up, baldy!

Michael Jordan: "Baldy?"

Misty: (angrily) That's not true! He is not washed up!

Bang: Oh, yeah?

Tweety Bird: Yeah, you heard Misty said! Michael is the greatest ever!

Bang: (annoyed) Shaddup!

(He flicks Tweety to the wall which caused Ash and his friends to gasp in shock.)

Pikachu: Pika!

Brock: Tweety!

(Ash runs up to Tweety and scoops him his hands as he moans in pain.)

Tweety Bird: My poor little cranium.

Ash Ketchum: (concerned) Are you OK, Tweety?

Blanko: (pushes Bang and Bupkus aside) Yeah, are you okay?

Bang and Bupkus: (pulls him back, glaring angrily at him) Hey!

Blanko: Whoops.

Tweety Bird: You're not scared of them, are you, Michael?

(The Monstars snicker at Michael.)

Looney Tunes: Huh?

Ash Ketchum: (with Misty and Brock) Hmm?

Pikachu: Pika?

Michael Jordan: Let's play some basketball.

Looney Tunes: Yeah!

Pound: We'll see you at the final game, Ash Ketchup!

Bang: Yeah, stay out of our way, Ketchup!

Ash Ketchum: It's Ketchum!

Bang: Whatever.

Bupkus: You and your friends oughta not mess with us, kid!

Nawt: Yeah, "cause we're dangerous!

(The four Monstars leave as Blanko walks to Ash.)

Blanko: Hey, Ash, I won't beat you too bad, little dude.

Ash Ketchum: (chuckles sheepishly) Thanks.

Blanko: See you, Ash.

(Blanko leaves to catch up with the other Monstars.)

Starting lineups/First half of the game

(The lights came on and crowd boos at the Monstars while Michael, Ash, Misty and Brock walk up to Pound, Bang, Bupkus and Nawt. Michael faces Bang who is growling angrily at him he shook his head.)

Bang: What are you looking at?

Pound: (growls)

Tazmanian Devil: (gulps and faints)

(Ash, Misty, Brock glare furiously at the Monstars while Pikachu's cheeks spark with anger.)

Pound: You and your friends better watch yourselves, little man!

Bang: Yeah, you kids watch your backs!

Bupkus: Your little pets will be crushed after your looney friends, kids!

Ash Ketchum: (growls) You don't scare us!

Nawt: Ooh, tough kid.

Stan gets caught by the Monstars

Bupkus: It's the boss.

(Swackhammer lights his cigar.)

Monstars: Hello, Mr. Swackhammer.

Mr. Swackhammer: All right. (walks up to them) Not bad for the first half. But we got to keep this up.

Pound: Hey, no problem. We stole the-

Nawt: We stole the talent, boss, from the best players of the NBA.

(Stan is hiding in one of the lockers listening to Nawt as he felt shocked upon hearing the truth.)

Stan Podolak: (whispers, quietly) The NBA?

Nawt: It was then, uh, uh, Grandmama. Wasn't that Larry Johnson?

Swackhammer: (pushing Nawt away) Shut up! (sniffs the air, smiling) I smell something.

(Blanko sniffed his arm pit thinking Swackhammer was talking about their body odor he's smelling.)

Blanko: Uh, we have been playing really hard.

Monstars: Yeah.

Swackhammer: Not you, you idiot! (sees the locker) It's coming from over here!

(Stan becomes scared knowing that the Monstars smelled his odor. Blanko sniffs the locker.)

Pound: That locker!

Monstars: Yeah! (Blanko pulls the locker door)

(The Monstars walk up to Stan as they felt furious for eavesdropping on them.)

Bang: (furiously) Look!

Stan Podolak: (sobbing) Don't!

Bang: It's the chubby boy!

(Swackhammer walks up to Stan.)

Swackhammer: Ah, it smells like a spy.

Stan Podolak: (chuckles nervously) You guys need a publicist? I can make you big.

