Editing Ash's Adventures of Sleeping Beauty/Transcript (section)

== Skumps/Prince Phillip arrives at the castle ==
[At King ''Stefan's castle, we find the king standing at the window, looking outside looking sad]''

'''King Stefan''': [''sighs''] No sign of her yet, Hubert.

(We see King Hubert eating pieces of turkey)

'''King Hubert''': ‘Course not. Good half hour ‘till sunset. [''takes a bite of turkey leg and belches''] Ah, excellent bird! [eats another and looks at Stefan] Oh now, come man!! Buck up! Battle’s over! Girl’s as good as here.

'''King Stefan''': I’m sorry, Hubert, but after sixteen years of worrying, never knowing…

'''King Hubert''': The past! All in the past. [''claps his hands. The servant, Sir Minstrel, arrives with a bottle of wine until...''] Tonight,..(takes the wine bottle from Sir Minstrel much to surprise)... we toast to future with something I've been saving for sixteen years. [chuclles and ''fills two glasses''] Here, to the future!

'''King Stefan''': Right, Hubert, to the future!

(Sir Minstrel took a secret sip of wine but then placed it back on the dish as the Kings laughed)

'''King Hubert''': Skumps, Skumps!

'''King Stefan:''' Skumps!

'''King Hubert''': A toast to this night,

'''King Stefan''': The outlook is rosy.

'''King Hubert''': The future is bright,

Stefan and Hubert: Our children will marry, our kingdoms unite… Skumps, Skumps, Skumps!

(They crossed arms together to share a sip though Stefan had a hard time trying to drink his)

'''King Hubert''': (sighs) Ah, excellent vintage. (chuckles)

(Sir Minstrel took a secret sip and acted natural and then hiccups but smiled)

King Hubert: And now, to the new home, eh?

'''King Stefan''': New home?

'''Hubert''': Children need a nest of their own, what? Place to raise their little brood, eh?

(Sir Minstrel secret pour some wine into his cup)

'''King Stefan''': Well, I suppose in time…

(Hubert moves his arm with the wine away from Minstrel)

'''King Hubert''': Of course. To the home! Skumps!

'''King Stefan''': Skumps!

'''King Hubert''': A toast to the home

'''King Stefan''': One grander by far than a palace in Rome

'''King Hubert''': Let me fill up your glass, (chuckles) That glass was all foam.

'''Stefan and Hubert''': Skumps, Skumps, Skumps!

(Minstrel plays the guitar as the kings laughed and then Hubert claps his hand and Minstrel's guitar broke a string)

'''King Hubert''': The plans!

(Minstrel rushes forward and presents to King Stefan the plans for Aurora and Phillip's new castle home while he leaned forward and back as he felt a bit drunk after sipping the wine)

Minstrel: (hiccup)

King Hubert: Well, what do you think? Nothing elaborate, of course. Forty bedrooms, dining hall. Honeymoon cottage, really.

King Stefan: (pushes Minstrel aside) You... You mean, you're building it already?

King Hubert: Built, man! Finished! Lovebirds can move in tomorrow.

King Stefan: Tomorrow? But, Hubert, they're not even married yet.

King Hubert: (laughs) Take care of that tonight. (grabs the wine bottle and pours it in Stefan's cup) To the wedding!

King Stefan: (gently pushes the wine aside) Now, how on, Hubert. (unknown to them Minstrel was filling up his guitar wit the pouring wine) I haven't even seen my daughter yet, and you're taking her away from me.

King Hubert: Getting my Phillip, aren't you?

King Stefan: Yes, but...

King Hubert: Want to see our grandchildren, don't we?

King Stefan: Of course, but...

King Hubert: There's no time to lose. Getting on in years. (laughing and grabs a cup) To the wedding!

(Minstrel drinks the wine in his guitar's hole before collapsing under the table)

King Stefan: Now, be reasonable, Hubert. After all, Aurora knows nothing about all this.

King Hubert: Well?

King Stefan: Well, it may come as quite a shock.

King Hubert: (gags upon listening) Shock?! My Phillip, a shock?! What's wrong with my Phillip?

King Stefan: Nothing, Hubert I only meant...

King Hubert: Why doesn't your daughter like my son?

King Stefan: Now, now...

King Hubert: I'm not so sure my son likes your daughter!

King Stefan: Now, see here.

King Hubert: I'm not so sure my grandchildren want you for a grandfather!

King Stefan: Why, you, you unreasonable...

King Hubert: Huh?!

King Stefan: ...pompous, blustering, old windbag!

King Hubert: Who? Uh... Unreasonable, pompous,.. (grabs a fish in mistake for a sword) ''en grade,'' sir!

King Stefan: I warn you, Hubert! This means war!

(He grabs a tray for a shield as Hubert attacks with his fish as his sword)

King Hubert: Forward! For honor! For country! For..

(He and Stefan discovered he grabbed a fish for a sword)

Stefan and Hubert: (laughs)

King Hubert: What's this all about anyway?

King Stefan: (chuckles) Nothing, Hubert. Absolutely nothing.

King Hubert: Children bound to fall in love with each other.

King Stefan: Precisely. And as for grandchildren, I'll have the royal woodcarvers start work on the cradle tomorrow.

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