Editing Ash's Adventures of Space Jam/Transcript (section)

== Stan gets caught by the Monstars ==
Bupkus: It's the boss.

(Swackhammer lights his cigar.)

Monstars: Hello, Mr. Swackhammer.

Mr. Swackhammer: All right. (walks up to them) Not bad for the first half. But we got to keep this up.

Pound: Hey, no problem. We stole the-

Nawt: We stole the talent, boss, from the best players of the NBA.

(Stan is hiding in one of the lockers listening to Nawt as he felt shocked upon hearing the truth.)

Stan Podolak: (whispers, quietly) The NBA?

Nawt: It was then, uh, uh, Grandmama. Wasn't that Larry Johnson?

Swackhammer: (pushing Nawt away) Shut up! (sniffs the air, smiling) I smell something.

(Blanko sniffed his arm pit thinking Swackhammer was talking about their body odor he's smelling.)

Blanko: Uh, we have been playing really hard.

Monstars: Yeah.

Swackhammer: Not you, you idiot! (sees the locker) It's coming from over here!

(Stan becomes scared knowing that the Monstars smelled his odor. Blanko sniffs the locker.)

Pound: That locker!

Monstars: Yeah! (Blanko pulls the locker door)

(The Monstars walk up to Stan as they felt furious for eavesdropping on them.)

Bang: (furiously) Look!

Stan Podolak: (sobbing) Don't!

Bang: It's the chubby boy!

(Swackhammer walks up to Stan.)

Swackhammer: Ah, it smells like a spy.

Stan Podolak: (chuckles nervously) You guys need a publicist? I can make you big.