Michael's deal with Swackhammer

Mr. Swackhammer: Why didn't you get this guy and those three kids?!

Bupkus: He's a baseball player.

Nawt: Yeah, boss, a baseball player.

Pound: Those kids are Pokemon trainers.

Mr. Swackhammer: Is that so?

Bang: Yeah, those little kids were too smart for us.

Mr. Swackhammer: (sarcastically, about Michael) Looks like a basketball player to me.

Blanko: Yeah, me too.

Mr. Swackhammer: Shh! He's the one I want for Moron Mountain!

The Monstars rough playing/Stan's in and out

(Marvin blows the whistle and Wile takes the ball dribbling it.)

Pound: Defeating time, boys!

(Wile becomes scared upon seeing Pound, Bang and Nawt charge at him. Then his body explodes and picks up a sign that says "Ouch!")

Porky Pig: (scared) Uh, gee- (gets butt slammed by Bang and Bupkus making him flat which caused him to scream)

Pound: Goodbye! (stomps on Sylvester)

(Michael has the ball as he tries to get past Pound and Bupkus. But, Michael is no match for Pound and he backhands his head while smiling meanly.)

Ash Ketchum: No, Michael!

Pikachu: Pika, Pi!

(He and Pikachu tried to help Michael but he is suddenly stopped by Bang.)

Bang: Oh, no, you don't, kid! (picks up Ash by the shirt and holds him in midair)

Brock and Misty: Ash!

(Misty and Brock try to help Ash but they both got stopped by Pound, Bupkus and Nawt.)

Pound: (grabbing Misty) Not so fast there, missy!

Bupkus: (grabbing Brock) Don't even think about it, pretty boy!

Nawt: Yeah, you kids ain't going nowhere!

(Bupkus pushed Brock to the ground he struggles to get up but gets pinned down by Nawt's foot. Pound twisted Misty's arm which caused to groan in pain.)

Misty: (growls) You guys are going to pay dearly for hurting me!

Pound: (mockingly) Oh-ho! She's a feisty little lady, Ain't she, Bupkus?

Bupkus: Yep, she is! (he and Pound grab Misty's ankles) Alley-oop!

Ash Ketchum: Hey, Bang, you put me down!

Bang: No way, kid! You're in for a whirl!

(He spins Ash around which caused him to yell.)

Ash Ketchum: Brock, Misty! Make him stop!

Brock: (getting kicked in the ribs by Nawt) We can't, Ash!

Misty: (being held upside down by Pound and Bupkus) They're too strong! We can't stop them!

(Bang throws him to the ground. Pikachu tries to help Ash but gets grabbed by Bang.)

Bang: You're next, you little rat! (throws him to the ground)

(Ash moaned while feeling dizzy as struggles to get up but gets pinned by Pound's muscular arm.)

Pound: You think you and your little friends can win this game, little man? (chuckles) I don't think so.

Ash Ketchum: (straining) Let me up!

Pound: Not a chance, trainer boy!

(Pikachu helps Ash by thunder shocking Pound letting him go)

Pound: (growls and glares angrily at Pikachu) I'll take care of you later, you little runt!

(Bupkus pinned Elmer with his arm then he punched Foghorn. Nawt kicks Taz and went into Brock's arms which caused the crowd to gasp. Bupkus used Foghorn as a golf club and Tweety as a golf ball.)

Bupkus: Fore! (hits Tweety into the air which caused him to land onto the bench)

(Daffy gets flatten by Bupkus' like a pancake.)

Daffy Duck: (dazed) But, Mommy, I don't want to go to school today. (Bupkus looks at him with confusion while Pound elbows Michael and Ash) I want to stay home and bake cookies with you.

(An annoyed Bupkus pulls him off as Daffy pulls the skin of Bupkus' face which caused his face to get mixed. Bang puts Ash into a headlock.)

