Editing Ash's Adventures of Beauty and the Beast/Transcript (section)

=="The Mob Song"/Ash, his gang, and the castle servants battle the angry mob==
(''Cut to black. POV of Maurice as his eyes open. He sees Belle.'')

*'''Maurice''': Belle?

*'''Belle''': Shh. It’s all right, Papa. I’m home.

*'''Maurice''': I thought I’d never see you again.

*'''Belle''': I missed you so much.

*'''Maurice''': But the beast. How did you escape?

*'''Belle''': I didn’t escape, Papa. He let me go.

*'''Maurice''': That horrible beast?

*'''Belle''': But he’s different, now. He’s changed somehow.

(''There is sound coming from Belle’s pack. The flap opens and the magic mirror falls out with Chip rolling to a stop on it.'')

*'''Chip''': Hi!

*'''Belle''': Oh, a stowaway.

*'''Maurice''': Why, hello there, little fella. Didn’t think I’d ever see you again.

*'''Chip''': (''turns to Belle with a look of question on his face.'') Belle, why’d you go away? Don’t you like us anymore?

*'''Belle''': Oh, Chip. Of course I do. It’s just that-- (''There is a knocking at the door. Belle opens it and Monsieur D’arque stands on the porch.'') May I help you?

*'''D’arque''': I’ve come to collect your father.

*'''Belle''': My father?

*'''D’arque''': Don’t worry, mademoiselle. (''He steps aside to show the Asylum D’Loons wagon behind him.'') We’ll take good care of him.

*'''Belle''': My father’s not crazy.

*'''Lefou''': (''Emerging from the crowd'') He was raving like a lunatic. We all heard him, didn’t we!

*'''Bystanders''': Yes!

*'''Belle''': No, I won’t let you.

*'''Maurice''': (''emerged from the home.'') Belle?

*'''Lefou''': Maurice. Tell us again, old man, just how big was the beast?

*'''Maurice''': (''Struggling'') Well, he was…that is…enormous. I’d say at least eight, no more like ten feet. (''the crowd laughs at him.'')

*'''Lefou''': Well, you don’t get much crazier than that.

*'''Maurice''': It’s true, I tell you!

(D''’arque waves his arms and the orderlies move in and pick up Maurice.'')

*'''Lefou''': Get him out of here!

*'''Maurice''': Let go of me!

(''Gaston has been watching from the sides, standing near D’arque.'')

*'''Belle''': (''To D’arque.'') No, you can’t do this! (''D’arque shakes her off and walks away.'')

*'''Gaston''': Poor Belle. It’s a shame about your father.

*'''Belle''': You know he’s not crazy, Gaston.

*'''Gaston''': I might be able to clear up this little misunderstanding, if…

*'''Belle''': If what?

*'''Gaston''': If you marry me.

*'''Belle''': What?

*'''Gaston''': One little word, Belle. That’s all it takes.

*'''Belle''': Never!

*'''Gaston''': Have it your way. (''Turns and walks away slowly, playing hard to get.'')

*'''Maurice''': (''Being thrown into the wagon.'') Belle? (''She runs back into the house.'') Let go of me!

*'''Belle''': (Comes back out with the magic mirror. She yells to the crowd.) My father’s not crazy and I can prove it! (''to the magic mirror'') Show me the beast (''The magic mirror'' ''again shines, then produces the image of'' ''the still depressed beast. The crowd oohs and aahs at it.)''

*'''Woman 1''': Is it dangerous?

*'''Belle''': (''Trying to reassure her'') Oh, no, no. He’d never hurt anyone. Please, I know he looks vicious, but he’s really kind and gentle. He’s my friend.

*'''Gaston''': If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had feelings for this monster.

*'''Belle''': He’s no monster, Gaston. You are!

*'''Gaston''': She’s as crazy as the old man. (''He grabs the mirror from her hand.'') The beast will make off with your children! He’ll come after them in the night.

*'''Belle''': No!

*'''Gaston''': We’re not safe ‘til his head is mounted on my wall! I say we kill the beast!

(''The mob cheers him and repeats the words ‘kill him’.'')

