Editing Ash's Adventures of Space Jam/Transcript (section)

== The Monstars' visit ==
Pound: You've heard of the dream team? Well, we're the mean team, wimpy man!

Bupkus: Wimpy man.

Michael Jordan: "Wimpy man?"

Nawt: We're the Monstars. M O N...(noticed Pound staring at him) Uh.

Pound: (to Michael) Let's see what you got, chump. (tosses the ball to Michael)

Michael Jordan: I don't play basketball anymore. (tosses the ball back to a miffed Pound)

Bupkus: (mocking Michael) I don't play basketball anymore.

(Bupkus, Pound and Nawt laugh in amusement then Bang steps in.)

Bang: (tauntingly, while smiling and shrugging) Maybe you're chicken.

(Bang clucks like a chicken while Ash and his friends roll their eyes in annoyance.)

Misty: Oh, brother.

Foghorn Leghorn: (offended) I say I resemble that remark.

Brock: (angrily) You leave Michael alone!

Pound: Who are you kids supposed to be?

Ash Ketchum: We're Pokemon trainers and the name's Ash Ketchum!

Misty: Yeah, we're friends of the Looney Tunes!

Brock: And we're playing basketball too!

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Pound: (chuckling) You, Pokemon trainers? Never heard of you! (to Misty and Brock) What about you, missy and lover boy?

Misty: The name's Misty!

Brock: And the name's Brock!

Bang: (to Ash) What kind of name is Ketchum? We never heard of a last name.

(The Monstars laugh meanly which annoys Ash and his friends,)

Pound: (sees Pikachu) What's this? (to Ash) Hey, kid, we see you have a little yellow rodent with you.

Pikachu: (angrily) Pikachu!

Ash Ketchum: That's my partner, Pikachu.

Nawt: Your Pikachu? Never heard of a name!

Bang: Yeah, that's a stupid name for a freaky little yellow rodent, kid!

Ash Ketchum: (angrily) You leave my Pikachu alone!

Bang: And, who's gonna make us, kid?

Ash Ketchum: I'm gonna make you, guys! That's who!

Bupkus: So, whatcha gonna do with your rodent, kid? Have it stare at us with his cute little eyes?

Ash Ketchum: No! He has 100,000 volts of electricity! So, you'd better watch it!

Pound: (mockingly) Ooh, now we're really scared.

Bang: Are you kids a little young to be playing basketball?

Bupkus: Yeah. a 10 year old boy, a little girl and a teenage boy?

Nawt: What a big joke!

Michael Jordan: (to Bang) You called me chicken?

Pound: Hey! (reaches to grab him) Come here!

(Pound grabs Michael and squeezed into a shape of a basketball.)

Misty: Hey, what are doing with Michael?!

Brock: Yeah, put him down!

Pound: Make me, kids! (to Nawt) Here you go! Take him! (tosses Michael to Nawt)

Nawt: Watch the footwork! Can you believe it? (tosses Michael setting the Tunes' heads on fire)

Ash Ketchum: Hey, stop it!

Bang: (catching Michael) Get out of the way, kid!

(He slam-dunked Michael into the hoop and the glass shatters. Michael bounces onto the floor.)

Pound: Hey, everybody look at your hero now!

(The Monstars snicker at Michael as he forms back to his normal shape. Ash and his friends are deeply angered over the Monstars' bullying.)

Ash Ketchum: (angrily) That was a Dirty Trick

Michael Jordan: You guys are making a big mistake.

Brock: That's right!

Bang: (to Michael) You're all washed up, baldy!

Michael Jordan: "Baldy?"

Misty: (angrily) That's not true! He is not washed up!

Bang: Oh, yeah?

Tweety Bird: Yeah, you heard Misty said! Michael is the greatest ever!

Bang: (annoyed) Shaddup!

(He flicks Tweety to the wall which caused Ash and his friends to gasp in shock.)

Pikachu: Pika!

Brock: Tweety!

(Ash runs up to Tweety and scoops him his hands as he moans in pain.)

Tweety Bird: My poor little cranium.

Ash Ketchum: (concerned) Are you OK, Tweety?

Blanko: (pushes Bang and Bupkus aside) Yeah, are you okay?

Bang and Bupkus: (pulls him back, glaring angrily at him) Hey! 

Blanko: Whoops.

Tweety Bird: You're not scared of them, are you, Michael?

(The Monstars snicker at Michael.)

Looney Tunes: Huh?

Ash Ketchum: (with Misty and Brock) Hmm?

Pikachu: Pika?

Michael Jordan: Let's play some basketball.

Looney Tunes: Yeah!

Pound: We'll see you at the final game, Ash Ketchup!

Bang: Yeah, stay out of our way, Ketchup!

Ash Ketchum: It's Ketchum!

Bang: Whatever.

Bupkus: You and your friends oughta not mess with us, kid!

Nawt: Yeah, "cause we're dangerous!

(The four Monstars leave as Blanko walks to Ash.)

Blanko: Hey, Ash, I won't beat you too bad, little dude.

Ash Ketchum: (chuckles sheepishly) Thanks.

Blanko: See you, Ash.

(Blanko leaves to catch up with the other Monstars.)