Bang: We ain't finished with you, kid. If we win this game Air Jerk is gonna be a new attraction to Moron Mountain.

Ash Ketchum: Not if I take you down first!

(He attempts to punch Bang only to get his knuckles hurt. Bang chuckles tauntingly at Ash's attempt to fight back.)

Bang: (smiles meanly) Nice try, kid. You're a weak little squirt.

(Pound chuckles as he climbs onto the hoop backboard.)

Pound: This is gonna be fun!

Lola Bunny: I'm open! I'm open!

(Pound jumps off the board.)

Bugs Bunny: Lola, Lola, heads up!

Pound: Belly flop!

(Bugs pushed Lola out of the way safely then Pound lands on him.)

Lola Bunny; (gasps) Oh, my! Bugs! (the crowd gasped in shock)

Pound: (tauntingly) Is this your man? (gets up and chuckles as he walks away)

Bill Murray arrives/Final play

Bupkus: That's mine!

Bugs Bunny: Not today!

Bupkus: Hey!

(Bill catches the ball.)

Blanko: Bring it on, dude! (trips)

Michael Jordan: Are you sure?

Bill Murray: Yes, definitely sure. Definitely.

Swackhammer's defeat/Monstars' redemption/The Monstars apologize to Ash and his friends

(Pikachu's cheeks sputter with electricity then he walks up to Michael.)

Michael Jordan: What's up, little fella?

Ash Ketchum: Pikachu is trying to tell you something.

Misty: Yeah, we got big trouble over there.

Brock: So, you better come here quick.

Mr. Swackhammer: (furiously) Losers!

Monstars: Sorry.

Mr. Swackhammer: Choke artists!

Monstars: Sorry again.

Mr. Swackhammer: Wait until i get you back on Moron Mountain! (steps on Bupkus' foot in anger which caused him to howl in pain) All right, the party's over! Get in the spaceship!

(Pikachu steps in to face Swackhammer.)

Pikachu: (angrily) Pika, Pi!

Swackhammer: (annoyed) Hey, move, you little freak! (kicks Pikachu)

Ash Ketchum: (furiously) Hey, Swackhammer! That's my Pikachu you're picking on!

Brock: We had a deal!

Misty: Yeah, you've lost the game! And you can't treat the Monstars like that!

Swackhammer: (annoyed) Shut up, kids! I'm their boss! I can do anything I want to them!

Ash Ketchum: So, why do you guys take mistreatment from Swackhammer?

Bupkus: Because he's bigger.

Pound: He's bigger?

Bang: Than we used to be.

Monstars: Wait.

(The Monstars turned to glare furiously at Swackhammer.)

Swackhammer: (scared) What are you doing?

Ash Ketchum: Pikachu, Thunderbolt Attack on Swackhammer!

Pikachu: Pikachu!

(Swackhammer gasped in horror and Pikachu furiously shocked him with his thunderbolt which caused him scream in pain which surprised the Monstars. Michael and the tunes are amazed upon seeing it. Swackhammer felt dazed as he struggled to get up.)

Pound: Nice work, little guy.

Pikachu: Pika.

Nawt: Now, it's our turn to get back at Swackhammer!

Bang: Stay back, kids!

Bupkus: We'll take it from here!

Blanko: Yeah, leave it to us.

(The Monstars seize Swackhammer.)

Swackhammer: Hey, wait!

Bupkus: Come here!

Swackhammer: Wait! Let go!

(The Monstars ignore Swackhammer's command since they had enough of his mistreatment towards them then they stuffed him into a rocket. Ash, Misty and Brock laugh in amusement while Michael and the tunes look on. Swackhammer takes off as the Monstars wave goodbye to their now ex-boss. Swackhammer screams as he lands on the moon.)

Tunes: (cheering)

Pikachu: (cheering) Pika!

Ash Ketchum: All right!

Brock: He's out of here!

Misty: Good riddance to the Swackhammer!

Pound: Hey, you, kids.