*'''Man 1''': ♪''We’re not safe until he’s dead,''♪

*'''Man 2''': ♪''He’ll come stalking us at night!''♪

*'''Woman 1''': ♪''Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite!''♪

*'''Man 3''': ''♪He’ll wreak havoc on our village if we let him wander free♪''

*'''Gaston''': ''♪So it’s time to take some action, boys! It’s time to follow me!♪'' (''Gaston throws a torch into a haystack, creating an instant bonfire. He begins to prance around it, warning of the dangers of the horrible Beast.'') ''♪Through the mist, through the woods, through the darkness and the shadows, it’s a nightmare but it’s one exciting ride. Say a prayer, then we’re there, at the drawbridge of a castle, and there’s something truly terrible inside.♪'' (''Gaston chases Lefou around, mimicking a monster.'') ''♪It’s a beast, he’s got fangs, razor sharp ones, massive paws, killer claws for the feast.♪'' (''The magic mirror'' ''shows the face of Beast to Lefou, which Gaston exaggerates about.) ♪Hear him roar, see him foam, but we’re not coming home, ‘til he’s dead, good and dead, kill the beast!♪''

*'''Belle''': (''Interjecting'') No, I won’t let you do this.

*'''Gaston''': If you’re not with us, you’re against us. Bring the old man.

*'''Maurice''': Get your hands off me!

*'''Gaston''': (''throws them into the basement and bolts the door.'') We can’t have them running off to warn the creature!

*'''Belle''': Let us out!

*'''Gaston''': (''To the crowd'') We’ll rid the village of this beast. Who’s with me?
*'''Jessie, James & Meowth:''' I am!

(''A chorus of "I am"s comes from the crowd'')

*'''Mob''': ''♪Light your torch, mount your horse!♪''

*'''Gaston''': ''♪Screw your courage to the sticking place♪''

*'''Mob''': ''♪We’re counting on Gaston to lead the way! Through a mist, to a wood, where within a haunted castle, something’s lurking that you don’t see every day!♪'' (''Gaston leads the mob through the town and out into the forest, where they start chopping trees in preparation for their assault on the castle.'') ''♪It’s a beast, one as tall as a mountain! We won’t rest ‘til he’s good and deceased! Sally forth, tally ho, grab your sword, grab your bow, praise the Lord and here we go!♪''

*'''Gaston''': We’ll lay siege to his castle and bring back his head!

(''Cut to into of basement, where Belle is prying at the window with a stick.'')

*'''Belle''': I have to warn the beast and the others. This is all my fault. Oh, Papa. What are we going to do?

*'''Maurice''': (''Comforting her'') Now, now. We’ll think of something.

(''We see Chip looking in through the window. He turns around, thinking, and then he sees Maurice’s contraption with the axe on the end of it.'')

*'''Mob''': ''♪We don’t like, what we don’t understand, it frankly scares us and this monster is mysterious at least! Bring your guns, bring your knives, save your children and your wives, we’ll save our village and our lives, we’ll kill the beast!♪''

*'''Cogsworth''': I knew it, I knew it was foolish to get our hopes up.

*'''Lumiere''': Maybe it would have been better if she had never come at all.

(''The footstool, Sultan comes in barking. They rush over to the window expecting the return of Belle.'')

*'''Lumiere''': Could it be?

*'''Mrs. Potts''': Is it she?

*'''Lumiere''': (''Realizing the mob is not Belle'') Sacre bleu, invaders!

*'''Cogsworth''': Encroachers!

*'''Mrs. Potts''': (''Seeing Gaston'') And they've got the mirror!

*'''Petrie''': (gasps) It's Gaston!

*'''Zazu''': Oh, dear! We're in trouble! Quickly, Petrie! We must tell Ash at once!

(Zazu and Petrie fly off to warn Ash about Gaston and the angry mob's attack to the beast's castle.)

*Cogsworth: Warn the master! If it's a fight they want, we'll be ready for them! Who's with me?!

