Editing Ash's Adventures of Madeline: Lost in Paris/Transcript (section)

=== Dinner with Uncle Horst ===
Daphne: We have to look our best for tonight.

Miss Clavel: That is right, Daphne. Remember, girls, we must show Madeline's Uncle Horst that we are as good as any Viennese finishing school. Then perhaps he will let her stay with us. We will be tres delicate, non?

Girls: Oui!


Maid: Madames and monsiers, dinner is served.

(Later, everyone is gathered at the table having dinner.)

Madeline: Here at school, I have learned to play the piano.

Uncle Horst: Most beneficial, but in Vienna you will learn to play the flute.

Danielle: She has also learned to paint.

Uncle Horst: (to Madeline) In Vienna, you will also learn to sculpt.

Chloe: And she's learned um...

Nicole: Football!

Madeline: (gasps) She means...physics!

Uncle Horst: (chuckles) Young ladies do not need know such things.

(Ash becomes suspicious while his friends rolled their eyes upon hearing that rude remark.)

Bugs Bunny: (whispers) What's he talking about?

Daffy Duck: (whispers) Beats me, pal.

Lord Cucuface: Our girls are quite top of the line, are they not?

Uncle Horst: Not as top as Vienna.

Lord Cucuface: Really? I say we had a girl three years ago (clears throat) married a duke.

Madeline: And one who is now a famous writer.

Uncle Horst: In Madeline's new class, there will be three girls who are already duchesses, four countesses, two princesses on an empress to be.

(Madeline imagines what her "uncle" is talking about, and she shrinks while being surrounded by duchesses, countesses, and princesses.)

Madeline: (gasps in embarrassment)

Ash and his friends: (suspicious) Huh?

Pikachu: Pika?

Lord Cucuface: Um, I believe that our girls have something very special for us this evening.