Ash Ketchum: (with Misty and Brock) Huh? Who us?

Pound: Yeah, you. Why don't y'all come here?

Misty: Why?

Pikachu: Pi?

Pound: We just want to talk to you kids.

(Ash. Misty, Brock and Pikachu walk up to the Monstars who look at them with sad faces as they felt remorseful for their bullying behavior towards them.)

Ash Ketchum: Was it something we did?

Pound: (shaking his head) No, Ash. That's not what you kids did.

Pikachu: Pika?

Bang: Yeah, it's what we did.

Bupkus: You see, kids, we've been to listening to Swackhammer for too long.

Nawt: Now, we couldn't take it anymore.

Blanko: He always gets mad at us is because we did everything wrong especially when those attractions have gone wrong back at Moron Mountain.

Brock: Oh, geez.

Misty: My goodness.

Ash Ketchum: At least it was a fun basketball game.

Blanko: Yeah, sure, it was a fun game.

Nawt: Except we were forced to cheat and play rough.

Bupkus: Not to mention getting physical with you kids among with Michael and the tunes.

Brock: That's not a very good thing, guys.

Bang: Yeah, we also use violence to solve our problems.

Misty: All those things are completely pointless and that never solves anything at all.

Bang: Yeah, we get the picture now, Misty.

Pound: You know something, Ash. You're not a bad little kid.

Bupkus: We don't care about winning anymore.

Bang: Yeah, who wants to work at that stupid theme park, anyway?

Pound: Anyways, we owe you kids a huge apology for our attitude towards you. And, Ash, we take back everything we said to your Pikachu. (he gently pets Pikachu which pleased him) We're very sorry we picked on you kids.

(Then he hands him to his teammates as Bang, Bupkus, Blanko and Nawt take turns gently petting Pikachu.)

Bang: Yeah, and we're sorry we hurt you kids physically. And, Ash, we're sorry we hurt your Pikachu. Will you kids forgive us? (smiles warmly)

Brock and Misty: Yeah.

Ash Ketchum: (smiles) Sure, guys.

(Ash, Brock and Misty shake hands with the Monstars.)

Blanko: Your Pikachu is very cool, Ash.

Bupkus: And what powerful electric shocks he has.

Nawt: Yeah, he is powerful for a little guy.

Pikachu: (blushing) Pikachu.

Ash Ketchum: Yep, he sure does.

(Nawt playfully takes off Ash's hat.)

Nawt: (laughs) I got your hat, Ash!

Ash Ketchum: (laughing) Nawt, what are you doing with my hat?

Nawt: You'll have to get it first!

Pound: (jokingly) We're gonna get you first, Ash! Let's get him, boys!

Bang: (jokingly) Yeah, we're gonna get you, kid!

(Pound, Bang, Bupkus and Blanko playfully pick up Ash which made him laugh.)

Pound: Tickle attack!

(He, Bang, Bupkus, Blanko playfully tickle him.)

Ash Ketchum: (laughing) Hey, don't do that, guys!

Bupkus: (jokingly) How'd you like that, Ash?

Ash Ketchum: (laughing) No fair, you guys!

Blanko: (jokingly) No fair, Ash?

Pound: (jokingly) We'll show you what's not fair!

Bang: Yeah, come here, kid! (growls playfully as he pulls him into his arms) Time for a noogie!

Ash Ketchum: (laughing) Oh, no!

Bang: (laughs) Oh, yeah!

(Bang growls in a playful manner as he gives Ash a playful noogie.)

The Monstars become Nerdlucks again

(The tunes laugh in amusement upon seeing the Monstars play around with Ash while Michael smiled.)

Michael Jordan: (proudly) Had it in you all the time, didn't you?

(The Monstars smile warmly and blushed upon hearing Michael's praise.) Michael Jordan: One thing, though. Pass me the ball, Bugs. (to Monstars) You gotta give my friends their talent back.