(Then he noticed they all left without him)

* Cogsworth: Aah!
*(Petrie and Zazu fly to Ash and his friends as fast as they can until they finally reach them.)
*Petrie: Ash! Ash! Ash! 
*Ash and his friends: Hmm?
*Petrie: Ash! Ash, we got a big problem!
*'''Zazu''': The castle is under attack! Team Rocket, Oogie Boogie, Pete, Shere Khan, Scar, The Grand Duke of Owls, Arthur, and Cecil are approaching the front doors with an angry mob outside, heading this way! And to make matters worse, Gaston is leading the attack! It's war, I tell you! War!
*'''Ash Ketchum''': What?! (goes over to the window and sees Gaston leading the angry mob to the front door of the castle; Misty and Brock go over and take a look as well; they all gasp in shock) Gaston?!
*'''Brock:''' But how did they find this place?! It's impossible!
*'''Terk''': It doesn't make sense! We thought the villagers didn't know about the castle!
*'''Fred Jones''': So, did the rest of us, Terk. We all thou - (notices the magic mirror in Gaston's hand) Wha-What is that Gaston's holding in his hand?
*'''Daphne Blake''': It's not that magic mirror from the West Wing, is it?!
*'''Zazu''': The Beast's magic mirror?!
*'''Ash Ketchum''': (looks out and sees Gaston holding the magic mirror) Wait a minute! He stole the master's magic mirror from Belle?!?! (stretches his hat in disbelief) Why would he do that?!
*'''Velma Dinkley''': Probably to fabricate a story about the master being a dangerous monster so he'd kill him with an angry mob in a desperate attempt to marry her! That's why!
*'''Jack Skellington''': That's insane!
*'''Bagheera''': This is an outrage!
*'''Misty:''' Then we gotta secure the castle!
*'''Genie:''' Misty's right! Quick, let's gather all of the castle servants and block the door so they can't inside! The master's life is in mortal danger! We must protect him at all costs!

(Outside, Gaston and the mob approached the door entrance)

*Gaston: Take whatever booty you can find but remember the Beast is mine!

(Inside the castle)

*Shaggy: (listening from the door; gasps) Zoinks! They're coming!
*'''Baloo''': Quick! Everyone! Barricade the door now! 
*[Castle staff]
*''Hearts ablaze, banners high.''
*''We go marching into battle.''
*''Unafraid, although the danger just increased.''
*'''[Gaston, the villains, and the mob]'''
*''Raise the flag, sing the song.''
*''Here we come, we're fifty strong''
*''And fifty Frenchmen can't be wrong.''
*''Let's kill the Beast!''
*(They mob begins to smash the entrance doors as Ash, his friends, and the staff approached with shock)
*(In the west wing)
*Mrs. Potts: Pardon me, Master.
*Beast: Leave me in peace.
*Mrs. Potts: But, sir, the castle is under attack.
*(Outside the doors)
*Gaston, the villains, and the mob: (singing) ''Kill the Beast! (''ram the door) ''Kill the Beast!''
*(Inside the castle Ash, his friends, and the staff try to hold the door)
*Bagheera: (grunts) It's no use!
*Lumiere: This isn't working.
*Baloo: (trying to hold the door) No kidding! (felt another thud) They'll break in anytime soon!
*Fifi: Oh, Lumiere, everyone, we must do something!
*Ash Ketchum: Any ideas guys? (they felt another thud; grunts) There's gotta be another way to save the master from Gaston and his mob of angry villagers!
*Lumiere: Wait! I know!
*(Outside Gaston, the villains, and the mob where still trying to ram the door)
*Gaston, the villains and the Mob: (singing) ''Kill the Beast!'' (ram the door) ''Kill the Beast!''
*(At the West Wing)
*Mrs. Potts: What shall we do, Master?
*Beast: It doesn't matter now. Just let them come.
*(Outside)
*The Mob: (singing) ''Kill the Beast!'' (ram the door) ''Kill the Beast!'' (ram the door) ''Kill the Beast!''
*(Then all of sudden the door finally opened much to their surprise. Gaston, the villains, and the mob find the place seemingly quiet, unknown to them Ash and the others were laying low waiting for the signal)
*Littlefoot: (softly) Shh... Here they come.
*Ash Ketchum: (softly) Get ready, everybody. Wait for Lumiere's signal.
*(Gaston and the mob look around and find nothing but "ordinary" items or furniture around)
*???: This place sure is quiet.
*???: (nervous) Yeah. (gulp) ''Too quiet''.
*???: (nervous) And sp-sp-spooky.
*???: Ah, quit your cowering and keep an eye out, you buffoons! That beast has got to be here somewhere.
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*???: (gulps) Do any of you have a feeling that this place could be haunted?
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*(Lumiere opened his eyes slightly while Lefou grabbed him to light his way till....)
*Lumiere: (shouts) '''NOW!!!'''
*Ash Ketchum: '''ATTACK!!!'''
*(Ash, his friends, and the castle staff jumped out and begin to fight the mob. A coat rack with a top hat punched one blonde man with a club in the face multiple times. A mop tackles a bald man with a red long sleeve shirt. Dick readies his ax to fight two drawers from behind and in front of him but gets hit in the face from both sides) A man with a pitchfork get his head covered by a pot and gets banged by a silver spoon, frying pan, and a meat tenderizer. The baker gets kicked by a chair then gets rolled up by a red carpet into a chest as it burps)
*Jiminy Cricket: Let's get 'em!
*Ash Ketchum: Bayleef, Quilava, Sirfetch'd, Dracovish, Krookodile, I choose you!
*(Ash's Pokémon pop out)
*Ash Ketchum: Pikachu, let's go, buddy!
*Pikachu: Pika!
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*Genie: TIME TO ROCK N' ROLL, DUDE!!!
*Team Rocket, the villains and the villagers: (screams as Genie opens fire with his machine gun)
*Team Rocket: It's the twerps!
*Gaston: (growls) I should've known! Get rid of them!
*Harley Quinn: Yes, Gaston, sir!
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*Oogie Boogie: (sees his arch nemesis, Jack and gasps)
*Jack Skellington: Hello, Oogie.
*Oogie Boogie: J-J-Jack! Why, it's been such a long time since we've last seen each other. But too bad our little reunion isn't gonna last much longer, because you, your friends, and the beast are all going to be... '''DOUBLE DEAD!!!'''
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*Jimmy Cricket: Yoo-hoo! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go right into your ear! Yahoo! (runs into LeFou's ear)
*LeFou: (shrieks like a girl and runs around) There's a cricket in my ear! There's a cricket in my ear!
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*Misty: Let's do it, Brock!
*Brock: Right with you! Go!
*(They toss out their Pokémon for battle)
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*Misty: Corsola, Spike Cannon! Politoed, Focus Blast!
*Brock: Steelix, Iron Tail! Croagunk, Poison Sting!
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* The Vultures: Charge!
* Flaps: Punch a blow!
* Gaston: (fights the vultures with his dagger; in Shere Khan's voice) Stay out of this, you mangy fools!
* Buzzie: Yeah, yeah! (nearly gets hit by Gaston's dagger) Missed me a mile, he did!
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*Fred Jones: Now, Genie! 
*Genie: I am here. (reappears) I am here.
*Daphne Blake: Hey, boys!
*Velma Dinkley: (she and Daphne throw a tarp over them) Whoopsie-daisy!
*Fred Jones: Now, try this on for size! (he and Genie unleash an avalanche of wine barrels, causing them to crash into the villagers like a pile of bowling pins)
*Genie: Strike!!
*Fred Jones: Way to go, Genie! (He and Genie high-five each other)
*Genie: Great plan, Freddy!
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*Pikachu: Pika!!! (sparks come flying out of his cheeks) Pika.... CHU!!!! (zaps ???)
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*Bugs Bunny: (appears as a barber) ♪How doooooo? Welcome to my shop. Let me cut your mop. Let me shave your crop. Daintily. Daintily. (sees Gaston's buddies and LeFou) Hey, you! Don't look so perplexed. Why must you be vexed? Can't you see you're next? Yes, you're next, you're so next! How about a nice close shave? Teach your whiskers to behave. Lots of lather, lots of soap. (mixes the soap together) Please hold still. Don't be a dope. (puts shaving cream on LeFou and Gaston's buddies) Now we're ready for the scraping. There's no use to try escaping. Yell and scream and rant and rave. It's no use you need a shave! (violently shaves LeFou and Gaston's buddies until they have no hair)♪
*LeFou and Gaston's buddies: Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh! Ouch!
*Bugs Bunny: (holds up a mirror) ♪There! You're nice and clean. Although, your faces... look like they might have gone through... a... machine.♪
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* (As the heroes and servants battled the mob, and the other villains, Gaston made his way to the stairs)
* (Back with Belle and Maurice, we see Chip starting up Maurice's invention)
* Chip: Yes!
* (Jumps and pulls a rope and the whistle blew)
* Chip: Here we go!
* (The machine was rolling towards the basement doors)
* Maurice: What the devil?
* (Spots the machine ax making its way towards him and Belle)
* Maurice: Belle, look out!
* (They took cover as the machine crashed through the door and blew up. Maurice and Belle then find Chip hanging on a springer)
* Chip: You guys gotta try this thing.
* (Back at the castle we see the battle still carrying on. We see metal cups tossing tomatoes at one villager with a shovel and was about to attack till....)
* Mrs. Potts: Up here, ya scurvy scum! (to her children) Now!
* (They poured down hot tea down to him as he screams.)
* (A orange bearded man was battling one of the table staff members but then the Wardrobe jump off the balcony singing and landed down on the man.)
* (We see Gaston searching from room to room looking for the Beast)
* (Back to the battle we see the Wardrobe slamming Dick, then a villager with a rolling pin, then slammed one of her shelves at Walter (elderly buddy of Gaston), and has her comb and hairbrush seize Walter and get him in her door and as he comes out, he finds himself in a woman dress as he screams freaked out and runs off.)
*Grandpa Longneck: (whacks some of Gaston's men with his tail) Hooligans!
*Grandma Longneck: (whacks some of Gaston's men with her tail) Ruffians!
*Grandpa and Grandma Longneck: DEGENERATES!
*(Tantor whacks some of the villains with his trunk.)
*Terk: RRAAHH!!!
*Gaston's men: (scream in terror)
*Terk: (giggles as she wipes the goop off her face; gasps as she is cornered by a mobster with a pitchfork)
*(Tantor grabs him and throws him out the window. Back with Ash, Bayleef, Quilava, Sirfetch'd, Dracovish, Krookodile, and Pikachu act as a football team just as several of Gaston's men come running towards them. Ash stands behind his Pokémon, acting as their quarterback.)
*Ash Ketchum: On 1, on 5, on 10, '''HUT, HUT, HUT!!!'''
*(His Pokémon team charge at Gaston's men, attacking them immensely. Bayleef starts by using Razor Leef combined with Vine Whip. Quilava proceeds with a Flame Wheel followed by Aerial Ace. Sirfetch'd attacks with Fury Cutter then Meteor Assault while his partner, Dracovish, uses Fishious Rend followed by Dragon Rush. Krookodile attacks with Stone Edge followed by Dragon Claw and Aerial Ace. And finally, Pikachu hits them all with Iron Tail before finishing them with Thunderbolt. Meanwhile, Bagheera roars and fights Scar like the wild cats they are. Baloo, having faced Shere Khan, before stands face to face once again.)
*Shere Khan: Well, well, well, Baloo. We meet again. Can't say that I underestimated you the last time we've fought each other when my plan of hunting and killing the man-cub was foiled. But this time, I'm making sure that I will not make that mistake again. Once I defeat you, I'll make sure that Gaston's dream of marrying Belle as his wife will be realized once he's done with the beast!
*Baloo: Don't bet on it, Shere Khan! Belle will never be his wife! And the only way you, Gaston, and your band of baddies are getting to the beast is over my dead body! (roars loudly and tackles Shere Khan)
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*Terk: Do your thing, Ducky! (puts Ducky into a villager's pants)
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*(Daphne, Velma, Fred and Genie trigger the trap once again, but this time on Team Rocket)
*Genie: Have a safe flight Team Rocket!
*Team Rocket: Team Rocket's blasting off again!
*Wobbuffet: Wobbu!
*(They vanish into the night with a ding)
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*'''Bugs Bunny''': (feigns distress) Well, well, well. (munches carrot) Whatever should a helpless little wabbit like me do at a time like this? Oh, I know! (throws punches and kicks at each villager, leaving one left, scared stiff) Oh, don't worry, doc. I've got something special for you. (whispers) Daf, are you and Woody Woodpecker ready, pal?
*'''Daffy Duck''': (whispers) Ready as always.
*(Bugs opens the crate. Daffy and Woody Woodpecker hop out and start acting all crazy, scaring the villagers out of their wits.)
*'''Woody Woodpecker''': (does his signature laughter and then rapidly pecks one man on his head)
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*(Meanwhile, Shaggy is being chased by three men up the stairs)
*Shaggy Rogers: Scooby-Doo, where are you?!
*Scooby-Doo: Shaggy! (jumps in the air and lets out a war cry; he lands on top of Shaggy and holds out two pistols) You mess with my Shaggy, you mess with me!
*(Scooby-Doo fires the pistols, causing Gaston's men to run in fear.)
*Shaggy: Whew! Like nice goin' Scoob!
*Scooby-Doo: (giggles)
*Genie: How 'bout a packet of Nutty Buddies? (bashes Pete away with his round belly)
*Pete: Ow! Ow!
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*Chomper: Hello! (bites the villager's leg, causing him to flinch) You want some? You want some? You want a piece of me? (chomps his jaw and they fled) Guess not. (breaks a pitchfork in half and uses it as a toothpick to floss his teeth) Mama and Papa will be so proud of me when I tell them about this battle!
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*Littlefoot and Cera: (to the castle servants holding fruit) Ready, aim, '''FIRE!!!'''
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* (We then see Lumiere in trouble as LeFou got him cornered with his torch. Then Cogsworth came with scissors and a pistol laughing. He spots Lumiere in trouble and confidently laughs as he slides down the stairs' rail with his scissors and poked LeFou's butt as he jumps and screams in pain. Belle, Maurice, on Philippe were seen racing for the castle as fast as possible. Then we see Tom laughing sinisterly as he rips off a seized Fifi's feathers)
* Fifi: Ow! Ow!
* (Lumiere noticed and came to her rescue as he blows fire on Tom's bottom causing him to jump screaming while Fifi fell in Lumiere's arms as he catches her romantically as she smiles to him. We then see Lefou, Tom, and Stanley chasing Sultan as he runs barking with Lefou's left shoe. Pluto sees Sultan being chased and growls angrily before going off to help the little footstool. Sultan bumps at the kitchen doors, which slightly open. Pluto grabs Sultan and immediately dashes into the kitchen to avoid the incoming sharp daggers that were being thrown at them. Lefou, Stanley, and Tom enter to find Pluto and Sultan cornered as they snarl threateningly. Lefou, Stanley, and Tom laugh maniacally but then the drawers opened up to reveal dozens of knives and forks. And Chef Bouche heating up while chuckling wickedly. Jack Skellington, Bagheera, and Baloo add more to this where they roar and make scary faces at them.)
* Lefou, Tom, and Stanley: (screamed terrified)
* (Lefou, Gaston's buddies, and the rest of the mob run screaming and retreated from the castle in fear.)
*Ash Ketchum: We did it! Great job!
*Pikachu: Pika!
* (Ash's friends, their Pokémon, and the staff cheered for their victory.)
*Genie: (to the mob men) That's right! Keep running!
*Woody Woodpecker: (to the mob men) Have a safe trip home, ya bunch of big sissies! (laughs in joy)
* Cogsworth: And stay out!
* (Lumiere kisses Cogsworth at the cheek much to his disgust)
*Misty: Good work, everyone!
*Jack Skellington: Well done!
*Bugs Bunny: Wahoo!
*Daffy Duck: Yippee!!
*Shaggy Rogers: We did it, Scoob! The master is saved!
*Scooby-Doo: Yeah! The master is saved! (giggles)
*Fred Jones: Way to go, gang! (high-fives them) Yeah!
*Daphne Blake: Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
*Velma Dinkley: Success! We outwitted them all!